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One pocket is so slow.... - 02-17-2010, 11:14 AM

I ran a 1-pocket tournament once......
I had to put them on the calendar.

One guy Marched up to the table.....
But he didn't shoot 'til April
  
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02-17-2010, 11:32 AM

1P tourneys are so long... there's a place for "next of kin" on the sign up sheet.
  
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02-17-2010, 12:56 PM

I love playing the game I just hate the balls getting dusty
  
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02-17-2010, 06:58 PM

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Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.

One Pocket is so slow....

...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...

...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!

Jeff Livingston

umm, well... 1pocket is only slow if you don't know what you're doing.

I was down in Florida this last week and played a guy who thought that 1pocket was all about bunting the balls up table just because the table was triple-shimmed. I quickly showed him that was not such a good strategy and was winning games about every 15 minutes. If that's too slow for you, I apologize.

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Talking 02-17-2010, 07:44 PM

1 pt is so slow

When you where young,you'd laugh at the guy's with the strollers..
Now when you hear the guy at the table say that depends..you can't
Remember if your wearing them or not........
  
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02-17-2010, 08:26 PM

One Pocket isn't as slow as the 9-Ball minds that try to grasp it


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One pocket is so slow.. - 02-17-2010, 09:21 PM

That it makes the nine ball players fall asleep; and then we get their money
  
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02-17-2010, 09:55 PM

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One Pocket is so slow....


... I tried to speed it up by shooting low percentage shots only....

...Before I could finish figuring out the percentages, the battery in my calculator went dead!


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ROTFLMAO - THAT is a good one! I love one pocket and don't think it's slow at all but this thread is great!

I am going to amend your joke though Jeff -

"...Before I could finish figuring out the percentages, the battery in my calculator went dead, and it's solar powered...."


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02-17-2010, 09:57 PM

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I ran a 1-pocket tournament once......
I had to put them on the calendar.
HAHAHA that's great!!!
  
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02-17-2010, 11:25 PM

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One pocket is not that slow.

I just learned how to play about a year ago. Right after I learned how, I started a race to 3 set with one of the old timers at the room I play out of.

Im on the hill.
...and he's already six feet under [that hill].


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02-18-2010, 04:22 AM

What the heck is "one pocket"...............


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02-18-2010, 04:56 AM

One poctet is slow, a challande, and like play POOL/CHESS!
  
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02-18-2010, 05:04 AM

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Alright, then...geez!....try this last one...

One Pocket is so slow that by the time 1P players finish their game, they've lost their sense of humor!

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That is a Good one!
  
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02-18-2010, 07:21 AM

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What the heck is "one pocket"...............
Av, my friend....you'd better go to the 8-Ball is stupid thread.

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02-18-2010, 07:45 AM

Many pool tournaments have a 'buy back in' option if you lose a match.

But 1 pocket is so slow....

...it has a 'buy back out' option if you win a match!


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