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breakup
03-03-2005, 11:32 AM
I just thought I would share story from this weekend that gave one interesting angle on strippers vs. pool. I was in a strip club last Friday night. The girl I normally visit was out sick so I was being entertained by another gal I did not know so well. We chatted a bit and she asks what I did for fun. I replied I play a little pool. She responded that she liked pool and went to a pool hall in Wasilla (small town outside Anchorage). I have known the houseman there for 20 years (longer that she has been alive), so I said do you know “Dave”? She said yes she knew him and he helped her with her game from time to time. “Dave” is a multiple time state champ in many games, a very solid player and always, always, always on the hustle. Every time I see him he try’s to get in my pocket, sometimes he does. One thing led to another and I was out much later than expected.

I was signed up in the annual Fur Rondy 8 ball tourney that started at 10:00 the next morning. I woke up late and hustled to the pool room. As I walked in the door the tournament director said on the PA “Bill Johnston just forfeited game 2”. Whew! I was 10 minutes late and it costs me 1 game every five minutes, a really good rule by the way. I went out to my table and to my surprise my opponent was “Dave” the houseman from Wasilla! Now since I was stuck 2-0 in a race to 5 I had to do something special. On my turn I said “Dave I met a buddy of yours last night …you old dog!...DAVE!” his eyes got big when he realized who I was talking about. He was trying to ignore me but I could tell I was in his head so I kept acting like I knew something to see if he would start to feel guilty, busted or something but he continued to do his best to ignore me. I said “Dave you are getting serious in your old age” and he said “Always have been Bill” ( I’m still not sure if he meant he’s always been serious or always been old, but anyway). Suddenly I find myself in the match even with the 2 game spot. I realize I need to go for broke and bring out the big guns. On my turn I step to the table and said “Dave you know something I just realized…that friend of yours last night got more out of me in 2 hours than you have in 20 years! Well that hit him where he lives, “Dave” went on to win the match, but with a broken heart, all the skills he has worked so hard for decades to hone were trumped by mother nature and a young tail. We got lots of laughs out of that situation for the rest of the day. Good clean fun. :p :p :p

watchez
03-03-2005, 11:41 AM
This has to be the dumbest, most meaningless story I have ever heard or took the time to read.

breakup
03-03-2005, 11:47 AM
thanks, it's always nice to be able to set the bar

Johnnyt
03-03-2005, 11:54 AM
LMAO. Johnnyt

Shorty
03-03-2005, 12:01 PM
Reminds me of my own stripper story.

When I first moved to Florida, being a single guy pulling down 35k with money to burn, I used to go to a strip club in Cocoa Beach called Tootsys. They had a bar table and I would bring along my bridge to play from time to time. I had never played, being as how I was more distracted by what was on stage than what was on the table. But one particular day it was slow, mid afternoon. Some nice looking brunette was dancing and came down and asked me if she could sit down. I said sure and then the conversation somehow got to pool. She said she would play me for a lapdance...thinking I am sure...how the hell is a midget in a wheelchair going to beat me out of a lapdance? Four games later, she bumped and grinded me for a good half hour...on her dime :D. I tossed her a 20 for her troubles and I had a helluva good time.

They later removed the pool table and the place is now trying to be more upscale...but being a married man, I would not know this ;).

Shorty

Teacherman
03-03-2005, 12:02 PM
Breakup

You're proud of losing more to her than the player???????

At least you had a chance to win with the player.

JAM
03-03-2005, 12:11 PM
Hey, Breakup! :) The dogsled arrived SOUTH!

Thanks so very much! :D :D :D :D :D

JAM

Teacherman
03-03-2005, 12:13 PM
JAM

When I saw your name in this thread I thought we were getting your favorite stripper story?

breakup
03-03-2005, 12:17 PM
Hey, Breakup! :) The dogsled arrived SOUTH!

Thanks so very much! :D :D :D :D :D

JAM


...........Cheers

JAM
03-03-2005, 12:18 PM
JAM

When I saw your name in this thread I thought we were getting your favorite stripper story?

