Special Deal on Secret Chalk

9BallPaul

9BallPaul

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With the recent threads on chalk preferances, I thought some of you might be interested in a connection I've made. I've got a source in Zimbabwe who can supply limited quantities of a secret billiards chalk -- it's embedded with diamond dust gathererd from the gemologists who cut diamonds.

The chalk is not cheap -- we're talking $3,000 per cube, but it's guaranteed to make you an A player. You'll never miscue again, and it somehow guides the cueball into a perfect hit nearly every time you shoot. Scientists are baffled, but users are getting rich.

Contact me by P.M. if you're interested. These are for sale through my law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
 
Not to question you, but if you buy this chalk, does it come with a contract that both parties sign that says you would never have a miscue ever again garunteed. What is garunteed if it does miscue or doesn't make me an A player? Money back and I get to keep the chalk?

I'm a newbie, if I buy this chalk, would I be able shoot like O'Sullivan right? (Since it can make me an A player). Also, how can you never miscue? Even with a cube of chalk glued to the tip of your cue, a player can still miscue on purpose right?

As I have said, I'm inexperience, but I just don't understand how a piece of chalk can make a person an A player and never miscue....=\ and it is garunteed
 
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If I ever make it to your place to practice I will try before I buy:smile:. The word on the streets is they are putting the same dust in the balls so theres no need for any chalk:D .
 
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chin0 said:
Not to question you, but if you buy this chalk, does it come with a contract that both parties sign that says you would never have a miscue ever again garunteed. What is garunteed if it does miscue or doesn't make me an A player? Money back and I get to keep the chalk?

I'm a newbie, if I buy this chalk, would I be able shoot like O'Sullivan right? (Since it can make me an A player). Also, how can you never miscue? Even with a cube of chalk glued to the tip of your cue, a player can still miscue on purpose right?

As I have said, I'm inexperience, but I just don't understand how a piece of chalk can make a person an A player and never miscue....=\ and it is garunteed
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NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOTCHA!!! LMAO 6TH!!
 
Oh, it's totally guaranteed

chin0 said:
Not to question you, but if you buy this chalk, does it come with a contract that both parties sign that says you would never have a miscue ever again garunteed. What is garunteed if it does miscue or doesn't make me an A player? Money back and I get to keep the chalk?

I'm a newbie, if I buy this chalk, would I be able shoot like O'Sullivan right? (Since it can make me an A player). Also, how can you never miscue? Even with a cube of chalk glued to the tip of your cue, a player can still miscue on purpose right?

As I have said, I'm inexperience, but I just don't understand how a piece of chalk can make a person an A player and never miscue....=\ and it is garunteed
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As you can see, my reputation on this site is sterling. Trouble is, in the time it took you to reply, I had to jack up the price to $5,000 per cube. And now it's limited to three cubes per customer, because demand is so heavy.

Wanna be an A player? Contact me by Pay-Pal.
 
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9BallPaul said:
With the recent threads on chalk preferances, I thought some of you might be interested in a connection I've made. I've got a source in Zimbabwe who can supply limited quantities of a secret billiards chalk -- it's embedded with diamond dust gathererd from the gemologists who cut diamonds.

The chalk is not cheap -- we're talking $3,000 per cube, but it's guaranteed to make you an A player. You'll never miscue again, and it somehow guides the cueball into a perfect hit nearly every time you shoot. Scientists are baffled, but users are getting rich.

Contact me by P.M. if you're interested. These are for sale through my law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
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I hate to pass on this offer, but I'm already using a combination of angel dust & whale sperm bonded by strands of Sarah Palin's hair.
 
9BallPaul said:
As you can see, my reputation on this site is sterling. Trouble is, in the time it took you to reply, I had to jack up the price to $5,000 per cube. And now it's limited to three cubes per customer, because demand is so heavy.

Wanna be an A player? Contact me by Pay-Pal.
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I don't know whether your original post is a joke or not, if it is, please disregard my comments below and don't take me serious, but if you are really selling this chalk and not making this post in sarcasm towards the Blue Diamond Chalk craze (Since you mention diamonds being embedded in it, and you are pricing it the way you are and BD are pretty expensive for just chalk)


So your rep is sterling but not golden yet. In exactly 11 minutes between your original post and my reply, which I am the first to reply, there are that many members who PM'd you to buy this diamond dust embedded Zimbabwe "Secret Chalk". You shouldn't be on here man, you'd make a hell of a real estate or car salesman. I'm glad you are selling them off, props to you. I only wish you the best.

So, you haven't exactly answer the questions I have in my first reply, please let me know how you would guaruntee this chalk???

I am hoping this chalk comes with a lock box, a silk lined case made of exotic wood, which has a retinal scan security system, as well as a personal professional Zimbabwe b!tch to chalk my cue everytime, just to make sure I chalk it right and not blame the chalk for the miscue. One more question on the product, does each piece come with a serial number???

