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Cuebuddy
05-05-2009, 04:28 PM
There I said it, or at least typed it. It is found on clothing, makeup, art supplies, xmas ornaments and the list go's on and on. Sooner or later it finds its way to my Simonis. This stuff is like little rainbow colored mirrors waiting to cast the table light back at me at the worst of times. Yes a slightly wet finger will usually do the trick for removing a piece but it will be back .....with friends.:banghead:

TX Poolnut
05-05-2009, 04:35 PM
I handle books all day long. Nothing drives me crazier than those kids books and romance novels with glitter all over them.

Sometimes after working with them all day, I look like I just got a lap dance from "Sparkles" down at the club. :o

Cuebuddy
05-05-2009, 05:36 PM
I handle books all day long. Nothing drives me crazier than those kids books and romance novels with glitter all over them.

Sometimes after working with them all day, I look like I just got a lap dance from "Sparkles" down at the club. :o

My oldest son just had his first high school prom, he brought his date to the house before the dance for pictures. They walked in and she was covered in glitter and so was he from just being next to her,I just about booted both of them out the door.

Medalist
05-05-2009, 05:47 PM
When my daughters were little they would bring home glitter projects from school. The stuff is just nasty. It spreads everywhere and is impossible to clean up. They would try to make glitter t shirts but I would send them outside to do it. It was hopeless since they would try to bring them in the house when done.

illusivetrout
05-05-2009, 07:48 PM
I thought I was the only one that hated that stuff.I got a Christmas card from my boss (great guy,very thoughtfull) and I opened it at work.Now I've got it on my steering wheel,seat,and center console.I open it up to display the card at home and now I've got it all over the house.Now I have it on my Granito M cloth on my three cushion table.Just when you think it's gone it magically reappears.That stuff should be outlawed.

Tennesseejoe
05-05-2009, 11:14 PM
Do you play with a "flamboyant crowd"?

chin0
05-06-2009, 09:26 AM
Glitter should be banned from the pool hall, I hate the stuff too. Not to mention, if glitter gets on the cloth, it could mess up the travel of the balls, like dirt and lint and etc. But it is so microscopic, it might not affect it, who knows, but damn that sh!t is annoying. Quoting from Dov Davidoff "Why would you want to look like a pixie or a whore, poof!" lol

CueSportTV
05-06-2009, 10:44 AM
I am complete agreement I also hate glitter, what is the actual point of the stuff anyway, it takes years to get off your skin and clothes even if you touch it for less than a second.

It should be banned!

TXsouthpaw
05-06-2009, 11:48 AM
Glitter should be outlawed. Espeically on strippers. Its worse than coming home smelling like perfume. and it dont come off.


In honor of yall I am making a solemn vow to never get a lapdance from a chick with glitter on her ever again. LOL







DISCLAIMER: unless she super hot. or some kind of pool playing stripper hybrid. and in that case im gonna marry her. :D

mamono
05-06-2009, 12:04 PM
Just wait until that stuff finds it way into your eyes, then you'll be cursing insanities! :P

Surly
05-06-2009, 12:10 PM
This thread is hilarious.

Now I can add to my life rules: Men hate glitter.

Actually, when I'm still finding it in February, after Christmas is OVER, it bugs me too. But I'm not ready to call my Congressman yet. :rotflmao1:

Duffman
05-06-2009, 01:26 PM
Glitter is the herpes of the arts and crafts world. When you think its all over, it come back worse than before.

beav99_4life
05-06-2009, 01:36 PM
There I said it, or at least typed it. It is found on clothing, makeup, art supplies, xmas ornaments and the list go's on and on. Sooner or later it finds its way to my Simonis. This stuff is like little rainbow colored mirrors waiting to cast the table light back at me at the worst of times. Yes a slightly wet finger will usually do the trick for removing a piece but it will be back .....with friends.:banghead:

Brother, I work in a strip club with the best playing 9 foot Diamond Smart table in town that I have to clean each night, NO ONE hates glitter more than me.

gunzby
05-06-2009, 02:07 PM
Glitter, or "stripper dust" as I call it is the herpes of craft supplies. I hate that stuff. If you ever go out to the strip club (for the atmosphere of course) and you get stripper dust on your clothes you need to go to Super WalMart and buy a card for your lady with stripper dust on it to cover your tracks :thumbup:

Cuebuddy
05-06-2009, 02:54 PM
I feel much better now I know there are a few glitter haters besides me. I had thought about posting this topic for along time now but I figured it would shrivel up and die a early death like so many of my threads. But like glitter it is hanging on and growing stronger. It must be hated by men if we agree that we don't even like it on strippers:eek:.

poolhustler
05-06-2009, 02:55 PM
Have you ever tried to clean your table with a LINT ROLLER?????/

Works fantastic.....:thumbup:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/martinbro/230215381.jpg

TXsouthpaw
05-06-2009, 03:17 PM
Brother, I work in a strip club with the best playing 9 foot Diamond Smart table in town that I have to clean each night, NO ONE hates glitter more than me.



I want your job. Ill deal with the glitter.:)

YaktyYak
05-06-2009, 03:33 PM
I want your job. Ill deal with the glitter.:)

my thoughts exactly.

Blue Hog ridr
05-06-2009, 03:39 PM
Note to self:
Get patent for new Glitter Chalk.
Make your tip and shaft look pretty.