I haven't been to a strip joint in many moons! When I did happen to enter one in the past, it sure wasn't to enjoy the scenery! :p

I never understood a man's fascination for seeing a couple of sweat glands bouncing up and down! :rolleyes:

JAM

Teacherman
03-03-2005, 12:20 PM
Did you drag him out by the ear????? :D

jjinfla
03-03-2005, 12:29 PM
Did you drag him out by the ear????? :D

And how many did you have to check out before you found him?

Jake

Rackin_Zack
03-03-2005, 12:33 PM
I haven't been to a strip joint in many moons! When I did happen to enter one in the past, it sure wasn't to enjoy the scenery! :p

I never understood a man's fascination for seeing a couple of sweat glands bouncing up and down! :rolleyes:

JAM

It's biology, those glands give life so we're designed to be attracted to them! Ever notice that there are a lot of curves on a woman's body that resemble breasts, knees, buttocks, shoulder, etc.

JAM
03-03-2005, 12:35 PM
Ever since the Lorena Bobbit trial, which occurred in my neck of the woods, attendees of these kinds of establishments tend to tread the waters ever so lightly, especially when it comes to spouse retrieval! :eek:

JAM

Cannon
03-03-2005, 12:47 PM
It's biology, those glands give life so we're designed to be attracted to them! Ever notice that there are a lot of curves on a woman's body that resemble breasts, knees, buttocks, shoulder, etc.


That's where babies come from? I'll be careful what I do with those puppies from now on.

Ah.........mammaries, I mean memories.

Rackin_Zack
03-03-2005, 12:55 PM
That's where babies come from? I'll be careful what I do with those puppies from now on.

I didn't say they create life, I said they give life! In other words, without them, and of course before technological advances, babies would not be able to survive, thus the giving of life.

stolz2
03-03-2005, 01:11 PM
Have you guys gone to worldpool.com they have a strip pool match againt mika and some girl. I havent watched it ;) but looks good.

Mack

piglit
03-03-2005, 01:36 PM
Have you guys gone to worldpool.com they have a strip pool match againt mika and some girl. I havent watched it ;) but looks good.

Mack

God, pleas don't let Mika dog it!

-piga

Muxy
03-03-2005, 03:46 PM
Good thing to hear you lost.

Ktown D
03-03-2005, 09:00 PM
Shorty's post

When I first moved to Florida, being a single guy pulling down 35k with money to burn



Dude, you had money to burn on 35k? How long ago was this?

hemicudas
03-03-2005, 09:27 PM
Did you drag him out by the ear????? :D

No, Teacherman, she helped him count the cash as they walked out together. See, they had a bar table there too.

Teacherman
03-03-2005, 09:29 PM
No, Teacherman, she helped him count the cash as they walked out together. See, they had a bar table there too.

I bet she still drug him out by the ear. And took the money. She caught him looking. :D

CaptainJR
03-04-2005, 08:00 AM
Strippers and Pool?

True Story...

I was 21 years old. Stationed in Ft Huachuca Az. There was a strip club bar in Sierra Vista (the local town) called the Saber Lounge. One half strip club, one half pool room. (only 3 tables I think) I went there to play pool. (never watched the strippers.......much) Are you all familiar with Galliano liquor. It is yellow and comes in a tall bottle. Used mostly to make Harvey Wallabangers. That is a screw driver with a half shot of Galliano in it. There is a small bottle, maybe 2 feet tall. Then there is a big one about 3 feet tall that has a spicket or spout and is in a metal stand. They had the big one. When it was finished off they filled it with $99.00 worth of pennies (all that would fit) folded up a dollar bill on top and raffled it off for a local charity. I bought a ticket. The tickets were not selling very well so Suzie the best looking stripper they had there said she would throw in a date with her. The tickets started selling then, let me tell you. I mean Suzie was beautiful. Dark hair, slim but well built. The charity was going to make out now.

