Those Two Undercover Monster players are real. I have photographic evidence!

Built_to_Last · Jul 9, 2014

Banks said:
Not too bad on time, considering the horrible position "play". Still, I see that in the APA. If you're actually headed to the West coast, and not just to spectate, feel free to come up to OR afterwards with whatever you've got left and I'll find you a game or two.

Actually, these two guys play so good they do this on purpose to irritate an experienced opponent like yourself.

"Damn, did you see how he got that lucky shape!"

"Again. COME ON MAN!"

That is about the only stall you'll see with these guys.

Playing the wrong shape on purpose to piss off their opponent and actually have them thinking they have a chance once he "messes" up shape once too often.

Look at that "accidental shape" on the eight ball.

He looks at the eight right before he shots and is looking at behind the eight. Just to piss off his opponent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dtL--E37pY

And he got that "wrong shape" perfectly.

You guys honestly don't have a clue.

But when that twelve rack run hits. Lots of ice cream will be coming my way. Yeeeehaw!

Built

Built_to_Last · Jul 9, 2014

Built_to_Last said:
Actually, these two guys play so good they do this on purpose to irritate an experienced opponent like yourself.

"Damn, did you see how he got that lucky shape!"

"Again. COME ON MAN!"

That is about the only stall you'll see with these guys.

Playing the wrong shape on purpose to piss off their opponent and actually have them thinking they have a chance once he messes up shape once too often.

Look at that "accidental shape" on the eight ball.

He looks at the eight right before he shots and is looking at behind the eight. Just to piss off his opponent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dtL--E37pY

And he got that "wrong shape" perfectly.

You guys honestly don't have a clue.

But when that twelve rack run hits. Lots of ice cream will be coming my way. Yeeeehaw!

Built

14 second mark. LOOKS BEHIND THE EIGHT.

Priceless how "good" these guys are!

Built

Banks · Jul 9, 2014

Built_to_Last said:
Actually, these two guys play so good they do this on purpose to irritate an experienced opponent like yourself.

"Damn, did you see how he got that lucky shape!"

"Again. COME ON MAN!"

That is about the only stall you'll see with these guys.

Playing the wrong shape on purpose to piss off their opponent and actually have them thinking they have a chance once he messes up shape once too often.

Look at that "accidental shape" on the eight ball.

He looks at the eight right before he shots and is looking at behind the eight. Just to piss off his opponent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dtL--E37pY

And he got that "wrong shape" perfectly.

You guys honestly don't have a clue.

But when that twelve rack run hits. Lots of ice cream will be coming my way. Yeeeehaw!

Built

Yawn. :boring:

BJTyler · Jul 9, 2014

Built_to_Last said:
Actually, these two guys play so good they do this on purpose to irritate an experienced opponent like yourself.

"Damn, did you see how he got that lucky shape!"

"Again. COME ON MAN!"

That is about the only stall you'll see with these guys.

Playing the wrong shape on purpose to piss off their opponent and actually have them thinking they have a chance once he messes up shape once too often.

Look at that "accidental shape" on the eight ball.

He looks at the eight right before he shots and is looking at behind the eight. Just to piss off his opponent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dtL--E37pY

And he got that "wrong shape" perfectly.

You guys honestly don't have a clue.

But when that twelve rack run hits. Lots of ice cream will be coming my way. Yeeeehaw!

Built

Ok...I suppose that might make sense. But I think the "accidental" shape stall gig probably runs it's course after the first 5-pack.

Built_to_Last · Jul 9, 2014

BJTyler said:
Ok...I suppose that might make sense. But I think the "accidental" shape stall gig probably runs it's course after the first 5-pack.

Yeah. Suppose so.

I do apologize to everyone I might have needled about stuff.

It's just I WAS THE ONE who first discovered these guys.

And outside of that, I just want people to believe they exist.

Sorry.

Built

Eric. · Jul 9, 2014

dude, you are working this pitch HARD. I mean, I know we are in the 11th hour and all, but maybe its time to pack up the snakeoil?

