I used to work for a guy years ago who was throwing out these two drunks harassing a waitress. So he shoves one out the door, and the other one starts trading punches with him. He was a tough old bastard and ends up winning, and as the beaten drunk is crawling out the door my boss looks down and sees a watch on the ground. Yells out "HEY YOU FORGOT YOUR F*CKING WATCH!" and stomps it a few times with his boot, shattering it into pieces.
As he's doing this he suddenly realizes his wrist feels light.
True story. So don't feel so bad about your phone.