Anyone Heard of this Brand of Chalk? Looks Good.

bigshooter

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tou·ché interjection \tü-ˈshā\

Definition of TOUCHÉ

—used to acknowledge a hit in fencing or the success or appropriateness of an argument, an accusation, or a witty point :thumbup:
 
Thanks for the order!

Big Shooter Industries (BS) :)

As soon as I feel Tweeten can't handle the job anymore with their Master
and Triangle brands.....I'll give you an order, Shooter.....
...it may take a while, How old are you?

..my laugh of the night....and Thanx for the pool hall thread
 
I don't even know how to jump to be honest.

Will this chalk enable me to learn and be able to jump every shot in? Break and jump run every rack?
 
Is this version 1.488890650123-a or version 1.941665295684-g? I need to know before I order because I drive a Honda, thx.
 
I hope you will come up with a bs tip as well - soaked in with bs.

I love this new bull shit brand:-) I don't even have to aim.....

-Jon Birger
 
I don't even know how to jump to be honest.

Will this chalk enable me to learn and be able to jump every shot in? Break and jump run every rack?

Absolutely!
Keep in mind in order to do this you must chalk the tip of your cue in a COUNTER -CLOCKWISE motion. This is very important - if you brush BS chalk on in a clockwise motion it actually increases the gravity in the cue ball and causes it to stick to the table surface.
 
I hope you will come up with a bs tip as well - soaked in with bs.

I love this new bull shit brand:-) I don't even have to aim.....

-Jon Birger

Jon; All the major tip manufacturers have fought us tooth and nail to keep BS chalk from seeing the light of day due to the fact you do not even need a tip on your cue. They are very afraid of this product and what it will do to their business model.

I have been black listed from advertising in any of the pool magazines, webcasts and television. That is why I am exclusively selling our product on the AZ Forum knowing that BS is not only allowed here but actually encouraged.
 

Awesome chalk that BS stuff is great.

It is most likely legal in all tournaments and Leagues as there are many, particularly in the pool community and the AZB community who cannot detect BS. Your opponent will never know you are Beating them with BS.

Do not be alarmed at this low low introductory price. In the next evolution of BS we will raise the price but you can rest assured that the NEW and IMPROVED BS will go on THICKER and QUICKER than any BS before it. In fact research scientists are working especially hard to make sure you can Pile on the BS higher than ever before.

As an added bonus to early adopters of our New and IMproved BS that is still in development we will send along a Gold Electroplated Shovel to help you apply a full load of BS on your Tip and your opponent!!!

New and Improved BS is not available but place you order now because the price of future BS will never be lower!!!
 
Thanks for the order!

Big Shooter Industries (BS) :)

Are you going to have a line of instructional videos also?
My gamemaking is falling apart....I'm getting robbed...a lot.
It's like every time I try to get an edge, somebody jarred me with sodium
pentothal.:rolleyes:

I need a better line of BS
 
Absolutely!
Keep in mind in order to do this you must chalk the tip of your cue in a COUNTER -CLOCKWISE motion. This is very important - if you brush BS chalk on in a clockwise motion it actually increases the gravity in the cue ball and causes it to stick to the table surface.

hahahhahahahahahhahahahhaha =) Gravity! That's awesome funny :rotflmao:
 
Are you going to have a line of instructional videos also?
My gamemaking is falling apart....I'm getting robbed...a lot.
It's like every time I try to get an edge, somebody jarred me with sodium
pentothal.:rolleyes:

I need a better line of BS

You read our minds! Here at Big Shooter Industries (BS) we take the game of billiards very seriously. With that in mind we are working with some of the top pros to create the best instructional videos ever created.

I cannot tell you the names but it rhymes with Wayne Dan Droning and
Golf Bouquet - I cannot say more or I might give it away.

As far as your gamemaking falling apart and feeling like sombody jarred you with sodium penthothal I can tell you (off the record) that we have received reports from Tibetan Monks that when ground into a fine powder and snorted our BS chalk has miracle healing properties.

We are not sure why;but we think it has something to do with one of our secret proprietary ingredients we purchased from Kevin Trudeau.
 
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I wanna buy some stocks if/ when available.
Next idea: What about the push on tips on house cues. You could start selling push on ferrules as tip is not necessary - some nice ivory push on ferrules and include a cube of chalk - all buyers will return as this is the only chalk to be used on their cues.....

-Jon Birger
 
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