PDA

View Full Version : Sometimes We, As Poolplayers, Take Things a Little Too Seriously


crawfish
06-22-2010, 10:11 AM
Due to all the *****ing and moaning lately, I thought maybe I'd lighten things up and tell a cute little story about how we might, just MIGHT take things a little too seriously. This is a short while back, so if my lady reads this.... it was pre "us."

So, I'm at a swimming pool, drinking and talkin' normal guy shit. We had quite the group gathered. Well, there were some pretty good looking talent there, also. We all played volleyball, and it got pretty competitive. Well, this one lady was pretty, "athletic" and kinda hot. So, we got to where, when the chance arose, I'd nail the spike at her on every occasion. So would she, at me, when the chance arose. Well, water volleyball led to talkin' crap about softball, basketball, and other sports. She was blonde, 5'3" , athletic, and competitive. Great.

Well, as you guessed it, the "pool thang" came up. "My dad ran a pool hall in Pittsuburgh." "Oh yeah, well I've never seen you hit a ball and I'll give you the eight." This went back and forth for a while, drinking the whole time (of course). We got pretty friendly and the "pool bond" got me in pretty good. We had gotten a little closer and wrestling in the water and you guessed it. This was gettin' good. So, I talked her into meeting me at the pool later in the evening.

She showed up, bikini ready. Things were going better and better when she suggested to hit the bar. Well, Sharkey's was across the street, so I met her there and she went into the whole "I played daily and taught by the best" crap again. How'd this end?




You guessed it. I gave her the eight and beat her 11-2 for $50. Did I blow it?

kyo1128
06-22-2010, 10:15 AM
That $50 turns into $200 dinner, she wins. Who's hustling now??

jay helfert
06-22-2010, 10:21 AM
Due to all the *****ing and moaning lately, I thought maybe I'd lighten things up and tell a cute little story about how we might, just MIGHT take things a little too seriously. This is a short while back, so if my lady reads this.... it was pre "us."

So, I'm at a swimming pool, drinking and talkin' normal guy shit. We had quite the group gathered. Well, there were some pretty good looking talent there, also. We all played volleyball, and it got pretty competitive. Well, this one lady was pretty, "athletic" and kinda hot. So, we got to where, when the chance arose, I'd nail the spike at her on every occasion. So would she, at me, when the chance arose. Well, water volleyball led to talkin' crap about softball, basketball, and other sports. She was blonde, 5'3" , athletic, and competitive. Great.

Well, as you guessed it, the "pool thang" came up. "My dad ran a pool hall in Pittsuburgh." "Oh yeah, well I've never seen you hit a ball and I'll give you the eight." This went back and forth for a while, drinking the whole time (of course). We got pretty friendly and the "pool bond" got me in pretty good. We had gotten a little closer and wrestling in the water and you guessed it. This was gettin' good. So, I talked her into meeting me at the pool later in the evening.

She showed up, bikini ready. Things were going better and better when she suggested to hit the bar. Well, Sharkey's was across the street, so I met her there and she went into the whole "I played daily and taught by the best" crap again. How'd this end?




You guessed it. I gave her the eight and beat her 11-2 for $50. Did I blow it?

You're a sick puppy Crawdaddy! :bash:

Sarnia Shorty
06-22-2010, 10:28 AM
Its definatly going to cost you more than $50 to get another shot at her. Good win though. :thumbup:

Apocalypse2017
06-22-2010, 10:41 AM
did you tap that or what...don't leave us hangin like that.

KoolKat9Lives
06-22-2010, 10:43 AM
Due to all the *****ing and moaning lately, I thought maybe I'd lighten things up and tell a cute little story about how we might, just MIGHT take things a little too seriously. This is a short while back, so if my lady reads this.... it was pre "us."

So, I'm at a swimming pool, drinking and talkin' normal guy shit. We had quite the group gathered. Well, there were some pretty good looking talent there, also. We all played volleyball, and it got pretty competitive. Well, this one lady was pretty, "athletic" and kinda hot. So, we got to where, when the chance arose, I'd nail the spike at her on every occasion. So would she, at me, when the chance arose. Well, water volleyball led to talkin' crap about softball, basketball, and other sports. She was blonde, 5'3" , athletic, and competitive. Great.

Well, as you guessed it, the "pool thang" came up. "My dad ran a pool hall in Pittsuburgh." "Oh yeah, well I've never seen you hit a ball and I'll give you the eight." This went back and forth for a while, drinking the whole time (of course). We got pretty friendly and the "pool bond" got me in pretty good. We had gotten a little closer and wrestling in the water and you guessed it. This was gettin' good. So, I talked her into meeting me at the pool later in the evening.

She showed up, bikini ready. Things were going better and better when she suggested to hit the bar. Well, Sharkey's was across the street, so I met her there and she went into the whole "I played daily and taught by the best" crap again. How'd this end?




