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akaTrigger
10-21-2010, 11:26 AM
Sorry if I offend anyone with this thread...

But my all-female team for Vegas is looking for a good team name. One that is fun, related to pool, sexual, and that the BCAPL will use.

Yep, I said sexual. lol.

We are looking for a team name that when written in my blog or FB or on AZB, it makes you wonder if we are talking about pool or not! lmao.

A friend of mine has a team name called "Just the tip." It's hysterical when she uses it in a sentence! :grin:

We want the same sorta- thing. But we haven't found the perfect name yet. :( So, we decided to go to the experts for help - AZB Forums!

Here is a sampling of what we have considered (most of these have come up during league nights, ironically, lmao!):

come with a stroke
come with a shot
smooth stroke
nice and easy
getting lucky
we got the balls

For example, "Nice and easy going to league tonight."

Team members are: Connie, Me (akatrigger), Monica (mandersotx), Ashley (Hell on Heelz), and Jennifer (JennyPav).

For the team name we choose, as a prize for our thanks, we would like the winner to choose the color of the cause ribbon we will put on our shirts. (lavendar - general cancer, yellow - support our troops, pink - breast cancer, etc).

Hope you can give us a hand. ;)

CMD
10-21-2010, 11:45 AM
I kind of like "Ball in Hand". ;)



Chris


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SpiderWebComm
10-21-2010, 11:50 AM
"Luckboxes & Funboxes"
"Sandbags with Funbags"
"Sticks, Doesn't Swallow"
"Raggin', Laggin', & Sandbaggin' "

stljohnny
10-21-2010, 12:00 PM
um... all women... hrmm... "strokes with soft hands" or "soft hand strokers"; cuz y'know, you women and your hand lotion and soft skin...

oooor... hrmm..."our strokes aren't the only things that are smooth", but i bet that's too long. i'll let the other geniuses here this out, we don't have team names in my part of the pool world.

stljohnny
10-21-2010, 12:06 PM
going off of spider's suggestion

strokin', pokin' and no chokin'

Hunter
10-21-2010, 12:06 PM
Dolls with Balls

The Shark Sisters

Screaming Divas

Ball Burners

Chix with Stix

The Maneaters

Racks and Cracks

TimKrazyMon
10-21-2010, 12:09 PM
Let's see here: gotta be kinda pool related, sexual, hmmm..........


Got it: No Holes Barred. (assuming, of course, this isn't a 1-hole league)

RealLive
10-21-2010, 12:15 PM
shaft workers

GG11
10-21-2010, 12:17 PM
Hi Melinda!

I love my Wednesday night team name and it might fit perfectly.

"I'd Hit That!"

Hope this helps & good luck with the name search! :)

SpiderWebComm
10-21-2010, 12:17 PM
Nits with Tits (not saying anyone is a nit, but that's REALLY funny)
"Save the 9, Ride a Cowgirl" (only applies if it's a 9ball league)
"8 Balls, 15 holes"
"Dirty Fivesome"
"Orgy Porgy Pudding Pie"

hahahahahahahahahaha this is TOO much fun

"Kickin', Stickin' & Pumping"

justadub
10-21-2010, 12:18 PM
"money shot"

cuebuilder
10-21-2010, 12:20 PM
Railer Trash
Roll on the Slate
We'll Spin your Balls
The Racks
Sugar my Ass
Strokin' and Pokin'
We want Alimony
Where's Your Stick
Beat Down Babes

IntoTheRail
10-21-2010, 12:20 PM
Let's see here: gotta be kinda pool related, sexual, hmmm..........


Got it: No Holes Barred. (assuming, of course, this isn't a 1-hole league)

LOL that's perfect!

pwd72s
10-21-2010, 12:21 PM
Just the red part...

