If a turtle walked by the table it would shark the players.
Now that made me laugh...funny guy
If a turtle walked by the table it would shark the players.
1p is so slow that when I lost a race to 3, I had to take out a mortgage to pay the table time.
1p is so slow that when you start a set, each player is expected to bring 6 light bulbs.
1p is so slow that I won a game of correspondence chess between innings.
1p is so slow that when you gamble, you have to adjust the payout for inflation.
1p is so slow that they stopped our first set to change the cloth. They stopped the second because they were going out of business :/
This one just come out on another thread....
One Pocket is so slow....that when the rack girls rerack, they're rack women!
Jeff Livingston
Yeah, and if you played 1P I wouldn't waste my time, but damn right I will watch the masters of One Pocket all day long -- after all, they are the Picasso's of pool!1-p is so slow--HEY, look! Paint drying!
I believe that's "Cistern" Chapel -- your kind of place!I believe that the Italian guy, Michael Angelo painted the Sistern Chapel in less time that it takes to play one game.
I believe that's "Cistern" Chapel -- your kind of place