Williebetmore's Coach Interviewed

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WOW! Alfred E. Is really on top of things. Willie just recently announced he had a mystery coach (Anonymous Pro) and Alfred E. Newman scooped everyone and got the first interview. Well here it is hot off my scanner.:D

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I'm not sure the forum can handle 6 months of this. My sides haven't recovered from all the laughing I've done this morning.:D
 
breakup said:
WOW! Alfred E. Is really on top of things. Willie just recently announced he had a mystery coach (Anonymous Pro) and Alfred E. Newman scooped everyone and got the first interview. Well here it is hot off my scanner.:D

7 images in all so it will take a minute or two
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Excellent!!

Keep it coming.
 
breakup said:
WOW! Alfred E. Is really on top of things. Willie just recently announced he had a mystery coach (Anonymous Pro) and Alfred E. Newman scooped everyone and got the first interview. Well here it is hot off my scanner.:D
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breakup,
LIES!!! FABRICATIONS!!! FALSEHOODS!!! More of the vicious personal attacks that we have come to expect from you.

We ALL know that Alfred E. Newman is your twin brother (the better looking, smarter twin obviously), and that the 2 of you will stop at nothing in your quest for victory and personal wealth.

This interview is OBVIOUSLY distorted. The only accurate reporting was that my first tune-up matches will be with a chimpanzee, and the second with a little girl. The REAL reason for choosing these opponents is that it is the best we could do finding someone that will accurately simulate YOU as an opponent (well, except that the chimp has better manners, and doesn't throw his own @#$##; the knuckle-walking and unintelligible jabber is EXACTLY the same - I'll be ready for you). While the little girl we found has a MUCH better break than you do, she does cry often and has a similar taste to yours in clothing (you know, like the dress you'll be wearing in your avatar for a month after I stomp you in the grudge match).

I also saw your insinuating placement of the "State Idiots Asylum in Syracuse" photo. I will have everyone know I have NEVER set foot in that place (it was a different state, and anyway they carried me in..). I just assumed it was one of your family vacation photos that was mistakenly placed (great "resort", you spend more while you're there, you just don't have as much fun).

In any case, I find that you have WAY too much time on your hands. If you are really seeking personal fortune you should give up on these ludicrous inventions (your wastebasket-on-a-chain and bacon-on-a-chain ideas are doomed to failure), and spend MORE time on your customers at the drive-up window (I hear you ALWAYS forget to ask if "they want fries with that"). Pretty soon you'll be off latrine duty, and they may consider you for that coveted assistant manager's job that went to Jugdish. Just shape up, quit drooling on the baked pies, tuck in your shirt, wash your hands occasionally; and pretty soon you'll be working that front counter with all of the less hideously deformed losers.

P.S. - Just because Jodie Foster returns all of your letters unopened, does NOT mean she doesn't love you.
 
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Williebetmore said:
breakup,
LIES!!! FABRICATIONS!!! FALSEHOODS!!! More of the vicious personal attacks that we have come to expect from you.

We ALL know that Alfred E. Newman is your twin brother (the better looking, smarter twin obviously), and the 2 of you will stop at nothing in your quest for victory and personal wealth.

This interview is OBVIOUSLY distorted. The only accurate reporting was that my first tune-up matches will be with a chimpanzee, and the second with a little girl. The REAL reason for choosing these opponents is that it is the best we could do finding someone that will accurately simulate YOU as an opponent (well, except that the chimp has better manners, and doesn't throw his own @#$##; the knuckle-walking and unintelligible jabber is EXACTLY the same - I'll be ready for you). While the little girl we found has a MUCH better break than you do, she does cry often and has a similar taste to yours in clothing (you know, like the dress you'll be wearing in your avatar for a month after I stomp you in the grudge match).

I also saw your insinuating placement of the "State Idiots Asylum in Syracuse" photo. I will have everyone know I have NEVER set foot in that place (it was a different state, and anyway they carried me in..). I just assumed it was one of your family vacation photos that was mistakenly placed (great "resort", you spend more while you're there, you just don't have as much fun).

In any case, I find that you have WAY too much time on your hands. If you are really seeking personal fortune you should give up on these ludicrous inventions (your wastebasket-on-a-chain and bacon-on-a-chain ideas are doomed to failure), and spend MORE time on your customers at the drive-up window (I hear you ALWAYS forget to ask if "they want fries with that"). Pretty soon you'll be off latrine duty, and they may consider you for that coveted assistant manager's job that went to Jugdish. Just shape up, quit drooling on the baked pies, tuck in your shirt, wash your hands occasionally; and pretty soon you'll be working that front counter with all of the less hideously deformed losers.

P.S. - Just because Jodie Foster returns all of your letters unopened, does NOT mean she doesn't love you.
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Check the batteries on your Prozac pump Willie, you don’t want to go back to dragging that IV around everywhere do you. Anyway relax, Larry Daryl and Daryl developing the moisture activated shock underwear. Should be ready for testing soon. If you respond to the shock treatment you shouldn’t need as much powder any more. Let’s hope for the best!
 
Oh man...

I CANNOT open these posts at work! My office is in the middle of a bunch of managers' offices!

You two are just hilarious!!

Barbara
 
rackmsuckr said:
You guys are just too funny! I am awaiting Efren's 'personal' ;) post to all of this.
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WW,
Ask, and ye shall receive. Efren was recently interviewed by Billiard’s Digest for his take on the “Thrilla in the ‘Ville”, the most anticipated pool match-up since Mosconi and Fats laced them up for their televised grudge match.

BD: Thanks Efren for taking the time to speak with us, and congratulations on your recent victory over our Creator.

Efren: You are welcome. The Almighty plays great, I got lucky.

BD: I think the whole pool world is looking forward to the upcoming grudge match between the well-known and universally liked Williebetmore and some loser troll guy from the internet named breakup. Have you known Willie a long time?

Efren: I had heard of him through some of my anonymous top pool player friends, but it wasn’t until this year that I was lucky enough to get to play with him.

BD: Did you enjoy having Willie as your celebrity partner in the Scotch Doubles Celebrity Tournament at DCC?

Efren: Yes, you can’t beat having Jeanette Lee and Williebetmore as the celebrities; I’m glad I got first choice; I’m very lucky. My friends though are starting to kid me because I just can’t stop telling them the stories about our match.

BD: You two did very well, I don’t recall either one of you missing a single shot?

Efren: Yes, we ran out 3 straight games on a really tight table. That Willie is incredible; I got lucky on a few shots.

BD: I understand that after the partner’s match, you matched up against Willie and actually won.

Efren: Yes, I squeaked out a victory. It was the high point of my career. I played well, but I had been watching Willie play all night, and copying him brought my game to a whole new level. I think he was just letting up on me near the end when he actually missed a ball (his only miss the whole night). I got lucky.

BD: Have you heard of breakup?

Efren: Well the other night I was watching the tapes of our Scotch Doubles Celebrity Tournament (I just can’t get enough of these tapes), and one of my law enforcement friends pointed him out in the audience. It gives me the creeps just looking at him.

BD: Who are you picking in the big grudge match at the 2007 DCC?

Efren: All of my money is on Willie. I’ve mortgaged my house, borrowed from friends, sold my car. Would you like to buy my cue?

BD: Thanks for your time Efren.
 
What a scoop!

What's next, a match report from The Creator himself?

Anyone have a line on him beside that troll Dubya? :p
 
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