S.Tat
10-21-2010, 12:22 PM
Tight Racks, Big Holes

LGSM3
10-21-2010, 12:27 PM
Tight pockets!
MAYBE SLOPPY POCKETS?

ridinda9
10-21-2010, 12:27 PM
Stroke Our Racks



Pick any color ribbon you want . . . I just want a team photo . . . maybe like Jeanettes . . .

JustinHayes
10-21-2010, 12:29 PM
Tight pockets (edit... damn, I guess LGSM3 was thinking the same thing)
Stroke with follow-through
Easy pockets
Poke it HARD
Stroke it easy
Titties will get 'ya everytime

hdgis1
10-21-2010, 12:30 PM
Just let the man choose his ribbon color and be done with it!!!

Chris

Let's see here: gotta be kinda pool related, sexual, hmmm..........


Got it: No Holes Barred. (assuming, of course, this isn't a 1-hole league)

akaTrigger
10-21-2010, 12:30 PM
Uh oh, I can tell this thread is going to be moved to NPR any minute!

BTW, I am LOL'ing!!! These are awesome! OMG!!!

justadub
10-21-2010, 12:31 PM
How about a tie-in with a potential sponsor?

"Magic Racks"

Richardson
10-21-2010, 12:36 PM
First thing that came to mind was...

Is it in yet ? (meaning the 8 ball, geez)

I will see what other questionable things i can come up with.

houmatroy
10-21-2010, 12:38 PM
Baby Got Racks !!!!!

Boozum babes ball crackers....You rack em & we crack em !

Rotarded
10-21-2010, 12:39 PM
Off Constantly?


"You can't beat Off Constantly"

"We beat Off Constantly"

LeagueGuy
10-21-2010, 12:40 PM
Cunning Stunts

JustinHayes
10-21-2010, 12:44 PM
"These pockets need more (or some) balls"

TATE
10-21-2010, 12:45 PM
Sorry if I offend anyone with this thread...

But my all-female team for Vegas is looking for a good team name. One that is fun, sexual, and that the BCAPL will use.

Yep, I said sexual. lol.

We are looking for a team name that when written in my blog or FB or on AZB, it makes you wonder if we are talking about pool or not! lmao.

A friend of mine has a team name called "Just the tip." It's hysterical when she uses it in a sentence! :grin:

We want the same sorta- thing. But we haven't found the perfect name yet. :( So, we decided to go to the experts for help - AZB Forums!

Here is a sampling of what we have considered (most of these have come up during league nights, ironically, lmao!):

come with a stroke
come with a shot
smooth stroke
nice and easy
getting lucky
we got the balls

For example, "Nice and easy going to league tonight."

Team members are: Connie, Me (akatrigger), Monica (mandersotx), Ashley (Hell on Heelz), and Jennifer (JennyPav).

For the team name we choose, as a prize for our thanks, we would like the winner to choose the color of the cause ribbon we will put on our shirts. (lavendar - general cancer, yellow - support our troops, pink - breast cancer, etc).

Hope you can give us a hand. ;)

It was kind of nice of these guys to stop surfing porn sites long enough to come up with some really disgusting names for your team. I'm thinking something like:

The Stick Teaser's


Might pass both the "bad girl test" and and the "socially almost-acceptable but over 21 test".

You can also add a name in front of it, like Candy, Cinnamon, or Peppermint, something like that. No colors please.

Chris

TimKrazyMon
10-21-2010, 12:51 PM
"Just put it in already!! And, For God's sake, NO SCRATCHING!!!!!"

JustinHayes
10-21-2010, 12:52 PM
"Get'n ALL 8 in."

^^^ (like geting them IN the .. errr... pockets .. or inches..... I'm a pun-MASTER) LOL :thumbup:

akaTrigger
10-21-2010, 12:52 PM
Just fyi - I'm not sure of the character limit, but if the name is too long, it wont all fit on the board at he BCAPL tournament and would be cut off, so it needs to be effective, yet short. :)

TimKrazyMon
10-21-2010, 12:55 PM
Just fyi - I'm not sure of the character limit, but if the name is too long, it wont all fit on the board at he BCAPL tournament and would be cut off, so it needs to be effective, yet short.

