Brain Fart or Real Fart?

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scsuxci

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I was playing a guy and it was hill-hill and he was at the table.
This guy is a intense player and very serious.The problem is when
he was walking around the table looking at his shot,he tooted very
loud.I thought ''WTF"what a pig!As he kept walking,I was totally
perplexed when I saw little dribbles of poo on the carpet and thought
''this motherf--ker shit himself and doesn't even know''.I thought if I tell
him he might feel like I'm trying to shark him,since its hill hill.Needless
to say I told him because I didn't want to walk anywhere near the table.
He thought I should have to finish the set or its a forfeit and I lose.
I told him the next time we play,he has to wear a diaper.
What would you have done?
 
Priceless. I would have walked over to the room owner and told him that the guy is shitting all over his floor. If it's carpet, it'll be tough to clean and the room owner has the right to know IMHO.
 
I've heard of some sharking tactics in the past but this one takes the cake:lol:

Who won the match?
 
scsuxci said:
I was playing a guy and it was hill-hill and he was at the table.
This guy is a intense player and very serious.The problem is when
he was walking around the table looking at his shot,he tooted very
loud.I thought ''WTF"what a pig!As he kept walking,I was totally
perplexed when I saw little dribbles of poo on the carpet and thought
''this motherf--ker shit himself and doesn't even know''.I thought if I tell
him he might feel like I'm trying to shark him,since its hill hill.Needless
to say I told him because I didn't want to walk anywhere near the table.
He thought I should have to finish the set or its a forfeit and I lose.
I told him the next time we play,he has to wear a diaper.
What would you have done?
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hilarious!! :rotflmao::
if he's over 50, cut him some slack
those 'sharts' start at 50
NOT THAT IT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME :grin:
if he's under 50, runaway, run forest run
 
I am NOT finishing the set....
I am NOT paying any money....

I WOULD tell him that I've had enough of this..er..excrement...:o

..from now on, we're playing CALLSHOTS
 
Hasn't this one been posted before?

I did play a chap once, who suddenly put his cue away mid break, saying "oops, I've just followed-through", and shot off home.

THAT'S the classy way of dealing with it, and, let's face it, we've all done it.
 
hejests said:
Priceless. I would have walked over to the room owner and told him that the guy is shitting all over his floor. If it's carpet, it'll be tough to clean and the room owner has the right to know IMHO.
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I agree, AND if he gets kick out as he should, he forfeits, but get the money before he goes to wipe his ass, AND don't shake hands with him.
 
Just ask him " Are you Shittin?"

Seriously....never trust a fart.........and this thread is the Shit:rotflmao1:
 
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This has got to be some kind of joke... What kind of person other than a bath salt eating zombie would accidentally crap himself and not be embarrassed beyond belief, scurrying to clean it up asap and getting the hell out of dodge...maybe to go shower off and throw his trunks in the washer or trash can...
Completely and utterly digusting...seriously...:thud:
Please tell me you are NOT SERIOUS...
Clint<---Has never shit on himself...in public anyway...
 
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