You guessed it. I gave her the eight and beat her 11-2 for $50. Did I blow it?


Not if she did. :grin:

KK9 <-- waiting for the sequel

cigardave
06-22-2010, 10:45 AM
did you tap that or what...don't leave us hangin like that.

Tap Tap Tap

mm4pool
06-22-2010, 10:52 AM
seems to me that while you "won" the battle, you may have lost the war.

Mike

trustyrusty
06-22-2010, 11:18 AM
A) you screwed up REAL bad by beating her so soundly....now she's KNOWS she needs a much bigger spot. :p lol

B) I certainly wouldn't have been playing for money with the lead up you gave....speaking of blowing it....

C) she was/is blonde, I doubt the match had any influence on a "romantic" outcome :p

D) I love reading AZB at lunch time, thanks Craw :thumbup:

Tiddler
06-22-2010, 11:24 AM
I think you blew it. You found probably one of only three women in the world who are 5'3" and who can spike a volleyball and you didn't take her on the beach volleyball circuit hustling for real money???

TimKrazyMon
06-22-2010, 11:24 AM
Due to all the *****ing and moaning lately, I thought maybe I'd lighten things up and tell a cute little story about how we might, just MIGHT take things a little too seriously. This is a short while back, so if my lady reads this.... it was pre "us."

So, I'm at a swimming pool, drinking and talkin' normal guy shit. We had quite the group gathered. Well, there were some pretty good looking talent there, also. We all played volleyball, and it got pretty competitive. Well, this one lady was pretty, "athletic" and kinda hot. So, we got to where, when the chance arose, I'd nail the spike at her on every occasion. So would she, at me, when the chance arose. Well, water volleyball led to talkin' crap about softball, basketball, and other sports. She was blonde, 5'3" , athletic, and competitive. Great.

Well, as you guessed it, the "pool thang" came up. "My dad ran a pool hall in Pittsuburgh." "Oh yeah, well I've never seen you hit a ball and I'll give you the eight." This went back and forth for a while, drinking the whole time (of course). We got pretty friendly and the "pool bond" got me in pretty good. We had gotten a little closer and wrestling in the water and you guessed it. This was gettin' good. So, I talked her into meeting me at the pool later in the evening.

She showed up, bikini ready. Things were going better and better when she suggested to hit the bar. Well, Sharkey's was across the street, so I met her there and she went into the whole "I played daily and taught by the best" crap again. How'd this end?




You guessed it. I gave her the eight and beat her 11-2 for $50. Did I blow it?

[/COLOR][/U][/B]


Not if she did. :grin:

KK9 <-- waiting for the sequel


Crawfish, I'm thinking if you shipped the $50, she'd have blown it, amongst other things. :grin-devilish:

Get with the program, bud.

zy112
06-22-2010, 11:37 AM
I think you blew it. You found probably one of only three women in the world who are 5'3" and who can spike a volleyball and you didn't take her on the beach volleyball circuit hustling for real money???

I think you misses the water volleyball part. You could be 4'3" and spike it in water volleyball.:D

Tramp Steamer
06-22-2010, 11:40 AM
Great story, Crawfish. The question, of course, is not whether you blew it or not, but did she.

You know, the pool hall. Did she get mad and split? What the hell did you think I meant? :smile:

pwd72s
06-22-2010, 11:46 AM
Loved the story...a greenie for you!

Gammaray
06-22-2010, 12:43 PM
That $50 turns into $200 dinner, she wins. Who's hustling now??

Is that you in your avatar? If so, you can get the same game as the crawfish match! LOL :groucho: Just kidin!

lfigueroa
06-22-2010, 01:21 PM
Due to all the *****ing and moaning lately, I thought maybe I'd lighten things up and tell a cute little story about how we might, just MIGHT take things a little too seriously. This is a short while back, so if my lady reads this.... it was pre "us."

So, I'm at a swimming pool, drinking and talkin' normal guy shit. We had quite the group gathered. Well, there were some pretty good looking talent there, also. We all played volleyball, and it got pretty competitive. Well, this one lady was pretty, "athletic" and kinda hot. So, we got to where, when the chance arose, I'd nail the spike at her on every occasion. So would she, at me, when the chance arose. Well, water volleyball led to talkin' crap about softball, basketball, and other sports. She was blonde, 5'3" , athletic, and competitive. Great.

Well, as you guessed it, the "pool thang" came up. "My dad ran a pool hall in Pittsuburgh." "Oh yeah, well I've never seen you hit a ball and I'll give you the eight." This went back and forth for a while, drinking the whole time (of course). We got pretty friendly and the "pool bond" got me in pretty good. We had gotten a little closer and wrestling in the water and you guessed it. This was gettin' good. So, I talked her into meeting me at the pool later in the evening.

