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One Pocket is so slow.... - 01-06-2010, 06:40 AM

Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.

One Pocket is so slow....

...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...

...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!

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01-06-2010, 06:40 AM

One Pocket is so slow...


...Just once I'd like to finish a game without having to stop to go to another funeral.

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01-06-2010, 06:41 AM

One Pocket is so slow...


...Hey, Dog's is running a special on their 1P table...

...buy you've gotta sign a two-year lease!

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01-06-2010, 06:42 AM

One Pocket is so slow...


...I played my first shot of 1P when Nixon was President...


...Obama just called to congratulate me on my win!

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01-06-2010, 06:43 AM

One Pocket is so slow...

...I played it in college to make money for tuition...

...I won the first game and made enough to pay for my Bachelor's...


...But by then I'd earned my Master's!


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01-06-2010, 06:44 AM

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Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.

One Pocket is so slow....

...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...

...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!

Jeff Livingston
shoot a few low percentage shots and see how long the games last!!!!


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01-06-2010, 06:46 AM

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shoot a few low percentage shots and see how long the games last!!!!
One Pocket is so slow....


... I tried to speed it up by shooting low percentage shots only....

...Before I could finish figuring out the percentages, the battery in my calculator went dead!


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01-06-2010, 07:01 AM

I guess the action in NPR must be getting a bit slow these days, to have LWW and chefjeff "venturing out" into the Main forum to post bait threads about pool...


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01-06-2010, 07:05 AM

I am not a huge 1P fan, but watching two really good players play 1P is pretty cool.
  
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I guess the action in NPR must be getting a bit slow these days, to have LWW and chefjeff "venturing out" into the Main forum to post bait threads about pool...
One pocket is so slow....


...That some AZ political posters stopped by to watch a game and missed the election!

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One Pocket is great if you have some understanding
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One Pocket is great if you have some understanding - 01-06-2010, 07:11 AM

...But it does seem to be universally boring to the uneducated

Get yourself educated -- here is a start:
http://www.onepocket.org/getting_started.htm


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I am not a huge 1P fan, but watching two really good players play 1P is pretty cool.
Yeah, cool.....I used to watch Scott Frost (cool, get it?) shoot with Don McCoy...they must've cured global warming cuz everyone on the rail froze solid!---oops, never mind, rigamortis.

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01-06-2010, 07:15 AM

Alright, then...geez!....try this last one...

One Pocket is so slow that by the time 1P players finish their game, they've lost their sense of humor!

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01-06-2010, 08:50 AM

Jeff, I hear that J.Leno is looking for new writers. You got a super sense of hummer. Forget one pocket, try Leno. It would be a lot faster.
  
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01-06-2010, 09:12 AM

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Alright, then...geez!....try this last one...

One Pocket is so slow that by the time 1P players finish their game, they've lost their sense of humor!

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now this one is funny.


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