My 6 year old grandson says, "What do you do , when you go to the fool room grampa"?:smile:
"What do you do , when you go to the fool room
"You wanna hear about when I was in the Navy?"
When a youngster asks a question like that it put's you in between a rock and a hard place, that's for sure. My advice would be to lie like a dirty dog. You certainly wouldn't want to warp his fragile little mind.
The last thing you would want to say is: "Whenever me and my buddies are at the pool room we cuss like a bunch of drunken sailors."
"Sometimes one of the cute little waitresses walks by and I pinch her on the butt. Grandma doesn't need to know that, does she?"
"The other day they had burritos for a buck apiece and I ate two of them. Later, I bent over to take a shot and shit my pants."
"One of our guys had a heart attack and died. Nobody really liked him so we just kept on playing pool."
"You wanna hear about when I was in the Navy?"