Go Back   AzBilliards.com > Blogs
Reload this Page Nostroke
Old

Another Pale Male Story

Posted 01-12-2017 at 09:03 AM by Nostroke
Updated 04-03-2017 at 03:28 AM by Nostroke

Way before the babies leave the nest, the hawk parents stop spoon feeding them- they just drop off food in the nest and let the kids tear it up and eat. So anyway, years back on the maiden flight, or one shortly thereafter, one of the kids smashed right into a building and broke off his beak-the top part.

Pale Male has to feed the kids the first 4-5 weeks or so after they leave the nest and in the process teaches them how to hunt. So he drops off half a pigeon in front of ĎNo Beakí...
Nostroke's Avatar
TooCoolForTheRoom
Posted in Uncategorized
Views 1605 Comments 0 Nostroke is offline Edit Tags
Old

She Swings

Posted 12-16-2016 at 08:39 AM by Nostroke
Updated 12-16-2016 at 09:54 AM by Nostroke

When i was in kindergarten, i use to walk to school of course-across a major thoroughfare by the way. I would also go over there to play until i was about 10 or so.

They had a heavy duty swing set as most elementary schools do and I will never forget-there was this one girl who could swing higher than anyone- male, female, adult, whatever. She went 2 feet higher than anyone else Iíd say. When you were 100 yds away you knew if she was on those swings-I never knew her name but she...
Nostroke's Avatar
TooCoolForTheRoom
Posted in Uncategorized
Views 1885 Comments 0 Nostroke is offline Edit Tags
Old

The Great Pale Male

Posted 05-09-2016 at 10:18 AM by Nostroke
Updated 05-17-2016 at 02:32 PM by Nostroke

So Iím on the job- Iíve found Pale Male sitting on the roof of the Carlyle Hotel which is on Madison Ave a full block away from Fifth Ave which borders the Park and 3 blocks North of my spot by the Sailboat pond.. In addition Iím 200 yards further into the Park and Pale Male is 50 stories in the air. It has to be 1/4-3/8 of a mile away or more but i have my best scope on him and itís a pretty good view.

A guy comes along in one of those handicapped scooters and he is all excited when...
Nostroke's Avatar
TooCoolForTheRoom
Posted in Uncategorized
Views 2161 Comments 0 Nostroke is offline Edit Tags
Old
Rating: 3 votes, 5.00 average.

Launching My Career

Posted 05-11-2014 at 06:41 AM by Nostroke
Updated 11-12-2014 at 01:23 PM by Nostroke

Itís 1969 or 1970 and i am about to launch my career on Wall St. I'm fairly desperate to find something that doesn't involve delivering or deep frying chicken-a position that might lead to a future. In pursuit of this, the previous week i had met with a Personnel Agency on Nassau St in downtown NYC. I had come to them via a Times Newspaper Ad for an ĎAccount Clerk-Manager Trainee-FEE PAID, 10K after one yearí. Remember the year folks. A lot of inflation has occurred since then.

Iím...
Nostroke's Avatar
TooCoolForTheRoom
Posted in Uncategorized
Views 1904 Comments 0 Nostroke is offline Edit Tags
Old
Rating: 5 votes, 5.00 average.

A Real Cool Cat

Posted 05-04-2014 at 02:26 AM by Nostroke
Updated 01-03-2017 at 05:52 AM by Nostroke

So i'm standing pretty near to Madison Square Garden on on the East Side of 8th Ave and for whatever reason I'm gazing across looking at the west side of 8th Ave. It's 2008 or so-broad daylight, lunch time and there are throngs of people on the sidewalks doing the hustle bustle as cars, honking taxis along with belching trucks and buses creep up 8th ave- going nowhere fast.

I notice a group of people rounding the corner of 29th or 30th St. Men in business suits, shoppers, secretaries...
Nostroke's Avatar
TooCoolForTheRoom
Posted in Uncategorized
Views 2087 Comments 0 Nostroke is offline Edit Tags
Old
Rating: 10 votes, 5.00 average.

A Simple Trip to Fla Conclusion

Posted 04-27-2014 at 03:33 PM by Nostroke
Updated 08-16-2014 at 01:06 PM by Nostroke

Read Part 1 below first


So i see me seat- I motion to the guy on the aisle that I'm coming in for the window. He jumps up and i slide in. Meanwhile all around there is a sneeze/cough cacophony saturating the air-literally. Within 3 rows of me, there are at least 3 sneezers and 2 serial coughers. Next to elevators and Kindergarten classes, an airplane is the best place to be if you want to get sick. I'm trying not to breathe and inexplicably it is getting more difficult as time...
Nostroke's Avatar
TooCoolForTheRoom
Posted in Uncategorized
Views 2113 Comments 0 Nostroke is offline Edit Tags
Old
Rating: 10 votes, 5.00 average.

A simple Trip to Fla Part 1

Posted 04-27-2014 at 03:28 PM by Nostroke
Updated 10-28-2014 at 07:45 AM by Nostroke

A Simple Trip to Florida
The day seemed to start so well, especially considering what time it had begun. I am up at 6 AM for my 8:15 flight to Florida from The Westchester County Airport (HPN)-conveniently located less than 6 miles away. By 6:20 I'm feeling great, having for the first time in several years met the sandman by 10 PM the previous evening. It wasn't until 10 hours later that I realized 2 SNAFU's had already occurred.

MY alarm had never gone off! My clock is one...
Nostroke's Avatar
TooCoolForTheRoom
Posted in Uncategorized
Views 1967 Comments 0 Nostroke is offline Edit Tags
Old
Rating: 14 votes, 5.00 average.

Tunica Mississippi Pool Trip

Posted 04-23-2014 at 04:35 AM by Nostroke
Updated 06-19-2014 at 11:54 AM by Nostroke

After three days on the road, I am nearing my destination Tunica Mississippi, a casino town built on farm land deep in the heart of nowhere. The mandatory big billboards appear on either side of the road heralding the coming casinos, the big jackpots and whatever else they can come up with to make you drive on against your better judgment.

Now in most second rate casino areas, these signs will highlight the coming shows; Shows featuring C list performers. Coming July 27th - Fabian!!....
Nostroke's Avatar
TooCoolForTheRoom
Posted in Uncategorized
Views 1677 Comments 0 Nostroke is offline Edit Tags
Old
Rating: 2 votes, 4.00 average.

Travel Tips

Posted 05-18-2013 at 04:49 PM by Nostroke
Updated 07-28-2013 at 05:44 AM by Nostroke

These are not all inclusive. They are from my experience and you are probably not going to find them elsewhere. For the most part they are copy/pasted from my computer and humor free. Get your regular worn out tips from standard travel sites. These tips do not apply to all. If any fit for you, then good. Females will not get as much as men out of these.

GENERAL

Under no circumstances unless you know the individual hotel, should you book a Ramada, Motel 6, Super 8, Intown...
Nostroke's Avatar
TooCoolForTheRoom
Posted in Uncategorized
Views 1202 Comments 0 Nostroke is offline Edit Tags


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
vBulletin Security provided by vBSecurity (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2017 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.