I walk in one night. I had pretty much forgotten about the raffle. The bartender yells at me when I walk through the door John! John!. I walk over and said, 'what!' He says, 'You won the Galliano bottle and the date with Suzie'. I think I said something like 'All-right!!!'. About that time Suzie came out of the back room and one of the other girls pointed me out to her. I heard her say, "Could have been worse". I walked over to the bar tender and ask him for a piece of paper and a pen. I wrote, "Could have been worse? I can find my own dates thank you". Gave it to the bartender and walked out with my Galliano bottle.

Been kicking myself in the ass ever since.

OldHasBeen
03-04-2005, 08:18 AM
Strippers and Pool?

True Story...

I was 21 years old. Stationed in Ft Huachuca Az. There was a strip club bar in Sierra Vista (the local town) called the Saber Lounge. One half strip club, one half pool room. (only 3 tables I think) I went there to play pool. (never watched the strippers.......much) Are you all familiar with Galliano liquor. It is yellow and comes in a tall bottle. Used mostly to make Harvey Wallabangers. That is a screw driver with a half shot of Galliano in it. There is a small bottle, maybe 2 feet tall. Then there is a big one about 3 feet tall that has a spicket or spout and is in a metal stand. They had the big one. When it was finished off they filled it with $99.00 worth of pennies (all that would fit) folded up a dollar bill on top and raffled it off for a local charity. I bought a ticket. The tickets were not selling very well so Suzie the best looking stripper they had there said she would throw in a date with her. The tickets started selling then, let me tell you. I mean Suzie was beautiful. Dark hair, slim but well built. The charity was going to make out now.

I walk in one night. I had pretty much forgotten about the raffle. The bartender yells at me when I walk through the door John! John!. I walk over and said, 'what!' He says, 'You won the Galliano bottle and the date with Suzie'. I think I said something like 'All-right!!!'. About that time Suzie came out of the back room and one of the other girls pointed me out to her. I heard her say, "Could have been worse". I walked over to the bar tender and ask him for a piece of paper and a pen. I wrote, "Could have been worse? I can find my own dates thank you". Gave it to the bartender and walked out with my Galliano bottle.

Been kicking myself in the ass ever since.

"IF YOU KNEW SUZIE - LIKE I KNOW SUZIE - OH - OH - OH WHAT A GIRL"!

TY & GL

Thats from an old Eddie Cantor song back in "My Days" - Oh - Those were the Days!

tom haney
03-04-2005, 09:39 AM
Looking at your picture, I think she gave you a compliment.
Sorry, Capt, just kidding.

QUOTE=CaptainJR]Strippers and Pool?

True Story...

I was 21 years old. Stationed in Ft Huachuca Az. There was a strip club bar in Sierra Vista (the local town) called the Saber Lounge. One half strip club, one half pool room. (only 3 tables I think) I went there to play pool. (never watched the strippers.......much) Are you all familiar with Galliano liquor. It is yellow and comes in a tall bottle. Used mostly to make Harvey Wallabangers. That is a screw driver with a half shot of Galliano in it. There is a small bottle, maybe 2 feet tall. Then there is a big one about 3 feet tall that has a spicket or spout and is in a metal stand. They had the big one. When it was finished off they filled it with $99.00 worth of pennies (all that would fit) folded up a dollar bill on top and raffled it off for a local charity. I bought a ticket. The tickets were not selling very well so Suzie the best looking stripper they had there said she would throw in a date with her. The tickets started selling then, let me tell you. I mean Suzie was beautiful. Dark hair, slim but well built. The charity was going to make out now.

I walk in one night. I had pretty much forgotten about the raffle. The bartender yells at me when I walk through the door John! John!. I walk over and said, 'what!' He says, 'You won the Galliano bottle and the date with Suzie'. I think I said something like 'All-right!!!'. About that time Suzie came out of the back room and one of the other girls pointed me out to her. I heard her say, "Could have been worse". I walked over to the bar tender and ask him for a piece of paper and a pen. I wrote, "Could have been worse? I can find my own dates thank you". Gave it to the bartender and walked out with my Galliano bottle.

