To borrow a phrase from Dan Aykroyd, breakup you ignorant slut. You've done it again, in your blind lust for monetary reward you've fabricated another story with your libelous claims.
None of those people you interviewed in any way supported your foul insinuations (and you can't prove a thing I hope). Your kneepad idea will fail along with your other brilliant ideas like toilet-paper-on-a-chain, beer-on-a-chain; or your idea for nationwide mooseburger and walrus jerky franchises. You seem to have no tact, consideration, integrity, or intelligence (not to mention a complete ignorance of basic consumer safety issues, as evidenced by your mongoose-on-a-chain invention). What I'm saying is that your ideas and contentions would be laughable if they weren't such obvious evidence of serious (and potentially dangerous) mental illness - have you ever considered a career in politics (have some child explain it to you)???
I always make it a point to post my experiences with well-known instructors like Mark Wilson, Jerry Briesath, Grady Mathews, and Danny DiLiberto - many posters are interested, and it helps promote the tremendous work these teachers are doing. Had you ever had a lesson (at anything), or tried to learn something (anything), or actually made it through those 2 tough years in 3rd grade you would understand.
I've also been very fortunate to become acquainted with some of the best players ever, it has been a life-changing experience, and has been great for my pool game (as you will find out when I beat you like a drum at the DCC). I don't mention their names because, on the internet, the line between fan and psycho/stalker/guy seems somewhat fine (in your case perhaps even non-existent). Perhaps this revelation will help you in your next letter to Jodie Foster (I'm sure she would fall in love with you if you could just get her to notice you).
Anyway, it's back to the practice table - I've got a big match coming up in about 259 days.
