The Breakup enterprises team has been inundated with requests develop a product to address an issue that has been prevalent in the famous pool hall “Betmore’s Basement”. True to our commitment of providing the discriminating billiard enthusiast with the ultimate in performance accessories and after exhaustive research to further the Betmore line we are proud to announce the;
Hush Willie
Willie says:
The Hush Willie is a state of the art gag that I can wear for hours in total comfort. When opponents come into Betmore’s basement I expect in addition to my “A” game they want me to regale them with stories of all of my extraordinary acquaintances and former champions that have played on the same green felt as we play on. Sometimes I get a bit too excited and tend to tell one story after another not allowing them adequate time to savor the experience. As one former world champion recently said “Betmore if you don’t shut up I’m gonna stuff a pool ball in your mouth!”. What high praise from a champion. I hadn’t really got started yet and had only mentioned Efren 6 or 8 times, he apparently needed time to let it soak in. Now when I get carried away I can slip on my Hush Willie and they can have the time to enjoy my stories uninterrupted. They must be really good because after just one story usually everyone wants me to keep my Hush Willie on for hours.
Endorsements:
From a former world champion:
When I have played in Betmore’s basement sometimes I just about lose my
cool. That boy can talk! Stories of who’s who in pool , blah, blah, blah,
I, I, I ad infinitum. Unchecked I don’t think there is any end to it. Once
I finally said “Betmore if you don’t shut up I’m gonna shove a pool ball in
your mouth. Well he must have taken that idea to the Breakup design team
because we now have the “Hush Willie”. What a great invention. When at
Willie’s all I have to do is say “Hush Willie” and he slips it on and in no
time you can hear a pin drop. Pool has never been this enjoyable for me
ever, it is truly ready to go to the next level with the “Hush Willie”.
From an internationally respected money player:
When I’m on the road there always is some guy that after I give him some
huge spot he starts chirping about when his dad played Lassiter, orMosconi or whoever, on and on. Now I just say look dude if you wear this
Hush Willie I’ll give you another ball. That move always works, and I
always get the cash. I buy the Hush Willies by the case now and always
leave one behind kind of like a parting gift.
From a world renowned instructor.
I teach my students that mental focus is central to advanced play. Some
students had improper mentors when developing their game, tend to talk too
much and consequently lose focus. One recurring comment I get from younger
players is “but that’s what Willie does!!” When now when they start to get
too noisy I just have them wear a “Hush Willie” and let them see the
difference for themselves. Without exception they are always astounded at
the improvement they see in a short time when their gums aren’t flapping.
The ‘Hush Willie” fits standard pool balls. Special order available for snooker or billiard balls.
Hush Willie
Willie says:
The Hush Willie is a state of the art gag that I can wear for hours in total comfort. When opponents come into Betmore’s basement I expect in addition to my “A” game they want me to regale them with stories of all of my extraordinary acquaintances and former champions that have played on the same green felt as we play on. Sometimes I get a bit too excited and tend to tell one story after another not allowing them adequate time to savor the experience. As one former world champion recently said “Betmore if you don’t shut up I’m gonna stuff a pool ball in your mouth!”. What high praise from a champion. I hadn’t really got started yet and had only mentioned Efren 6 or 8 times, he apparently needed time to let it soak in. Now when I get carried away I can slip on my Hush Willie and they can have the time to enjoy my stories uninterrupted. They must be really good because after just one story usually everyone wants me to keep my Hush Willie on for hours.
Endorsements:
From a former world champion:
When I have played in Betmore’s basement sometimes I just about lose my
cool. That boy can talk! Stories of who’s who in pool , blah, blah, blah,
I, I, I ad infinitum. Unchecked I don’t think there is any end to it. Once
I finally said “Betmore if you don’t shut up I’m gonna shove a pool ball in
your mouth. Well he must have taken that idea to the Breakup design team
because we now have the “Hush Willie”. What a great invention. When at
Willie’s all I have to do is say “Hush Willie” and he slips it on and in no
time you can hear a pin drop. Pool has never been this enjoyable for me
ever, it is truly ready to go to the next level with the “Hush Willie”.
From an internationally respected money player:
When I’m on the road there always is some guy that after I give him some
huge spot he starts chirping about when his dad played Lassiter, orMosconi or whoever, on and on. Now I just say look dude if you wear this
Hush Willie I’ll give you another ball. That move always works, and I
always get the cash. I buy the Hush Willies by the case now and always
leave one behind kind of like a parting gift.
From a world renowned instructor.
I teach my students that mental focus is central to advanced play. Some
students had improper mentors when developing their game, tend to talk too
much and consequently lose focus. One recurring comment I get from younger
players is “but that’s what Willie does!!” When now when they start to get
too noisy I just have them wear a “Hush Willie” and let them see the
difference for themselves. Without exception they are always astounded at
the improvement they see in a short time when their gums aren’t flapping.
The ‘Hush Willie” fits standard pool balls. Special order available for snooker or billiard balls.