If you gamble and win, you're a thief or a locksmith.
If you gamble and lose, you're a sucker.
If you don't gamble, you're a nit.
If you play in tournaments and win, they are ready to raise your handicap or just ban you from the event.
If you play in tournaments and lose, your peers ride you about how you don't have a chance against those killers.
If you just practice a lot, there will be those who wail that if they practice as much as you do, they would be a champion.
If you support pool, you're a brown-noser or you've got your hand out.
If you don't practice much and have played at a decent level from time to time, you're a "natural" and everyone is scared to death you're going to get in stroke at any moment.
If you play in the pool leagues, you're a schmuck and looked down upon by the conceited, self-centered *****s.
If you like to study the science of pool, you're a no-playing nerd.
If you're a champion, you just don't really know what you are doing.
If you want to be a champion, you'll never get there because it's too hard.
Any others or modifications to add?
JoeyA
If you gamble and lose, you're a sucker.
If you don't gamble, you're a nit.
If you play in tournaments and win, they are ready to raise your handicap or just ban you from the event.
If you play in tournaments and lose, your peers ride you about how you don't have a chance against those killers.
If you just practice a lot, there will be those who wail that if they practice as much as you do, they would be a champion.
If you support pool, you're a brown-noser or you've got your hand out.
If you don't practice much and have played at a decent level from time to time, you're a "natural" and everyone is scared to death you're going to get in stroke at any moment.
If you play in the pool leagues, you're a schmuck and looked down upon by the conceited, self-centered *****s.
If you like to study the science of pool, you're a no-playing nerd.
If you're a champion, you just don't really know what you are doing.
If you want to be a champion, you'll never get there because it's too hard.
Any others or modifications to add?
JoeyA
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