He is the Greatest Cueist!!

bobroberts

Pool player
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He can run 1000 balls in an minute.

He can shoot safeties with his teeth.

He can make trick shots without a cue.

He can make the women faint.

He can snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

Be thirsty my friends.
 

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You can't give him the 7 ball, he already owns it.

He'd gamble with you, but he is a lock giving you the 1 OUT and the breaks.

Even if he loses, he still wins

He Miscued once just to see what it felt like

He 3 Fouled Efren with only 1 ball on the table

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His Diamond table doesn't have enough karats for him.

His cue is made of the finest woods inlaid with platinum, gold and diamonds and shoots even without him.

When he sweats they capture it for drinking water.

He makes the 9 on every snap.

Be thirsty my friends.
 
- If you lost $2000 to him without ever getting to the table you would have to fight the irresistable urge to thank him.

"I don't always play pool, but when I do I prefer 9-ball"
 
He once punched Efren Reyes.

He ran 525 balls in straight pool and then walked away from the table laughing before missing.

He taught Hal CTE.

When he go's to the pool hall he brings a knife just in case a gun fight breaks out.

On the pool table he has his moments...all of the time.
 
He taught SVB and Donny Mills how to break.

He carries the Royal Hungarian Nuts with him all the time.

Efren pays him to stay away from the Derby City one pocket event.

He once borrowed a hundred from Cliff Joyner.
 
He never posts because he never loses.

If you ask a Samoan to threaten him, the Samoan shudders in fear.

He jumps one handed, with a Meucci!
 
The balls rack themselves when he approaches the table.

In a race to 100 he spots you 99 and still wins.
 
XX Dark Beer is a Winner, the comercial have a following. The WWE kind of clone the idea to promote this guy,
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He can run 1000 balls in an minute.

He can shoot safeties with his teeth.

He can make trick shots without a cue.

He can make the women faint.

He can snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

Be thirsty my friends.

I watched him corner-hook Blomdahl on a billiard table!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps

He once tricked the Old Spice guy, into using Irish Spring.

He once ran a marathon backwards to see what second place looks like.

He can speak braille with a Russian accent.

He's so interesting, lost children find him.

He once visited the Virgin Islands....... now they are just called the Islands.

He only lost once in his lifetime, his virginity.
 
Whenever he sees his opponent set the chalk face down he stomps his foot and it flips over. His opponents don't make that mistake again.
 
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