I’m gonna be a Godzillionare !!

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AzB Silver Member
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This is gonna be bigger than a merger between Bubba /Gump Shrimp and BiffCo !! I have an invention. The working name of my invention is the “Betmore Ready Rack” after the legendary racker Williebetmore.
The prototype featured below will be the top of the line Williebetmore Signature Model. (Contractual agreements pending) With each signature model I hope to include a bit of billiards lore with a personalized story of one of Willie’s epic racking matches, in his own words as only the master can tell it.

Endorsements:

From a former world champion:

Willie’s racks are unbelievable, always flawless. When you are about to crack open one of his perfect racks you know there will be no surprises.

From an internationally respected money player:

No matter what game I play when the cash is posted I want Williebetmore to rack the balls. He racks all games well 9 ball, one pocket or 14.1. There is no better way to start a game than with one of Willie’s racks.

From a world renowned instructor.

As an instructor I am always telling students there is no substitute for practice. Willie has extended this work ethic to racking. He has put in countless tedious hours to perfect his craft. He may not only be the best racker in the world today, perhaps he is the best of all time.

You too can rack like Willie racks for the Pros ...use a Betmore Ready Rack.
 

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This is just more marketing hype:rolleyes:

You can spot the gaps in that rack a mile away:p

ps. Whatever Breakup's on, I wouldn't mind some:D
 
LMAO ---Thats tooo funny Breakup! Can I buy you a beer sometime??

Have you considered taking this Betmore Ready Rack venture public yet (selling shares) ? Imagine private Lear jets stuffed with $100 bills, a handful of young Swedish private secretaries, your own private bathroom, Brazilian Seniorita bodyguards, all the Pizza Puffs you can handle, clandestine scuba divers hanging trophy fish on your hooks....... Wow I'm in!
 
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Jigger said:
LMAO ---That tooo funny Breakup! Can I buy you a beer sometime??

Have you considered taking this Betmore Ready Rack venture public yet (selling shares) ? Private Leer jets stuffed with $100 bills, a handful of young Swedish private secretaries, private bathroom, Brazilian Seniorita bodyguards, clandestine scuba divers hanging trophy fish on your hooks....... Wow I'm in!
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I like the way you think Jigger. Especially the part about buying me a beer!:D

Cheers!
 
Does Ron Popeil know about this? Need a name...Pocket Rackerman; RETRACT-A-RACK; or, my favorite, The Silly, Hillbilly, No-Frilly, Beer-Spilly, Illegal in Philly, Bar-and-Grilly, Action-Killy, Make-a-Milly Rack Dilly by Willie. Knowing Ron, IF you buy it now, you get a free cube of Talking Chalk (it squeaks when you overapply) AND the new hit DVD combo pack "Don't Let Table Lint Get the Best of You" and "The 99 Critical Ways to Stall Your Opponent Into a Coma" by Johnny Archer. I'm calling my broker ("Three Finger Al" from St. Cloud) tomorrow and buying all the Willie and the Breakup, Inc stock I can get my hands on.
 
You are going to be the Bill Gate in the billiard industry. I am so envy!:(

Can you wear that rack around your neck like a necklace if you do not want to use a clip, or have nowhere to clip the rack to?

Thank you.

Richard
 
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I am going to wait to buy one because I heard the next generation will hold three cubes of chalk (one at each vertex of the triangle) for easy use.
 
nipponbilliards said:
You are going to be the Bill Gate in the billiard industry. I am so envy!:(

Can you wear that rack around your neck like a necklace if you do not want to use a clip, or have nowhere to clip the rack to?
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BRILLIANT Idea Nippon! A whole new second and third market! We could add some rhinestones for the necklace model and takeover the ladies accessory and Gangsta Rap western hemisphere sales...LOL The offering price just went up again.

Order another Lear jet Breakup!
 
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prolecat said:
is this a joke? :confused:
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LOL, Breakup has a knack for picking on forum member Williebetmore. When he gets in this mood, his posts can be quite entertaining. :p
 
Thank God I haven't purchases a rack yet. I'll take two. One for each lazy ass internet addicted kid. :D
 
Hal said:
Thank God I haven't purchases a rack yet. I'll take two. One for each lazy ass internet addicted kid. :D
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Shouldn't it be three racks then? ;) :p
 
You are actually showing the left handed model since it is on the player's right side. So be sure to specify if you play left or right handed when you order one.

Jake
 
May be I can clip it to my ear and make it into a single ear ring? We definitely need some precious stones.

Is there any chance you could post a picture of how a person might look like with this latest fashion statement?

Thank you.

Richard<<<expecting a royalty for my ideas.
 
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