"Just put it in already!!" // "And, For God's sake, NO SCRATCHING!!!!!"

Ok, just chop this into 2 different names.

LeagueShirts
10-21-2010, 12:57 PM
Haha, this is funny as hell!

Rub balls for good luck.

Still plays with balls.

Pleasures with slow motions.

KP UR EYES ON DA TBL

Tip Burnishers.

Team Shocker.

Biggest Racks in Texas.

Girls Love Ball in Hand.
(Shirt has 2 and 10 ball!)

Just Ran Your Dad.

Always Bet On Tails.

Elevation Draws Attention.

Smooth Strokes, Don't Poke.

Ball Control.

brechbt
10-21-2010, 12:59 PM
I'm surprised no one has come up with this one yet:

Put it in the hole!

Celtic
10-21-2010, 01:04 PM
Let's see here: gotta be kinda pool related, sexual, hmmm..........


Got it: No Holes Barred. (assuming, of course, this isn't a 1-hole league)

I gotta go with alot of other people in saying this one is a winner. Only one that made me actually lol.

JustinHayes
10-21-2010, 01:08 PM
"What's the size of your tip?"
"What's the lenght of your shaft?"

tucson9ball
10-21-2010, 01:13 PM
Hmmm, let's see. Plenty I can think of, few I can write in this forum...lol.

How about "5 Babes on Felt"
or......."Blondes with Bar Boxes"

tucson9ball
10-21-2010, 01:14 PM
Another on......"Bar Box Babes"

akaTrigger
10-21-2010, 01:18 PM
We are looking for a team name that when written in my blog or FB or on AZB, it makes you wonder if we are talking about pool or not! lmao.

A friend of mine has a team name called "Just the tip." It's hysterical when she uses it in a sentence! :grin:


LOL!!

There are some extremely funny ones already listed!

As a reminder, though, we are specifically looking for one that reads clever in a sentence. :)

"Put it in the hole won again last night with no complaints from our opponents." (as an example)

JohnPT
10-21-2010, 01:19 PM
We'll ram it in!
Coming from behind
Shaft slickers
Squirt
Your shaft is crooked... Sweet!

softshot
10-21-2010, 01:20 PM
Shaft Stiffeners

cue ball squirters

tucson9ball
10-21-2010, 01:23 PM
Ok......"Tails on the Rails"

tucson9ball
10-21-2010, 01:24 PM
How about "Babes in Pool Land"

softshot
10-21-2010, 01:25 PM
Jawed Balls

shaft inspectors

Soft grips and hard tips

supergreenman
10-21-2010, 01:31 PM
Five holes to fill.

DRW
10-21-2010, 01:35 PM
Puttin it in the hole.

TimKrazyMon
10-21-2010, 01:37 PM
"Got Lucky"

"Pushin' Good Wood"

softshot
10-21-2010, 01:38 PM
we share shafts

nips like tips

lips, hips, and chalked up tips

Majic
10-21-2010, 01:39 PM
But here are a few::::::::::


"Bushwackers"

"All Rack and No Balls"

"Stroke This"

"Primed and Ready"

"Come and Get it"

"Fast n Loose"

"Feelin Lucky?"

"No Slop"

"Whos Your Daddy"

robleyf7
10-21-2010, 01:42 PM
i like Chicks with Stix

or Chicks With D!cks

hope i dont get ban for this :( if someone gets offended i will take it off sorry in Advance

classiccues
10-21-2010, 01:44 PM
The Bearded Clams...

Billiards and Boobs

The Brass Pole Girls

T.I.T.S. - The Incredible Tight Shooters (sure there could be a better acronym)

JV

TimKrazyMon
10-21-2010, 01:44 PM
i like Chicks with Stix

Robley, don't forget, HoH is on this team. That's not nearly dirty enough.