Been kicking myself in the ass ever since.[/QUOTE]

Jon
03-04-2005, 10:21 AM
Strippers and Pool?

True Story...

I was 21 years old. Stationed in Ft Huachuca Az. There was a strip club bar in Sierra Vista (the local town) called the Saber Lounge. One half strip club, one half pool room. (only 3 tables I think) I went there to play pool. (never watched the strippers.......much) Are you all familiar with Galliano liquor. It is yellow and comes in a tall bottle. Used mostly to make Harvey Wallabangers. That is a screw driver with a half shot of Galliano in it. There is a small bottle, maybe 2 feet tall. Then there is a big one about 3 feet tall that has a spicket or spout and is in a metal stand. They had the big one. When it was finished off they filled it with $99.00 worth of pennies (all that would fit) folded up a dollar bill on top and raffled it off for a local charity. I bought a ticket. The tickets were not selling very well so Suzie the best looking stripper they had there said she would throw in a date with her. The tickets started selling then, let me tell you. I mean Suzie was beautiful. Dark hair, slim but well built. The charity was going to make out now.

I walk in one night. I had pretty much forgotten about the raffle. The bartender yells at me when I walk through the door John! John!. I walk over and said, 'what!' He says, 'You won the Galliano bottle and the date with Suzie'. I think I said something like 'All-right!!!'. About that time Suzie came out of the back room and one of the other girls pointed me out to her. I heard her say, "Could have been worse". I walked over to the bar tender and ask him for a piece of paper and a pen. I wrote, "Could have been worse? I can find my own dates thank you". Gave it to the bartender and walked out with my Galliano bottle.

Been kicking myself in the ass ever since.

Would you feel any better if i kicked you in the ass a few times?

:D

STR1PES
03-04-2005, 11:59 AM
I've been to a strip club one time. My wife had never been to one(me niether for that fact) and a group of people we were with talked her into it while she had a few to many drinks. My wife is and was seriously, hotter than any stripper there, but my wife is still super jealous so she worries that I'm going to think the other chicks are hotter than her or something, so needless to say I've never been to a strip club since. Which honestly isn't a big deal. The one we were at was an upperclass club with Lawyers and yuppies in it.
Strip clubs honestly don't do anything for me. If I was single and you could actually touch or take a girl home than great, lets go, but just throwing my money at somebody that is just going to use it for nose powder(coke) and getting nothing in return seems stupid to me.
I guess that didn't really have anything to do with pool, but I'm bored so I figured I'd tell everyone that meaningless story.

chefjeff
03-04-2005, 12:22 PM
OK, my turn...

About 15 years ago, on Friday afternoons, my buddy and I would go to a little old fashioned pool hall downtown (Locust billiards, with about four 9 footers and two 9 foot snookers--no booze) with about $10 in our pockets and practice for an hour ($1 a piece!). After we were warmed up, we'd head to the stip club where it seemed the suits were always there having a bachelor's party or something where they all wanted to give up their cash.

This place had great food and the owner instructed the dancers to NEVER bother anyone with a pool cue in his hand. I'd take over one table and my buddy, the other, usually not getting bets above $5 or so.

We'd walk out of there about 3 hours later, drunk, full, with about 50 bucks each, and big smile on our faces. This must've happened at least 20 times or more. It was like our Friday night paycheck. The county close it down not long after this. :(

My wife still doesn't believe me when I tell her that most times I didn't even see or remember the dancers, but it's true. We let them distract the other players while we concentrated on winning.

Jeff Livingston

Cannon
03-04-2005, 12:34 PM
I've been to a strip club one time. My wife had never been to one(me niether for that fact) and a group of people we were with talked her into it while she had a few to many drinks. My wife is and was seriously, hotter than any stripper there, but my wife is still super jealous so she worries that I'm going to think the other chicks are hotter than her or something, so needless to say I've never been to a strip club since. Which honestly isn't a big deal. The one we were at was an upperclass club with Lawyers and yuppies in it.
Strip clubs honestly don't do anything for me. If I was single and you could actually touch or take a girl home than great, lets go, but just throwing my money at somebody that is just going to use it for nose powder(coke) and getting nothing in return seems stupid to me.
I guess that didn't really have anything to do with pool, but I'm bored so I figured I'd tell everyone that meaningless story.