Big Perm
05-06-2009, 03:49 PM
There I said it, or at least typed it. It is found on clothing, makeup, art supplies, xmas ornaments and the list go's on and on. Sooner or later it finds its way to my Simonis. This stuff is like little rainbow colored mirrors waiting to cast the table light back at me at the worst of times. Yes a slightly wet finger will usually do the trick for removing a piece but it will be back .....with friends.:banghead:

LOL, I was gonna say stop playing at the strip club, but everybody beat me to it :D

Anytime a guy has glitter on his face, da wimmins think it's from da nudey bar.....got my wife a card a month or so back, it had a little glitter picture.....came home, hid the flowers and the card, relaxed back on the couch until she came home from a night out with the girls....immediately, she looks at me and gets this crappy look her your face....I ask her what was wrong....."So how many stippers had their TT's in your face?" :D

She felt bad when she saw the glitter on the card....priceless....now I know just what to do if I wanna get her blood up.....just a few pieces of perfectly placed glitter :thumbup:

Cuebuddy
05-06-2009, 04:02 PM
Have you ever tried to clean your table with a LINT ROLLER?????/

Works fantastic.....:thumbup:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/martinbro/230215381.jpg

Maybe if that had a Irish linen wrap on the handle I would try it:D
All joking aside I don't see glitter when I am looking for it, I will see it when I am stroking and when I get up its gone. Sometimes I wonder if Johnny Archer is "one of us":wink:

BVal
05-06-2009, 04:04 PM
LOL, I was gonna say stop playing at the strip club, but everybody beat me to it :D

Anytime a guy has glitter on his face, da wimmins think it's from da nudey bar.....got my wife a card a month or so back, it had a little glitter picture.....came home, hid the flowers and the card, relaxed back on the couch until she came home from a night out with the girls....immediately, she looks at me and gets this crappy look her your face....I ask her what was wrong....."So how many stippers had their TT's in your face?" :D

She felt bad when she saw the glitter on the card....priceless....now I know just what to do if I wanna get her blood up.....just a few pieces of perfectly placed glitter :thumbup:
Or if you go to the titty bar just make sure you pick up a glitter card on the way home.

BVal

Big Perm
05-06-2009, 04:46 PM
Or if you go to the titty bar just make sure you pick up a glitter card on the way home.

BVal

Smart....tried to rep you, gotta wait....

CreeDo
05-06-2009, 06:38 PM
lol remember when it seemed like all the teenage girls had it on their face for a while? Or maybe I'm behind the times and that still happens. But it seemed like for a while it was a popular makeup accesory and now it's not.

I think for pure distraction value and for making a ball roll off, sequins would be ideal. They need to make sequin-covered pool gloves.

Blue Hog ridr
05-06-2009, 06:47 PM
Ummm, ok Mike.

TX Poolnut
05-06-2009, 06:49 PM
or if you go to the titty bar just make sure you pick up a glitter card on the way home.

Bval

***ding!***

custmqs
05-06-2009, 07:05 PM
Glitter, or "stripper dust" as I call it is the herpes of craft supplies. I hate that stuff. If you ever go out to the strip club (for the atmosphere of course) and you get stripper dust on your clothes you need to go to Super WalMart and buy a card for your lady with stripper dust on it to cover your tracks :thumbup:

Credit where credit is due... gunzby offered the "card" alibi first back in post #14. ;)

gunzby
05-07-2009, 05:22 AM
Credit where credit is due... gunzby offered the "card" alibi first back in post #14. ;)

*takes a bow* ;)

Cuebuddy
05-06-2017, 06:53 PM
WARNING OLD THREAD!

It may be an old thread but I still hate the stuff, I just went through another daughters prom night, OMG billions of glitter.

I am sure I will be fighting the reflecting Beotchs for weeks on my table. How it finds its way under my table cover is beyond me.:confused:

GoldCrown
05-06-2017, 07:13 PM
Sadly all that glitters is not gold. However give me a Doc Frye cue with the "Glitter" butt and I'm a fan.

ziggystardust
05-07-2017, 08:18 AM
If anyone wants my opinion, I would say Olympic Garden in
Vegas has the best glitter I ever seen.
Just saying......

$TAKE HOR$E
05-07-2017, 08:28 AM
There I said it, or at least typed it. .:banghead:

I second that...I also don't like coconut

Lesh
05-07-2017, 08:50 AM
Sadly all that glitters is not gold. However give me a Doc Frye cue with the "Glitter" butt and I'm a fan.

Get thee BEHIND ME Satan!

This thread was funny in 1947 and its still funny.

Lesh

TATE
05-07-2017, 09:29 AM
Glitter is the yuletide decoration too. My car and clothing still has the gold glitter from transporting my front-yard Santa's reindeer. Looks great against the black carpet.

Now let's talk about the embedded pine needles from the Christmas tree, yellow lab dog hair from visiting in-laws, or those burrs in your knit socks accumulated while looking for wayward golf balls ...

us820
05-07-2017, 10:08 AM
This makes me want to by a greeting card,scrape off some,throw it in the back seat of my neighbors car,and watch the fireworks.

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05-07-2017, 10:25 AM
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Lesh
05-07-2017, 10:32 AM
Glitter is quite possibly the equal of these little MF'ers. My dad was finding these things in the carpet with his fleshy delicate toes for 20 years.

https://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/luminodot_pins.jpg

Lesh

jalapus logan
05-07-2017, 07:14 PM
There I said it...][/I]Yes a slightly wet finger will usually do the trick for removing a piece but it will be back .....with friends.:banghead:

Yeah, well a slightly wet finger is good for a lot of things...just sayin'...

Cuebuddy
05-07-2017, 07:50 PM
Yeah, well a slightly wet finger is good for a lot of things...just sayin'...

Hey maybe this is the answer.

SARDiver
05-07-2017, 08:06 PM
Glitter is not permitted in my house. My wife knows it. My kids know it. They actually all police their friends. It's a beautiful thing, actually.

I'm too old to go to strip clubs (and hate how fake they are), so there's no issue there. It took me YEARS to get glitter out of my cloth, and it didn't truly happen until I changed the table out. No glitter.

None.