Maybe "Just Use Good Shaft" (Think "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge")

Stroker
10-21-2010, 01:48 PM
Best lovers: Pool players stroke longer

JustinHayes
10-21-2010, 01:50 PM
i like Chicks with Stix

Brings thoughts of she-males :sorry: yuck!

SUPERSTAR
10-21-2010, 01:56 PM
OK, no one posted it yet.
Someone came close, but didn't say what i was thinking.

THE SLOPPY SECONDS

midstroke
10-21-2010, 01:58 PM
The blue ballers

One hole stinks

SUPERSTAR
10-21-2010, 01:59 PM
I also like

PMS RAMPAGE, but that isn't sexual.

softshot
10-21-2010, 02:00 PM
out of your league

meat curtains

drainin' balls

drainin blue balls ( 10 ball league)

midstroke
10-21-2010, 02:03 PM
we dont feel cocky
stick lovers
Where u puttin it
call the hole
The vagilanties <-------- i like
Street corner hustlers
You cant even hit the sides
big time bangers
The first bangers club
left our sticks at home
Thats a big purse


i will think of some more later. lol

Runnintable
10-21-2010, 02:06 PM
The Five Furry Pockets, or The Furry Pocket.

Rockn Pockets!
Foxy Holes
All Felt Up.
Scratch This!
Knock around my Box.

tattoo
10-21-2010, 02:11 PM
we play with thick shafts.....
grabbing thick shafts.....
thick shafts rock....
girls rock the thick shafts
we all got shafted
down south sisters
riding the 9



just a few....

Dustin_J
10-21-2010, 02:12 PM
5 girls that suck (literally)

HighEndCues
10-21-2010, 02:14 PM
Fun thread..
I've named teams before..
Lets start with

"All Stroke No Poke"

"Batteries not included"

"Loser goes Down"

"Need to be on Top"

Best,
Ken

dogginda9
10-21-2010, 02:16 PM
I didn't read all of the responses but we used the team name ' Tastes like Chicken" for years and were very successful with it thank you very much. If it applies, you may have it if you like.:)

Brklyn
10-21-2010, 02:19 PM
Pull the Trigger :)

Meezer Girl
10-21-2010, 02:23 PM
Hey Trig,

Soooo many good ones - how are you going to pick just one :eek:

See ya in May :)

lfigueroa
10-21-2010, 02:27 PM
LOL!!

There are some extremely funny ones already listed!

As a reminder, though, we are specifically looking for one that reads clever in a sentence. :)

"Put it in the hole won again last night with no complaints from our opponents." (as an example)


Forget about how it'd fit in a sentence. Think of the possibilities a good team name would give you mid-match. Like if your team name was "MY FACE" and you could all holler (at a crucial moment of course), "COME ON..."

Lou Figueroa

nancewayne
10-21-2010, 02:28 PM
Read between the lines

BLACKHEARTCUES
10-21-2010, 02:29 PM
You may want to be carful. I had a team & during a match at home, a player had a shot that was straight in & only a few feet from the pocket. As a joke someone yelled "HIGH & HARD". That's just what he did & followed the cueball into the pocket. When we went to Vegas, we had that on our shirts. The APA took offence to that & said we could NOT wear them, during competition...JER

Q77
10-21-2010, 02:30 PM
Strokin' it in

Runnintable
10-21-2010, 02:32 PM
Pocket Rockets
BarBox Divas
Slippery Strokers
Runnin' Racks!

softshot
10-21-2010, 02:34 PM
Pickled Venison

aka the Dill Does

SUPERSTAR
10-21-2010, 02:34 PM
I guess there is no sense in holding back.

Why not just get it over with and get to the point.

SEX MANIACS
BEDROOM FREAKS

And the Bedroom Freaks are making a comeback...
The Sex Maniacs are getting pounded right now...