At my age I can't say they do much for me either, but they used to and I have been to more than one. I'll shorten this up. Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando 39 years ago. Used to go into one and sit way in the back. One girl would knock your socks off from that distance. One evening a friend who was my helper on the job yelled for me to come to his table which was close to the stage. Just as I got to his table she came on stage. I looked up and she was so cross eyed I couldn't tell if she was lookin at me or someguy across the room. Her name might have been Suzie.

deadstroke7
03-05-2005, 05:52 AM
I haven't gotten much enjoyment out of those types of clubs. I always felt it was a bit like Communism. Sounds good in theory, but doesn't work in the real world. :p

Later

Mr. Wilson
03-05-2005, 09:16 AM
When I was younger......

My best friend had an affinity for these sort of "clubs".
The one he liked best was called "The Great Alaskan Bush Co." in Phoenix.

This was a BYO place and the had a few tables off to the side.

He hated to go alone and would insist that I go and He'd pay my cover ( 20$ ).

There was an awful lot of money to be made there. Lots of drunks with pocketsful of cash.

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

As an aside, I probably spent more time with the girls who were bored and playing pool than he did sitting around the stage and paying them :D

Dave

landshark77
03-05-2005, 09:34 AM
OK my turn now!!!!

When I first got into pool, there was a BCA league outta a local strip club. I was just being introduced to pool and didn't play on this league, but I knew people that did. Needless to say I would go sweat the matches. Because the league was so close to the stripper girls' workplace, LMAO, several of the strippers were on the teams. Now keep in mind that these ladies were working, so we were lacking the turtlenecks and jeans. They were decked out in full fledged stripper gear....the spiked heels, the "underwear" covered by a shear baby doll type nighty....I'm sure you boys can picture it, LOL! A friend was reminiscing about this league the other night; he said that he hated playing those girls because he always lost. He didn't lose because they were exceptional shots, but because of the way they were dressed and what would be in view when they leaned in for a shot! LMFAO....if you boys would focus on the game and not your competition..... :rolleyes:

woody_968
03-05-2005, 09:41 AM
That sounds like a league I could get excited about :D

breakup
03-05-2005, 09:48 AM
OK my turn now!!!!

When I first got into pool, there was a BCA league outta a local strip club. I was just being introduced to pool and didn't play on this league, but I knew people that did. Needless to say I would go sweat the matches. Because the league was so close to the stripper girls' workplace, LMAO, several of the strippers were on the teams. Now keep in mind that these ladies were working, so we were lacking the turtlenecks and jeans. They were decked out in full fledged stripper gear....the spiked heels, the "underwear" covered by a shear baby doll type nighty....I'm sure you boys can picture it, LOL! A friend was reminiscing about this league the other night; he said that he hated playing those girls because he always lost. He didn't lose because they were exceptional shots, but because of the way they were dressed and what would be in view when they leaned in for a shot! LMFAO....if you boys would focus on the game and not your competition..... :rolleyes:

I’m hoping for that to happen today. The annual Fur Rondy doubles tourney is today and my partner is my favorite stripper ( not the one mentioned in the beginning of the thread) Usually shows off her stuff around the pool hall, we’ll see how well the competition maintains focus on the game. 10AM comes pretty early for her so I’m keeping my fingers crossed she can show.

OldHasBeen
03-05-2005, 10:58 AM
I was taking one of my sales reps out for lunch & he wanted to go to the local strip club. Said they had a great lunch. When we walked in, about 3 girls came up and hugged him and called him by name. As we sat and tried to eat a good lunch, these girls kept sitting & rubbing on our laps as we were eating. I WAS HUNGRY. I gave up on eating and let them get me excited to the point that I told my rep - See You Later. He said "Whats Wrong"? I said nothing - I'm just going home and calling my wife to fix a big steak and serve it to me naked. I'll never forget that lunch.