She showed up, bikini ready. Things were going better and better when she suggested to hit the bar. Well, Sharkey's was across the street, so I met her there and she went into the whole "I played daily and taught by the best" crap again. How'd this end?




You guessed it. I gave her the eight and beat her 11-2 for $50. Did I blow it?



lol. Funny story.

And when I was a young man, I would have played it exactly the same way. Now that I am older (and marginally wiser), I would have made sure it went hill-hill and let her win.

Immediate gratification and grounds for a rematch :-)

Lou Figueroa

jaspool
06-22-2010, 02:50 PM
Had same type of story different outcome. I play this girl at 4 am at clicks in dallas tx back in 1983. We play for winners choice,

WELL I win she is driving, so we get in the car and she starts driving looks at me and says so whats your choice? I'm 24 sobering up and shaking now. She says WELL? I sheepishly say you know :) She says okay but we have to go to your place because my boyfriend called in sick tonight. You can figure out the rest.

PS she was 5' 6" and drop dead gorgeous. Wish it was 1980's again :):):):smile::smile::smile::smile::D

houmatroy
06-22-2010, 03:05 PM
Due to all the *****ing and moaning lately, I thought maybe I'd lighten things up and tell a cute little story about how we might, just MIGHT take things a little too seriously. This is a short while back, so if my lady reads this.... it was pre "us."

So, I'm at a swimming pool, drinking and talkin' normal guy shit. We had quite the group gathered. Well, there were some pretty good looking talent there, also. We all played volleyball, and it got pretty competitive. Well, this one lady was pretty, "athletic" and kinda hot. So, we got to where, when the chance arose, I'd nail the spike at her on every occasion. So would she, at me, when the chance arose. Well, water volleyball led to talkin' crap about softball, basketball, and other sports. She was blonde, 5'3" , athletic, and competitive. Great.

Well, as you guessed it, the "pool thang" came up. "My dad ran a pool hall in Pittsuburgh." "Oh yeah, well I've never seen you hit a ball and I'll give you the eight." This went back and forth for a while, drinking the whole time (of course). We got pretty friendly and the "pool bond" got me in pretty good. We had gotten a little closer and wrestling in the water and you guessed it. This was gettin' good. So, I talked her into meeting me at the pool later in the evening.

She showed up, bikini ready. Things were going better and better when she suggested to hit the bar. Well, Sharkey's was across the street, so I met her there and she went into the whole "I played daily and taught by the best" crap again. How'd this end?




You guessed it. I gave her the eight and beat her 11-2 for $50. Did I blow it?


That was Jasmin & she's gonna come back with that she'll play you even for $1000...lol:thumbup:

Big Perm
06-22-2010, 03:13 PM
Due to all the *****ing and moaning lately, I thought maybe I'd lighten things up and tell a cute little story about how we might, just MIGHT take things a little too seriously. This is a short while back, so if my lady reads this.... it was pre "us."

So, I'm at a swimming pool, drinking and talkin' normal guy shit. We had quite the group gathered. Well, there were some pretty good looking talent there, also. We all played volleyball, and it got pretty competitive. Well, this one lady was pretty, "athletic" and kinda hot. So, we got to where, when the chance arose, I'd nail the spike at her on every occasion. So would she, at me, when the chance arose. Well, water volleyball led to talkin' crap about softball, basketball, and other sports. She was blonde, 5'3" , athletic, and competitive. Great.

Well, as you guessed it, the "pool thang" came up. "My dad ran a pool hall in Pittsuburgh." "Oh yeah, well I've never seen you hit a ball and I'll give you the eight." This went back and forth for a while, drinking the whole time (of course). We got pretty friendly and the "pool bond" got me in pretty good. We had gotten a little closer and wrestling in the water and you guessed it. This was gettin' good. So, I talked her into meeting me at the pool later in the evening.

She showed up, bikini ready. Things were going better and better when she suggested to hit the bar. Well, Sharkey's was across the street, so I met her there and she went into the whole "I played daily and taught by the best" crap again. How'd this end?

You guessed it. I gave her the eight and beat her 11-2 for $50. Did I blow it?

So, did you "stab" her???

:D

JoeyA
06-22-2010, 03:31 PM
Ahhhhh! So this is when you quit using CTE....

JoeyA

Majic
06-22-2010, 04:20 PM
Due to all the *****ing and moaning lately, I thought maybe I'd lighten things up and tell a cute little story about how we might, just MIGHT take things a little too seriously. This is a short while back, so if my lady reads this.... it was pre "us."

So, I'm at a swimming pool, drinking and talkin' normal guy shit. We had quite the group gathered. Well, there were some pretty good looking talent there, also. We all played volleyball, and it got pretty competitive. Well, this one lady was pretty, "athletic" and kinda hot. So, we got to where, when the chance arose, I'd nail the spike at her on every occasion. So would she, at me, when the chance arose. Well, water volleyball led to talkin' crap about softball, basketball, and other sports. She was blonde, 5'3" , athletic, and competitive. Great.