Has even one person decided to do business with you?

Eric >d'int think so, either

Built_to_Last · Jul 9, 2014

Eric. said:
dude, you are working this pitch HARD. I mean, I know we are in the 11th hour and all, but maybe its time to pack up the snakeoil?

Has even one person decided to do business with you?

Eric >d'int think so, either

Nope.

Yeah, I think you're right. WIll pack it up and head the RV North to Hard Times.

I have been pitching this pretty hard. But it is all true.

1) I broke the story

2) Longhaul grabbed a pic.

3) That YouTuber a video snippet.

4) That twelve pack security cam footage is gonna hit.

It just keeps building and kinda pisses me off nobody will get in bed with me on this for seriously large lumber.

Ok, gonna fire up the RV and head north.

Signing off.

Built

Built_to_Last · Jul 9, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dtL--E37pY

But the above will be nothing compared to the twelve rack run that will soon find its way online.

Seriously, first I broke the story about New York and Arizona. Nobody believed me.

Then Longhaul got an actual picture.

Nobody believed me. Nobody believed Longhaul.

Now some YouTuber gets a video snippet.

Nobody believes me. Nobody believes Longhaul. Nobody believes the YouTuber.

What is gonna happen when that twelve rack run gets online.

Nobody will believe that either.

People lack so much faith nowadays.

Doesn't anybody believe in anything anymore?

This makes me sad.

Built

ExilePreacher · Jul 9, 2014

Horse $#!+

Well the "rest of the story" (RIP Paul Harvey) is clear now. This @$$hat can barely run four balls, takes a picture and then a video of himself proving he's about as sporty as a Fast Larry student and decides to conjure up this B movie script and cast himself as the main character. Trouble is anyone who's played more than a year can tell that if he was shooting for $#!+ he'd go two turds in every pocket. Grow up man. Come back when you can actually run a full rack. By that time maybe everyone here will have forgotten about this idiotic thread.

Built_to_Last · Jul 9, 2014

Can't wait for that twelve rack run!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dtL--E37pY

The above will be nothing compared to the twelve rack run that will soon find its way online.

Seriously, first I broke the story about New York and Arizona. Nobody believed me.

Then Longhaul got an actual picture.

Nobody believed me. Nobody believed Longhaul.

Now some YouTuber gets a video snippet.

Nobody believes me. Nobody believes Longhaul. Nobody believes the YouTuber.

What is gonna happen when that twelve rack run gets online.

Nobody will believe that either.

People lack so much faith nowadays.

Doesn't anybody believe in anything anymore?

This makes me sad.

Built

itsfroze · Jul 9, 2014

Nobody believes you still, this is idiotic.
You already admitted you made this up
in post #120 in this very thread.

You're own words "there are no monster players"

What's you're point?

hang-the-9 · Jul 9, 2014

Built_to_Last said:
47 seconds to clear that rack. Set those balls up. Put fifty on the rail and see if you can clear them in under 47 seconds.

Heck, I know some pros that take 47 seconds to look over a shot and chalk their cue.

I can't wait till that twelve rack run out drops online.

You'll owe me an ice cream!

Built

Why does it matter how fast he shoots? He grips the cue with his thumb out, clearly he has no idea how to play properly. Post at least a full rack runout. He plays like someone that has been playing for a long time by learning the wrong way and just makes balls because he's been at it for so long, not because he knows how to play.

Either way, looking forward to your "Excuses why no-one saw those guys there" post. I'll help you a bit. "They lost the keys to the car" "Really bad menstrual cramps" "They are playing the King of Shlamasta for $100,000 a game" "Dang Apple GPS app!! This isn't California!!"

SJDinPHX · Jul 9, 2014

Built_to_Last said:
Actually, these two guys play so good they do this on purpose to irritate an experienced opponent like yourself. "Damn, did you see how he got that lucky shape!".."Again. COME ON MAN!"

That is about the only stall you'll see with these guys. Playing the wrong shape on purpose to piss off their opponent and actually have them thinking they have a chance once he "messes" up shape once too often.

