Finnegan is a crook and a scumbag.

I love when people spout off and don't use their real names on az. Cause they know if someone met them in person they'd get their ass punted across the room.

You know cleary, is that your real name? You think you are real sharp, funny, hip guy. Truth is you are just a putz. My name is Joel Sandlin, come on down to Texas and we'll have a punting contest.
 
You know cleary, is that your real name? You think you are real sharp, funny, hip guy. Truth is you are just a putz. My name is Joel Sandlin, come on down to Texas and we'll have a punting contest.

You may have to wait awhile for a reply ... He's out trying to find 6 big guys to back him up.
 
You know cleary, is that your real name? You think you are real sharp, funny, hip guy. Truth is you are just a putz. My name is Joel Sandlin, come on down to Texas and we'll have a punting contest.

He would beat you in that too.
 
He would beat you in that too.

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I'll stick my neck out there:

What is a punting contest?

Does that mean going out to a football field and seeing who can punt a football farther?

I better go back to sleep, it must be slang for something else.
 
I'll stick my neck out there:

What is a punting contest?

Does that mean going out to a football field and seeing who can punt a football farther?

I better go back to sleep, it must be slang for something else.

Pretty sure they will flip a coin, loser must turn and present his rump outwardly to the opponent who will apply a swift kick therein (or thereon).

Then they will switch so the one who was just kicked will become the kicker, after which they will continue alternating until one of them either hollers Uncle or has their rump fall off.

I have this at 9/5 Cleary. the window is open, GAL only please. :D

best,
brian kc
 
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You know cleary, is that your real name? You think you are real sharp, funny, hip guy. Truth is you are just a putz. My name is Joel Sandlin, come on down to Texas and we'll have a punting contest.

That's uncalled for. I'm pretty sure cleary is a macho man.
 
You guys need to know something about Cleary.

I was in a pool hall and a guy comes in and says "Beware! Beware! Cleary's coming to town!". The place cleared out. So I go up to the houseman and say "Who's Cleary anyway?".

Suddenly, a massive bearded guy pulls up on a huge bull, dragging a mountain lion on a leash. He ties up the mountain lion and the bull and comes in. He growls "Gimme a Beer and a pizza!". He bites off the top of the beer bottle and downs it like a shot, folds the pizza up and stuffs it into his mouth in one bite, then breaks and runs 5 racks of 10 ball.

Trembling in fear, I said "Mister, can I buy you another beer?"

He says "No, I have to get out of here. Cleary's coming to town!".
 
Pretty sure they will flip a coin, loser must turn and present his rump outwardly to the opponent who will apply a swift kick therein (or thereon).

Then they will switch so the one who was just kicked will become the kicker, after which they will continue alternating until one of them either hollers Uncle or has their rump fall off.

I have this at 9/5 Cleary. the window is open, GAL only please. :D

best,
brian kc

Doesn't Cleary have short fat legs? Could he even kick high enough?
 
You guys need to know something about Cleary.

I was in a pool hall and a guy comes in and says "Beware! Beware! Cleary's coming to town!". The place cleared out. So I go up to the houseman and say "Who's Cleary anyway?".

Suddenly, a massive bearded guy pulls up on a huge bull, dragging a mountain lion on a leash. He ties up the mountain lion and the bull and comes in. He growls "Gimme a Beer and a pizza!". He bites off the top of the beer bottle and downs it like a shot, folds the pizza up and stuffs it into his mouth in one bite, then breaks and runs 5 racks of 10 ball.

Trembling in fear, I said "Mister, can I buy you another beer?"

He says "No, I have to get out of here. Cleary's coming to town!".

Lmao!! Now im scared! Lol
 
You guys need to know something about Cleary.

I was in a pool hall and a guy comes in and says "Beware! Beware! Cleary's coming to town!". The place cleared out. So I go up to the houseman and say "Who's Cleary anyway?".

Suddenly, a massive bearded guy pulls up on a huge bull, dragging a mountain lion on a leash. He ties up the mountain lion and the bull and comes in. He growls "Gimme a Beer and a pizza!". He bites off the top of the beer bottle and downs it like a shot, folds the pizza up and stuffs it into his mouth in one bite, then breaks and runs 5 racks of 10 ball.

Trembling in fear, I said "Mister, can I buy you another beer?"

He says "No, I have to get out of here. Cleary's coming to town!".

I'm guessing he didn't buy any tickets for the 10 ball break and run.
 
Ahh, a Brother Dave Gardner fan. Great joke. Google "When John Gets Here" for the hilarious original!
 
You know cleary, is that your real name? You think you are real sharp, funny, hip guy. Truth is you are just a putz. My name is Joel Sandlin, come on down to Texas and we'll have a punting contest.

It does sound like a heck of a time but unfortunately I don't think I'll be in Beaumont, Texas any time soon. I'm sure it's a lovely town! #sadface
 
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I'll stick my neck out there:

What is a punting contest?

Does that mean going out to a football field and seeing who can punt a football farther?

I better go back to sleep, it must be slang for something else.

I hope so. I can punt a football pretty far!
 
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