Well, as you guessed it, the "pool thang" came up. "My dad ran a pool hall in Pittsuburgh." "Oh yeah, well I've never seen you hit a ball and I'll give you the eight." This went back and forth for a while, drinking the whole time (of course). We got pretty friendly and the "pool bond" got me in pretty good. We had gotten a little closer and wrestling in the water and you guessed it. This was gettin' good. So, I talked her into meeting me at the pool later in the evening.

She showed up, bikini ready. Things were going better and better when she suggested to hit the bar. Well, Sharkey's was across the street, so I met her there and she went into the whole "I played daily and taught by the best" crap again. How'd this end?




You guessed it. I gave her the eight and beat her 11-2 for $50. Did I blow it?

I'll need a name and phone number to verify this story :winknudge::grin-devilish:

TATE
06-22-2010, 04:28 PM
You guessed it. I gave her the eight and beat her 11-2 for $50. Did I blow it?


Definitely. Races to 11 are too long when you've got a lock. You showed a little uncharacteristic softness, I guess forgivable just this once.


Chris

12310bch
06-22-2010, 06:19 PM
--shoulda bet her a $100.00!

Rak9up
06-22-2010, 08:41 PM
What a coincidence I met my wife that same exact same way

except we played for sex...instead of cash

I'm currently down a House, a Car, a dog, a cat, a Schon, a Joss, and a Lucassi

crawfish
06-23-2010, 12:05 AM
Hey fu#$sticks, true story. Swear to you. Randy will verify. I can't give you his number. I did end up doing unspeakable things with her. I just thought this was funny. I guess my ego got me. Huh?

Rak9up
06-23-2010, 12:26 AM
[QUOTE=crawfish;2478369]Hey fu#$sticks, true story. Swear to you. Randy will verify. I can't give you his number. I did end up doing unspeakable things with her. I just thought this was funny. I guess my ego got me. Huh?[/QUOTE

Sometimes Crawfish as a Poolplayer, takes what we say a little Too Seriously...Lighten up Francis


I knew this thead would come full circle somehow...Now if I could just see how his story ties to Kevin Bacon

ironman
06-23-2010, 05:00 AM
Due to all the *****ing and moaning lately, I thought maybe I'd lighten things up and tell a cute little story about how we might, just MIGHT take things a little too seriously. This is a short while back, so if my lady reads this.... it was pre "us."

So, I'm at a swimming pool, drinking and talkin' normal guy shit. We had quite the group gathered. Well, there were some pretty good looking talent there, also. We all played volleyball, and it got pretty competitive. Well, this one lady was pretty, "athletic" and kinda hot. So, we got to where, when the chance arose, I'd nail the spike at her on every occasion. So would she, at me, when the chance arose. Well, water volleyball led to talkin' crap about softball, basketball, and other sports. She was blonde, 5'3" , athletic, and competitive. Great.

Well, as you guessed it, the "pool thang" came up. "My dad ran a pool hall in Pittsuburgh." "Oh yeah, well I've never seen you hit a ball and I'll give you the eight." This went back and forth for a while, drinking the whole time (of course). We got pretty friendly and the "pool bond" got me in pretty good. We had gotten a little closer and wrestling in the water and you guessed it. This was gettin' good. So, I talked her into meeting me at the pool later in the evening.

She showed up, bikini ready. Things were going better and better when she suggested to hit the bar. Well, Sharkey's was across the street, so I met her there and she went into the whole "I played daily and taught by the best" crap again. How'd this end?




You guessed it. I gave her the eight and beat her 11-2 for $50. Did I blow it?


Good job, no telling what this saved you, but why the hell let her win those two?

KoolKat9Lives
06-23-2010, 06:50 AM
Hey fu#$sticks, true story. Swear to you. Randy will verify. I can't give you his number. I did end up doing unspeakable things with her. I just thought this was funny. I guess my ego got me. Huh?


So you got the cash and the rash. What could be better? ;)

Sounds like she's worthy of hangin around with sum-mo.


KK9 <-- patiently awaiting the youtube version

:thumbup:

Matt90
06-23-2010, 02:13 PM
lol. Funny story.

And when I was a young man, I would have played it exactly the same way. Now that I am older (and marginally wiser), I would have made sure it went hill-hill and let her win.

Immediate gratification and grounds for a rematch :-)

Lou Figueroa

Had a good date the other night and could not play dead in a western.The line was "well I guess my mind is really not on pool tonight" It was a good night.Just need to find one in georgia and repeat,repeat,repeat.I'm like you Lou ,I just turned 40 and wish I knew what I know now when I was 25 or so.