I wouldn't PM you or contact you through paypal to become an A player, since I am such a newbie, I'd just PM Scott Lee or give Kinister a call, I mean, for $5000 each and I can only buy up to 3 cubes, I am quite honestly dissapointed, so I am taking my business to Master.

No hard feelings, I'm just a cynical and more than curious newbie. Maybe this is a joke that I don't get, but if it is serious, there's my reply. Like I have said countless times, I am inexperienced, what do I know?

Happy shooting! :)

Chino
 
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chin0 said:
I don't know whether your original post is a joke or not, if it is, please disregard my comments below and don't take me serious, but if you are really selling this chalk and not making this post in sarcasm towards the Blue Diamond Chalk craze (Since you mention diamonds being embedded in it, and you are pricing it the way you are and BD are pretty expensive for just chalk)


So your rep is sterling but not golden yet. In exactly 11 minutes between your original post and my reply, which I am the first to reply, there are that many members who PM'd you to buy this diamond dust embedded Zimbabwe "Secret Chalk". You shouldn't be on here man, you'd make a hell of a real estate or car salesman. I'm glad you are selling them off, props to you. I only wish you the best.

So, you haven't exactly answer the questions I have in my first reply, please let me know how you would guaruntee this chalk???

I am hoping this chalk comes with a lock box, a silk lined case made of exotic wood, which has a retinal scan security system, as well as a personal professional Zimbabwe b!tch to chalk my cue everytime, just to make sure I chalk it right and not blame the chalk for the miscue. One more question on the product, does each piece come with a serial number???

I wouldn't PM you or contact you through paypal to become an A player, since I am such a newbie, I'd just PM Scott Lee or give Kinister a call, I mean, for $5000 each and I can only buy up to 3 cubes, I am quite honestly dissapointed, so I am taking my business to Master.

No hard feelings, I'm just a cynical and more than curious newbie. Maybe this is a joke that I don't get, but if it is serious, there's my reply. Like I have said countless times, I am inexperienced, what do I know?

Happy shooting! :)

Chino
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Yeah, that "WHOOOOSH" sound you heard was the joke flying over your head.
MULLY
I thought it was pretty funny:thumbup:
 
mullyman said:
Yeah, that "WHOOOOSH" sound you heard was the joke flying over your head.
MULLY
I thought it was pretty funny:thumbup:
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:embarrassed2: I figure I missed something somewhere, I tend to take things too literal. Sucks to be a newbie, sorry 9BP that I didn't get the joke.


Someone find me a hole, fast!

Happy shooting! :)

Chino
 
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Fraud

This is a Fraud....This chalk is not impregnated with Diamond dust and cannot improve your game.

Dallas Herald is quoted to saying this.

Recent activity into the illegal smuggling of Daimond Dust Impregnated chalk from Zimbabwe has proved to be actually Cubic zirconia. SO if you are paying this outrageous price for this obviously FAKE chalk, you can send me 250.00 and I have a way I can get back 85% of what you have already spent. My paypal address is

Cubiczirconiadustinchalkguy@paypal.com
 
I just got an e-mail from Nigeria. I have inherited ten gross of the REAL diamond chalk. I'm going to be a rich man soon. I just have to pay a small shipping fee, and possibly some tariffs or duties. It may end up costing me a couple thousand but so what. It's worth MILLIONS! :grin-square:
 
Congratulations Jay, you will be sipping drinks with umbrellas in them on a beach on some tropical island.send us a postcard! Just dont wear a thong....they feel funny (from what I hear:o )
 
i hope that this chalk is delivered by at least 3 hotties wanting to do nasty things to my wrinkled old body.
 
jay helfert said:
I just got an e-mail from Nigeria. I have inherited ten gross of the REAL diamond chalk. I'm going to be a rich man soon. I just have to pay a small shipping fee, and possibly some tariffs or duties. It may end up costing me a couple thousand but so what. It's worth MILLIONS! :grin-square:
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Jay, I just bought some diamonds that way. Boy, am I excited. It only cost me $1200 in taxes for 22 carats of diamonds. I can't wait.
 
crawfish said:
Jay, I just bought some diamonds that way. Boy, am I excited. It only cost me $1200 in taxes for 22 carats of diamonds. I can't wait.
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Thats a good buy crawfish:thumbup:
 
I actually have this chalk. After awhile the chalk must have got absorbed into my skin because now....when I make a miraculous shot, my opponents tell me I've got horse shoes falling out my azz.
 
I have a similar secret chalk, but mine is impregnated with cocoanuts.

I know this is true because I only gamble when I bring my own chalk. All of the people at the poolroom know it, though, because they say that every time I get up to gamble, I won't play unless I've got the "Nuts".

Mike
 
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