Although, there is a great name i saw on one of the So Cal Ladies tour streams a while ago that seems well suited. SexNinja, So in that case, SEX NINJAS

Better to be bold and have no doubt about it, then to have people scratching their heads and wondering what you mean.

justadub
10-21-2010, 02:35 PM
Pickled Venison

aka the Dill Does

I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there! :grin:

akaTrigger
10-21-2010, 02:39 PM
I guess there is no sense in holding back.

Why not just get it over with and get to the point.

SEX MANIACS
BEDROOM FREAKS

And the Bedroom Freaks are making a comeback...
The Sex Maniacs are getting pounded right now...

Although, there is a great name i saw on one of the So Cal Ladies tour streams a while ago that seems well suited. SexNinja, So in that case, SEX NINJAS

Better to be bold and have no doubt about it, then to have people scratching their heads and wondering what you mean.

Super, I mean, SUPER, it has to at least be pool related! lmao!

Winston846
10-21-2010, 02:41 PM
"If you beat us you can eat us"?

akaTrigger
10-21-2010, 02:42 PM
"Following Balls"

as in

"Following Balls yields good results."

"Team X loses a hard one to 'Following Balls'."

Which also begs for 'Kicking Balls'

"'Kicking Balls' ruins another teams chances."

"'Team X' taken down by 'Kicking Balls'.

"Second Base"

as in:

"'Second Base' proves too much proves too much for 'team x' to handle"

"'Team x' plays 'team y' for chance at 'Second Base'"

"'Second Base' leaves another unsatisfied."

See.... you get it! Thanks. :)

"T"
10-21-2010, 02:42 PM
LOL!!

As a reminder, though, we are specifically looking for one that reads clever in a sentence. :)

"Put it in the hole won again last night with no complaints from our opponents." (as an example)

Aye Chihuahua, here it goes:

For an all female team, either "spitters" or "swallowers" is pretty close to the gutter.

"The swallowers won again last night with no complaints from their opponents."

"The spitters won again last night with few sportsmanship complaints from their opponents"

This is so wrong......

SUPERSTAR
10-21-2010, 02:43 PM
Super, I mean, SUPER, it has to at least be pool related! lmao!

Forget that pool related crap.
You said sexual.

You want your team to stand out or what!

If you are going to take the plunge, do it right! LOL

akaTrigger
10-21-2010, 02:44 PM
Fun thread..
I've named teams before..
Lets start with
"All Stroke No Poke"
"Batteries not included"
"Loser goes Down"
"Need to be on Top"
Best,
Ken

Batteries not included, LMFAO!!

Papa Red
10-21-2010, 02:45 PM
We like sticks & balls!

akaTrigger
10-21-2010, 02:46 PM
We like sticks & balls!

How do you know, Papa Red? ;)

j/k

Tell Nancy I said hello, please!

akaTrigger
10-21-2010, 02:47 PM
Forget that pool related crap.
You said sexual.

You want your team to stand out or what!

If you are going to take the plunge, do it right! LOL

I spit on your idea! LMAO!

justadub
10-21-2010, 02:48 PM
How do you know, Papa Red? ;)

j/k

Tell Nancy I said hello, please!

'cuz if your shirts said "We don't like sticks and balls" it would break too many hearts! :grin:

midstroke
10-21-2010, 02:49 PM
bangin brauds
back door bangers
back door hustlers
dishwashers
The Dirty Cuts

Papa Red
10-21-2010, 02:54 PM
How do you know, Papa Red? ;)

j/k

Tell Nancy I said hello, please!

I think I've heard you say something to that effect! LOL
Hope your mom is doing better!

akaTrigger
10-21-2010, 02:57 PM
I think I've heard you say something to that effect! LOL
Hope your mom is doing better!

Opps, yea, my mouth gets a little dirty when I drink. :o

She is out of the hospital, but now has a super bad cold that is affecting her breathing real bad. I might have to take her in again. :(

Underclocked
10-21-2010, 03:12 PM
Bangers

8 Balls???

Scratchin Our Itch

No Chokers

Muff Shots

Too Hot to Handle

houmatroy
10-21-2010, 03:18 PM
Stop staring at my rack !

