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02-21-2010, 11:23 AM

1p is so slow that when I lost a race to 3, I had to take out a mortgage to pay the table time.

1p is so slow that when you start a set, each player is expected to bring 6 light bulbs.

1p is so slow that I won a game of correspondence chess between innings.

1p is so slow that when you gamble, you have to adjust the payout for inflation.

1p is so slow that they stopped our first set to change the cloth. They stopped the second because they were going out of business :/
  
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02-22-2010, 11:19 AM

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1p is so slow that when I lost a race to 3, I had to take out a mortgage to pay the table time.

1p is so slow that when you start a set, each player is expected to bring 6 light bulbs.

1p is so slow that I won a game of correspondence chess between innings.

1p is so slow that when you gamble, you have to adjust the payout for inflation.

1p is so slow that they stopped our first set to change the cloth. They stopped the second because they were going out of business :/
Wow these are clearly the best. Correspondence chess made me lol.
  
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one is so slow.... - 02-22-2010, 11:52 AM

I knew i was in trouble when my first opponent was introduced
as Warren Peace.
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02-22-2010, 12:03 PM

One pocket is so slow that some naive kids called the Guiness book of world records to report the longest game of eight ball ever played.
  
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05-21-2012, 12:11 PM

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This one just come out on another thread....

One Pocket is so slow....that when the rack girls rerack, they're rack women!

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05-21-2012, 01:14 PM

One pocket is so slow when your sitting in your chair getting your brains beat in unless the guy is running 8 and out.


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05-21-2012, 01:16 PM

One Pocket is so slow the players use an entire chalk between each shot
  
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05-21-2012, 01:23 PM

One pocket is so slow, that table time is measured in solstices.

One pocket is so slow, that the players are in danger of finding themselves trapped between erected sheets of new sheetrock when the poolroom is sold and subdivided.


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05-21-2012, 04:23 PM

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1-p is so slow--HEY, look! Paint drying!
Yeah, and if you played 1P I wouldn't waste my time, but damn right I will watch the masters of One Pocket all day long -- after all, they are the Picasso's of pool!


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05-21-2012, 04:34 PM

Ok, I'll try one.

1 Pkt. is so slow that at the end of just one game, a 9 ball player that tried it, actually showed signs of brain function.
  
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05-21-2012, 04:48 PM

I believe that the Italian guy, Michael Angelo painted the Sistern Chapel in less time that it takes to play one game.


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05-21-2012, 05:13 PM

Wait, I've got one more, just to show even though I think it's the best game, I can kid about it too ....

1Pkt. is so slow that the 1Pkt. pics posted in the other thread are actually video clips.
  
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05-21-2012, 05:14 PM

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I believe that the Italian guy, Michael Angelo painted the Sistern Chapel in less time that it takes to play one game.
I believe that's "Cistern" Chapel -- your kind of place!





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05-21-2012, 05:22 PM

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I heard some terrorists were made to watch One pocket and they all begged to be water boarded instead.


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