New Terminology Knowing that Sex Sells.

crawfish

crawfish

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You know, our pool world, our subculture is starving. Now, by knowing that sex sells, I came up with some new slang or terminology to create interest in our fine game. Help or new slang is appreciated.

"Double Dipped"......Nah, old and odd. How about "Stuck it in twice."

(Corey stuck it in twice to win the tournament. Opponent not happy.) *See how that twist could encourage the person to read?

"Playing lights out"... Puke. How about "Turned the lights out on him"

(Darren was playing so well, he turned the lights out on Richie. Richie wasn't happy) *Following me?

"Hits a ton"....What the fu@# does this mean anyway? How about "that cue makes the balls go in the hole better than most."

"Jam up"... pretty much self explanatory here. How about "jamming it up." Nuff said. Make your own sentence.

"Has the Nuts".... Let's leave this one alone.

"Stealing".... How about "taking it from him without his permission."
Bill was taking it from Tom without his permission. Tom wasn't happy.





You see the interest in reading we could create. We're really missing the opportunity for some fun. Your turn.

And yes, maybe I am sick. In a good way. So, watch it or I just might "Sharpen up on you." See, "Cut or stab" wasn't used.
 
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Out of respect for Crawfish,

Took a stab at a shot.
Took a stab at his opponent.
Took a stab at position.
Took a stab at winning.
 
Now we're on a roll:

"Shoots straight" Wow, he can fire those balls "Straight into the holes."

"Breaks the balls" He pushes "his long stick so hard that the balls end up in the holes."

"In Stroke" Leave this one alone.



It's just endless. Just think of the pool articles! Being somewhat of a perv isn't necessarily a bad thing. The porn industry is billion dollar plus. Can we say that about pool? Even if a perv bought a pool magazine judging from the head title, and even if it was a mistake, we still benefit.
 
He's really strokin the cue.
That ball has some movement.
Dirty balls (nothing comment on)
Rubbing the shaft.
Burnishing the tip (my favorite :) )
He stroked that ball!
 
Carom = using the ball's curves
Corners of the pockets = LIPs instead or with Tits.
Middle or Side pockets could be called Waist holes.

Head String changes its name to 'G-string'

Combo is now a Gang banger.

Slop = Bush leaguer

excuse me I have to go .... I'll be back a little later. :p
 
crawfish said:
You know, our pool world, our subculture is starving. Now, by knowing that sex sells, I came up with some new slang or terminology to create interest in our fine game. Help or new slang is appreciated.

"Double Dipped"......Nah, old and odd. How about "Stuck it in twice."

(Corey stuck it in twice to win the tournament. Opponent not happy.) *See how that twist could encourage the person to read?

"Playing lights out"... Puke. How about "Turned the lights out on him"

(Darren was playing so well, he turned the lights out on Richie. Richie wasn't happy) *Following me?

"Hits a ton"....What the fu@# does this mean anyway? How about "that cue makes the balls go in the hole better than most."

"Jam up"... pretty much self explanatory here. How about "jamming it up." Nuff said. Make your own sentence.

"Has the Nuts".... Let's leave this one alone.

"Stealing".... How about "taking it from him without his permission."
Bill was taking it from Tom without his permission. Tom wasn't happy.





You see the interest in reading we could create. We're really missing the opportunity for some fun. Your turn.

And yes, maybe I am sick. In a good way. So, watch it or I just might "Sharpen up on you." See, "Cut or stab" wasn't used.
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Great post,great idea:thumbup:
 
Keith, you're a nut. Just wondering, do you still have the "RainCoat" that you wore at Brass Tap flashing the ladies?

If anyone wants a great laugh while meeting a cool guy, meet Crawfish. This guy is about as crazy as they come. But don't play him any pool, "He has the nuts most of the time"

One of the Greenville Boys,
jjollie
 
I really think you need to save the term "gang Banger" for those extra special times. We should go with:

Two Ball Combo = Double team.

Three Ball Combo = Triple Team.

Four Ball Combo or more = Gang Banger.

Examples:
"I'm going to use my new more flexible shaft to double team that ball in the hole."

Commentator: "Wow! I can't believe Crawfish is going to try this. He is going to try to Gang Bang that hanger in the hole. The only way he can even reach for this is because he has that 30" shaft."
 
Hmmmmm...

Sexual connotations for pool huh...oooookkkkkkkk...

Clusters after the break = A frickin' orgy
Gettin' robbed = Rape!!!
In "bad" action = Couldn't get laid at "The Ranch" with a pocket full of $100s
Playin' jam up = Grudge F***in' 'em
Soft action = BOOTY CALL! :p My fave! :D
Losin' your ass = Well that one's self explanatory and bad all around! LOL

Nice thread Keith! :thumbup:
 
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When someone slops in a ball it should now be called a Clevland Steamer.

Cant you hear it now, Billy I doing commentary and saying "Can you believe that, Earl just gave Johnny a clevland steamer" :)

If you have to look it up, dont feel bad, I did too.

Of course after you look it up, you may be sorry you did LOL.
 
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jjollie said:
Keith, you're a nut. Just wondering, do you still have the "RainCoat" that you wore at Brass Tap flashing the ladies?

If anyone wants a great laugh while meeting a cool guy, meet Crawfish. This guy is about as crazy as they come. But don't play him any pool, "He has the nuts most of the time"

One of the Greenville Boys,
jjollie
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Yeah, I still have it. That's some funny sh@#.

And I never have the nuts. I haven't booked a winner since I was the one leading the race to the cervix.
 
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