Its about time for common sense.
I flew back from Edmonton Alb from a pool tournament this month.
On the way up, I packed my shaving kit in with my pool cue travel case.
On the way back, I packed the kit in my carry on.
As I was going thru security, a big black guy leaned over the counter and hissed in my face. " Do you have anything over 100 mils in there?"
Apparently, I got a blank look on my face, cause he stuck his face in mine again and hissed, "you seem uncertain."
I said, " Of course I am uncertain. When I am buying men's grooming products, I am not in the habit of looking at the size, only the brand that I buy."
So, my bottle of Head Slick, which I use for shaving my head was over 100 mils so he took it out. I said, "it may be over 100 mils when its full, but its half full so its under."
So he confiscated it and threw it in a box. After I went thru the scanner, I asked the head guy if I could have that bottle back as it is hard to find.
He said no, its going to the food bank. No s hit, he really said that.
What, is someone going to eat it.
So, I reached in my pocket and pulled out a package of matches and told him that he had missed this one. And I actually thru it at him.
So, I left the scene leaving them with the choice words of FKing CSers. Yes, I was hot.
So, short story long, we have those bone heads up here in Canada as well.
They have a patch on their Rent A Cop sleeve.
We are just so lucky that we don't give these guys 9 mm to strap to their hip.