My cueball squirted !

TATE
10-21-2010, 04:13 PM
How about...

The Big Bangers

Go Balls Deep

Balls Deep Club

Banger Once Again

Banger One Time

Chris

Scaramouche
10-21-2010, 04:22 PM
Somebody needs to lower the intellecctual level of this thread.
Fortunately I am here :grin:

The Dominatrices - We give spankings

58 Inch Dildos

tattoo
10-21-2010, 04:23 PM
How about...



Banger Once Again


Chris

that is a good one chris....

bboxgrinder
10-21-2010, 04:31 PM
Tight Racks or RaX.

TATE
10-21-2010, 04:34 PM
"Banger Once Again" that is a good one chris....

Not at my age. I drop the "again" part. :o

Chris

foxcues
10-21-2010, 04:35 PM
High hopes and deep throats
8/9 ball nympho`s
titty hooked
we like clean balls
good to the last 8/9 ball drop
we play you long time
horny honeys
On the snatch

mr ed5484r
10-21-2010, 04:38 PM
"No headaches tonight"

Majic
10-21-2010, 04:52 PM
"Size Matters"

softshot
10-21-2010, 05:08 PM
banger or her, or her, or her, or her

Majic
10-21-2010, 05:10 PM
Rack m Gently

Majic
10-21-2010, 05:11 PM
slow and steady wins the race

Majic
10-21-2010, 05:15 PM
hard tips and tight rack

Majic
10-21-2010, 05:17 PM
secret racks

softshot
10-21-2010, 05:30 PM
you banger, you brought her

HighEndCues
10-21-2010, 05:38 PM
Hey,
Here's a couple more:

"Your turn to taste it"

"We come from behind"

Best,
Ken

Underclocked
10-21-2010, 06:02 PM
Fast & Loose

Creamy Strokes

Rack Attack

Great Kisses

Swallows

Boner Spinners

Ate Balls

Sink the 8

Sure Like the Balls

Pro Miscue Us

Lorena's Thin Cuts

Slate Sluts

Camel Toe Cues

12squared
10-21-2010, 06:08 PM
Crotching Tigers

sunnyone
10-21-2010, 06:18 PM
how sick are you people?

while many suggested names here were too naughty for my sensitive soul, and other names i didn't understand because i've led such a sheltered life, i have to admit there are some creative folks here!

with advance apologies for terminal lameness ...

tournament tarts
stick teasers
street legal
sorority shafters
sorority strokers
shaft sisters
stroke sisters
gurlz (grrrl's) nite out
breaking babes
cushion chicks
chalk chicks
carom chicks
cue chicks
carom cuties
cleavage advantage
butt distractions
felt foxes
korner kittens (kitties)
virgin victors
cracks and racks (i didn't say that, it was my evil twin!)
pocket pool pros
maiden movers
billiard birds
rack and roll over
blondes have more run
stroke angels

sunny

mm4pool
10-21-2010, 06:41 PM
Bodacious Ball Bustin Babes

How's My Rack?

Mike

Lonestar_jim
10-21-2010, 06:44 PM
Trig,
Must it be "billiard sexual" or could it be "competitive sexual" ?

JT

Blue Hog ridr
10-21-2010, 06:47 PM
Split Tails N Rails.
Laved Shadies.
Shady Ladies.
Ride N Five.
Five Sailboats.
Water Sports.
Shakin and Breakin.
Shake N Break.
The Whackers.
Masus Dragon.
SticksNThongs.
Stick It Tous or Stick It Toose When registering, pronounce it Toose and tell them its a French word. If that one slips by, the announcer might say, "Stick It Toose on table 5".

Frenchie Five.
The French Sisters.
Stick It Inus.
Five Piddle Ligs.
The Lube Jobs. If they question you, tell them that Penzoil is one of your sponsors.
Plugs and Jugs
Tootsie Rolls
Titsy Rolls.

