You might be a ballbanger if...

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If you think Szamboti is a menu item at the Italian restaurant
…you might be a ballbanger

If you think 14.1 are acceptable odds in a bar fight
…you might be a ballbanger

If you think sidespin it what the room does when you lie down
…you might be a ballbanger

removed outdated reference to other thread

...keep em comming
 
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If you think English is just a language.

If you think a hustler is someone that works hard.

If you think one pocket refers to a cheap pair of pants.

If you think draw is what southern peaple talk with.

If you think staight pool is a homophobic term!:)
 
If you like me recently RECIEVED Instruction Recently on how to Improve Your Game, but you have not Master The New Techniques. you know they work, but are not working for you. I M A Ball Banger until, I get everything adjusted. Than I will be a BETTER PLAYER.... ;)
 
If you think Earthquake is a wrestler in the WWF

If you think a breakout is what your uncle did in 92

If you think a morri medium is a condom

If you think on the hill is where the rich folks live

If you think runout is what you do on your table time
 
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If you think Szamboti is a menu item at the Italian restaurant
…you might be a ballbanger

...keep em comming
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...if you think "having the nuts" means it's snacktime.

...if you think "two on the wire" only happens at the circus.

...if you think dead banks ended with the Great Depression.
 
breakup said:
If you think Szamboti is a menu item at the Italian restaurant
…you might be a ballbanger

If you think 14.1 are acceptable odds in a bar fight
…you might be a ballbanger

If you think sidespin it what the room does when you lie down
…you might be a ballbanger

If you think giving the two ball is …
(oops that’s something else) ;)

...keep em comming
Click to expand...


I love it. Yours and the ones that followed. Very witty.
 
You might be a ballbanger if

you think "getting racked" means getting hit in the nuts...

you think that someone labled a ballbanger was caught masterbating...

any ball on the table causes a sonic boom.........

you tell someone they should "get out from here" and they leave the building...

you need to tighten your tip in the middle of a game.....
 
If you think 'off the rail' is what Amtrak does...

If you think 'center ball' is a medical condition...

If you think 'squat the rock' means taking a dump in the woods...

If you think 'pocket speed' refers to how fast you can play 'pocket pool'...

If you think 'a stun shot' is what the cops give you...

HA-
 
... if you've ever shot the 9 ball in the side pocket of a bar box so hard that it ran through the gully and came back out on the table out of the other side pocket...

Saw this happen in my bar. The players actually asked me for a ruling... The guy who shot it asked "What do we do when that happens?" I said "Don't shoot so fu#$ing hard!" then I told them it's where it lies.

Later,
Bob

Bob
 
And just one more before I go to the pool hall …the most important of all

drum roll


drum roll


drum roll

drum roll



If you disagree with (insert name) on AZ
…you might be a ballbanger!!!

Now it’s time for me to go bang some balls.
I may stop off at Little Italy and pick up a Szamboti with extra cheese to go.

Salute!
 
You might be a ballbanger if....

You think the corner pocket should double as a beer bottle holder when you break.

You're afraid someone will steal your 4 piece cue if you leave it at the bar.

You scratch on 99% of all your straight in shots on the 8 ball.

You think chalking up more than once a game is unnecessary.
 
if... you think the metal corner irons are made of metal so it will give you a good place to lay your cigarette/cigar while shooting
 
You may be a ballbanger if:

... your term for male masturbation is “balls-in-hand”

... when someone racks their brains, you still complain about the rack

... you think "merchant banking" means a game of bank pool between two shopkeepers.

... you use shaft cleaner to wash your dick

... you give up posting in threads about deflection for lent

... you think Virginia Slims is a pool player

... you rented the movie "Earthquake" figuring it would be about Keith McCready

... you watched the TV show "The Rifleman" expecting to see Buddy Hall

... you tend to mix up scotch doubles with a double scotch

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If you think “titty hooked” is why you can’t keep your eyes off the cocktail server


If you think a flat face joint is what you smoke in the parking lot


If you think the “foot string” is what you can never keep tied


If you think Cornbread Red is moonshine


If you think a “shortstop” is… (well I’ll leave that alone)


If you think “half a diamond” if what the rich folks put in engagement rings


If you think “speed” if what your brother in law is on parole for.


If you think 1 – 2 BBQ is what you bring a 12 pack to.


If you think a “locksmith” is something to go to college for


If you think a “bar box” is where you hide your liquor


If you think “post” is what you do with bail money


If you think “the stone cold nuts” is what gets Steve Austin in the ring


If you think getting matched up is a shotgun weeding


If you think “5 ahead” is how many years your friends graduated grade school before you.


If you think “stall” is what your bassboat does when it gets cold


If you think “rolling the cheese” is a good job at the cheese ball factory


If you think the “wild 8” is a motorcycle gang

(I had some time this morning)
 
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I am truely, truely honored and well just speechless that an entire thread on azb has been dedicated to me and my play.:)
Really you shouldn't have.

Terry<has a small tear in corner of eye...sniff,sniff
 
If you giggle every time someone says "Shaft"

If you giggle everytime someone says "Butt"

If you giggle everytime someone says "Stroke"
 
If you think a safty shot is playing crippled.

If you think a ferral is some kind of animal

If you think the "white part" of your cue is what your supposed to use to scoop the cue ball for a "jump shot"

If you think potting is something done with plants

If you think sneaky pete is some guy that plays dirty

if you call a bridge a ***** stick
 
wow you can say dick but you can't say B_itch.

I better go wash my mouth out with soap, and read up on the finer art of burning books. (isn't that an oxymoron)
Doesn't Moderator come from the root word moderate meaning:

adj.
Being within reasonable limits; not excessive or extreme: a moderate price.
Not violent or subject to extremes; mild or calm; temperate: a moderate climate.

Of medium or average quantity or extent.
Of limited or average quality; mediocre.
Opposed to radical or extreme views or measures, especially in politics or religion.

Food for thought.... or is thinking aloud

yours for a world with out censors
 
...Keith McCready walks in the pool hall and you ask him, "Simon, can I have your autograph?...but where's Paula and Randy?"

...Efren Reyes walks in the pool hall and you tell him, "Sorry senor, the taco place is next door."

...Earl Strickland walks in the pool hall and you tell your buddy, "Now that man looks like a nice and pleasant fellow."

:D
 
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