At our local PlayBoy Club back in the '70's, my best friend and our dates went out for dinner and drinking. The Bumper Pool Girl asked me to play a game for nothing. I said no, I don't play for nothing. The manager overheard this and offered to bet $10 a game on the Bumper Bunny. He thought she was the best he had ever seen. She was good but she only played offence, No Defence At All. I won about $60 and the manager decided to play himself. He said he could see HOW I was winning and we raised the bet to $50 a game. The bottom line was that we won over $1,800 and couldn't believe this guy was so stupid. We returned the next week to hopfully play some more and found out the manager had been fired. He had taken the $ out of the cash register to play me. There was also a New Bumper Bunny.

TY & GL

DaveK
03-05-2005, 12:59 PM
A long, long time ago, in a life long since past, I played a few games in strip clubs around Toronto. I was a basher, but my partner Dave could play (Ontario University Snooker champion in the late 70's or early 80's). We were having difficulty beating a couple of guys one night. At one point in the evening Dave elbows me and says 'move that ball off the rail'. I turned away from the stage and said 'what ? that's cheating !'. He told me to watch the other guys a bit closer, and sure enough they were moving balls when they thought we were watching the dancers. After that we had much better success against these two, who were also guilty of watching the strippers whenever possible :D

Dave, who hasn't been to a strip club for many many years, and knows 'you can't go back', but is hopefully no longer a basher and would love to play my old friend Dave the lawyer again ...

breakup
03-06-2005, 03:26 AM
I’m hoping for that to happen today. The annual Fur Rondy doubles tourney is today and my partner is my favorite stripper ( not the one mentioned in the beginning of the thread) Usually shows off her stuff around the pool hall, we’ll see how well the competition maintains focus on the game. 10AM comes pretty early for her so I’m keeping my fingers crossed she can show.

Our first match was on a very visible table. My partner indeed came dressed for the occasion. Nothing outrageous but she really can attract attention. After the set the tournament director came over to me and quietly said “dude she has to change into something appropriate”. During the set he had been overwhelmed by some old battleaxes that just can’t stand a young beautiful woman making the most of her day in the sun. She went home, changed and we continued until we lost. For the most part I had a really fun day.

Ktown D
03-06-2005, 03:55 PM
When I was younger......

My best friend had an affinity for these sort of "clubs".
The one he liked best was called "The Great Alaskan Bush Co." in Phoenix.

This was a BYO place and the had a few tables off to the side.

He hated to go alone and would insist that I go and He'd pay my cover ( 20$ ).

There was an awful lot of money to be made there. Lots of drunks with pocketsful of cash.

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

As an aside, I probably spent more time with the girls who were bored and playing pool than he did sitting around the stage and paying them :D

Dave



I've been to The Great Alaskan Bush Co. That place is great. The girls are hot and the drinks are cold. What else can you ask for? How did you like the huge stuffed polar bear they have at the door.

Hal
03-06-2005, 09:37 PM
I've played many many many games of pool in the strip clubs of Court street (Jacksonville NC).

Mr. Wilson
03-09-2005, 05:52 AM
I've been to The Great Alaskan Bush Co. That place is great. The girls are hot and the drinks are cold. What else can you ask for? How did you like the huge stuffed polar bear they have at the door.

That 9....maybe 10 foot tall polar bear was there when they opened the doors.

They still have the tables off to the left of the stage?


Dave

Ktown D
03-09-2005, 11:12 AM
That 9....maybe 10 foot tall polar bear was there when they opened the doors.

They still have the tables off to the left of the stage?


Dave


There were a couple, but I was not into playing the night we were there. My buddy is in the Air Force and we had left the base early and had been out all night. I had forgotten about that place. Thanks for the refresher.