One Pocket is so slow....

chefjeff

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Many pool tournaments have a 'buy back in' option if you lose a match.

But 1 pocket is so slow....

...it has a 'buy back out' option if you win a match!


Jeff Livingston
 

Beware_of_Dawg

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1 pocket is so slow...

heard it usta be customary when you played a long set to put moth balls in the pockets, so the moths wouldnt eat to many holes in the felt before you finished.
 

jay helfert

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Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.

One Pocket is so slow....

...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...

...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!

Jeff Livingston

And 9-Ball is too fast! :rolleyes:
 

Luxury

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One pocket is slow but to really make sure you make live stream viewers contemplate suicide, be sure to have Gabe Owen COACH George Breedlove in between shots.
 

chefjeff

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Where is it written that a pool game needs to be fast?

It is written, my son, in the sacred tablets of 6-holes, written long ago by the wise ones. It is written: A pox on ye who defy it.


1-Pocket is so slow...

...that to have an accurate handle, one guy who plays it calls himself, "3andstop." :grin-square:


This is supposed to be humorous thread, but...:rolleyes:

Jeff Livingston
 

chefjeff

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One of the guys on the Des Moines thread decided to host a 1-P tournament next weekend. Why? Well, one of the reasons was a joke I put there and that helped stimulate the tourney talk and low and behold, a 1-P tourney!!!

I was gonna go play in it, but if it's filled with people who apparently have no fun in life, I might just pass. Do 1-Pocket players even have fun playing the game, or what?

Hello, McFly? All news is good news when it comes to 1-Pocket, I'd think....but maybe that's just me.

Jeff Livingston
 
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