Williebetmore accessories for Christmas.

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The season of giving is here. Make this the year you reach out to someone that has never been on your shopping list before. Every pool room has that special monkey that just begs for the gift of a Williebetmore accessory. With this in mind for the holiday season breakup industries will be offering a limited number of deluxe sets of the Williebetmore Ready Rack and the second generation of Willie’s Tissue Dispenser for that special loser in your life.

They come with a certificate of authenticity signed by Williebetmore himself. This is not just a cheesy parchment document that looks like some ivy league diploma but a genuine electronic image in your choice of Gif or JPEG.

This will be the gift of a lifetime, nothing says “YOU STUPID POS!!!” like a genuine Willibetmore Billiard accessory.

Hurry supplies are limited!
 

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breakup said:
Hurry supplies are limited!
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break-down,
You slime. This is a new low, even for you. Your use of the prestigious Betmore name is TOTALLY UNAUTHORIZED. You cheap hucksters are all alike; you will stop at nothing to make a quick buck (I suppose soon you will be sponsoring the Alaska IPT - guaranteeing everyone's prize money from your windfall profits on the Betmore line).

You will be hearing soon from my lawyer, Howie Cheatham (of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe); he'll make you wish you were back on the heroin.

P.S. - What is the difference between breakup and a catfish??? One is a scum-sucking bottom dweller, the other is a fish.
 
Williebetmore said:
...Your use of the prestigious Betmore name is TOTALLY UNAUTHORIZED...
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That’s impossible Willie. I checked your drivers license. Thanks to sde in the NPR forum for providing national drivers license database. The certificate of authenticity clearly bears your signature. A signature impossible to forge. Remember the release form you signed, it’s the same one they used when making the movie Borat to dupe all those unsuspecting people into agreeing to participate.

Nice try, tell Howie he better update his emergency vehicle identification charts because ambulance chasing is about all he will have left if he comes after breakup enterprises.
 

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Breakup I think it is obvious that In the Christmas spirit, witnessing the pathetic little hovel that Willie and Ms. Wilie are forced to live in, we should get him a Home Depot gift card so at least he can put some plywood over those holes where the win and rain blows in.

Lord knows I am here to help my unfortunate brother, God bless 'im

:-)
 
ribdoner said:
Tooo Funny...
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ribdoner,

you should see it, no human being should have to live under those conditions, after all his Billiard room tv only pivots 90 degrees, whereas if you are shooting at the foot of the table a 120 degree pivot would be much more user friendly.

Totally unacceptable.
 
With the DCC approaching fast, I'm sure we'll be seeing more of this shooting over the bow type of thing.

Although they should be shooting balls in pockets in preparation right now for thier epic match, not shots over bows.

Living somewhere Geographically between them, I'm getting a little nervous that thier shots my fly short or collide midair and land here in Canada.

:D :D
 
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