Poolish Thoughts by Rack Gandy

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As the cueball disappeared from view once again,
I stood there thinking:

Well, at least losing the ball down a pocket
is better than losing one down a gutter.




Jeff Livingston
 
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When you've won a guy's rent money
on the last day of the month,

A fun thing to do the next day is
To go to the pawn shop

And use that money
to buy his cue, too.



Jeff Livingston
 
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Whenever I see a pool player
make a really bad bridge,

I like to ask them,
Are you from London?






Jeff Livingston
 
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Funny stuff. Especially the pawn shop line.
 
chefjeff

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Jack Handey called and said
we were ripping off his idea
of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.

I thought about it for a while and said
Man, that's deep.





Jeff Livingston
 
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Whenever I play a match of American Rotation

I always keep in mind the saying:

What goes around comes around.

And then I lose....again.




Jeff Livingston
 
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When shooting the money ball in a big money game,
And choosing between a safety or going for it,

My first consideration is,
Can I run faster than my opponent?



Jeff Livingston
 
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My friend invited me over
to play a pool game.

When I got there, he asked,
"Where is your bathing suit?"

I asked if I could borrow his,
but by then,
the zombies had started eating him.

I captured the moment
with watercolors,
my favorite medium.

I've always loved art.
 
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pt109

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So I gambled with Hercule Poirot....he stunk at english so I won a lotta dough..
..but then I lost it to another sleuth....I should've known...
...his name was Surelock
 
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Soooo..I tapped on the door with my riding crop...resplendent in my new jodhpurs...
...the host opened the door with a McDermott cue in his hand....
...said..."Oh, I guess I misspelled 'pool' on the invitation."
 
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pt109 said:
So I gambled with Hercule Poirot....he stunk at english so I won a lotta dough..
..but then I lost it to another sleuth....I should've known...
...his name was Surelock
Click to expand...

IF you rack another pun on my Gandy, you're barred forever.


Jeff Livingston
 
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chefjeff said:
IF you rack another pun on my Gandy, you're barred forever.


Jeff Livingston
Click to expand...

I started to write a play about a straight pool session.....
...but I didn’t finish
...’cause I didn’t want to be bard
 
chefjeff

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I was wondering...

"Is it ignorance or apathy
That keeps players stuck at a low level?"

I thought about for a bit
And decided

"I don't know and I don't care."



Jeff Livingston
 
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"I decided that it was
just too hard to draw the cue ball.

So, I just used my phone
to take a picture of it, instead."



Jeff Livingston
 
pt109

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Soooo....I went on an eight-ball safari....everyone had a choice....
...stripes.....

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...or solids

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I started writing a post about how ridiculously long a game of one pocket is but I haven't finished it yet.
 
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