Look at that "accidental shape" on the eight ball. He looks at the eight right before he shots and is looking at behind the eight. Just to piss off his opponent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dtL--E37pY

And he got that "wrong shape" perfectly. You guys honestly don't have a clue. But when that twelve rack run hits. Lots of ice cream will be coming my way. Yeeeehaw!

Built

Well Mr. Built, you had a chance to come clean, and admit you didn't see the 'wrong way shape' he was playing, 'til we called it to your attention !.. But you chose to try and bluster your way through, with a silly explanation !

This thread was mildly amusing for a while, but you have lost me this time, for sure ! :boring2: :boring2: :boring2:

No cookies or ice cream for you....

Built_to_Last · Jul 9, 2014

itsfroze said:
Nobody believes you still, this is idiotic.
You already admitted you made this up
in post #120 in this very thread.

You're own words "there are no monster players"

What's you're point?

Read the whole thread. I did this to get the Russian heat off me and Bobby.

Built_to_Last · Jul 9, 2014

SJDinPHX said:
Well Mr. Built, you had a chance to come clean, and admit you didn't see the 'wrong way shape' he was playing, 'til we called it to your attention !.. But you chose to try and bluster your way through, with a silly explanation !

This thread was mildly amusing for a while, but you have lost me this time, for sure ! :boring2: :boring2: :boring2:

No cookies or ice cream for you....
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Not true. I knew the "wrong shape" all along stall thing but choose not to mention it because I didn't want to show my true knowledge.

I dig your sense of humor with that photo.

But I know, and you know, when I stick my fork in that is just some tasty chocolate ice cream!

LOVE ICE CREAM!

What guy pushing 80 doesn't like ice cream!?

Built

lost · Jul 9, 2014

This thread reminds of a Twitch gaming girl, who says she is a pro gamer just to rile up guys. They continually call her stupid, when in fact they are the stupid ones. She's playing them like a fiddle, and reportedly makes a ton of money from donations. She is downright hilarious, but what is even funnier is the dumbbells don't get it.
The OP is playing you like a fiddle just to amuse himself. But...I think this thread is like Seinfeld...if you don't get it...you don't get it.
Carry on.

Built_to_Last · Jul 9, 2014

lost said:
This thread reminds of a Twitch gaming girl, who says she is a pro gamer just to rile up guys. They continually call her stupid, when in fact they are the stupid ones. She's playing them like a fiddle, and reportedly makes a ton of money from donations. She is downright hilarious, but what is even funnier is the dumbbells don't get it.
The OP is playing you like a fiddle just to amuse himself. But...I think this thread is like Seinfeld...if you don't get it...you don't get it.
Carry on.

I love Seinfeld. And I don't work for Azbilliards. And I don't work for POVPOOL.

Although I am sure they love the traffic I am driving to their sponsors.

New York and Arizona are real!

Built

lost · Jul 9, 2014

Built_to_Last said:
I love Seinfeld. And I don't work for Azbilliards. And I don't work for POVPOOL.

Although I am sure they love the traffic I am driving to their sponsors.

New York and Arizona are real!

Built

Well azbilliards has a little traffic, but it sure isn't twitch.
Anyway have fun with the "monsters", but are sure they aren't "beasts",,,and are they going to "snap it off" or "take it down"?

You weren't a Phil Hendrie fan by any chance?

Built_to_Last · Jul 9, 2014

lost said:
well azbilliards has a little traffic, but it sure isn't twitch.
Anyway have fun with the "monsters", but are sure they aren't "beasts",,,and are they going to "snap it off" or "take it down"?

You weren't a phil hendrie fan by any chance?

Love Phil Hendrie!!!!

Built_to_Last · Jul 9, 2014

Built_to_Last said:
Love Phil Hendrie!!!!

And. Yes, New York and Arizona WILL snap off the Hard Times tournament and milk the place for North of half a million in action.

I simply can't figure out their best move right now seeing that one of them is kinda made.

Built

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