Just thinking of names that might accidentally slip by.

12squared
10-21-2010, 07:09 PM
How did I get sucked into this thread? Anyway...

Pre-flag Booties (the good stuff)
or Pre-flag Masters

Ok, I got it off my chest.

Dave

billiardshot
10-21-2010, 07:27 PM
AkaTrigger. The name should be

TATA (Titties And Texas Asses)

But here some slang meaning: Oh and they in a sentence.

1. tata(s)
Breasts of utmost quality and/or girth and perkiness.

Tsi:You see that girl over there..

Mizz: Yeah she has ridiculous tatas!

2. tata(s)
Crack, cocaine
You need to quit smokin tata(s), man.

3. A silly person: since ca. 1920. An adult of the kind that would use such baby-talk as ‘go (for) a ta-ta’ or walk.

4.Does the word tata mean goodbye?
A: Almost it means goodbye for now.
Or
1. NATION'S TATA
The nation's tata is simply a slang term for a breast that, although it may be a bit on the small, or perhaps overly large side, is still leaning towards average. You might say that a breast that is the nation's tata is still easily squeezable, played with, etc.

Although my chest isn't that big, I'm still nation's tata.

Although I surprisingly wish I was a bit smaller in the chest area, I'm still nation's tata, so it's not that much of a problem.

dr9ball
10-21-2010, 07:28 PM
[QUOTE=akaTrigger;2668193
Yep, I said sexual. lol.

snipped.
Hope you can give us a hand. ;)[/QUOTE]

hmm

Queens of the Money Shot.

Tongue Twisters

Six Tight Pockets

Trim the Felt

We Do It On Felt

Queens of the Slip-Stroke

Since you play fast you could be "Lickity Split"

If only you had one guy you could be "The 4 hour women and the Minute Man"

Ok thats a few not sure any are good but you did ask.

classiccues
10-21-2010, 07:41 PM
Wooden floors

A ball in hand is worth 4 in the bush

Bushy pockets

The Purple nurples

No limp sticks please...

The velvet handcuffs

Mosconi's Angels

Tickle my ivories...

JV

sk8ordie
10-21-2010, 08:46 PM
Cloth Munchers! :o

bob c
10-21-2010, 09:38 PM
Fakin' It
Multiple Organisms
Wet Spots
Doggin n' Style
We Haven't Done This Before
Respect Us in the Morning
First Buy Us Dinner

12310bch
10-21-2010, 10:46 PM
Shaft and Butt

J.S.
10-21-2010, 11:17 PM
First of all, fun thread and plenty of names that made me lol. Here's my 0.02€:

Crushing Balls or Breaking Balls

As in "Team X just suffered a defeat by Crushing / Breaking Balls" or "Team Y next faces Crushing / Breaking Balls" or "Crushing / Breaking Balls feared by every other team in the league".

J.S.

akaTrigger
10-22-2010, 05:59 AM
AkaTrigger. The name should be

TATA (Titties And Texas Asses)

But here some slang meaning: Oh and they in a sentence.

1. tata(s)
Breasts of utmost quality and/or girth and perkiness.

Tsi:You see that girl over there..

Mizz: Yeah she has ridiculous tatas!

2. tata(s)
Crack, cocaine
You need to quit smokin tata(s), man.

3. A silly person: since ca. 1920. An adult of the kind that would use such baby-talk as ‘go (for) a ta-ta’ or walk.

4.Does the word tata mean goodbye?
A: Almost it means goodbye for now.
Or
1. NATION'S TATA
The nation's tata is simply a slang term for a breast that, although it may be a bit on the small, or perhaps overly large side, is still leaning towards average. You might say that a breast that is the nation's tata is still easily squeezable, played with, etc.

Although my chest isn't that big, I'm still nation's tata.

Although I surprisingly wish I was a bit smaller in the chest area, I'm still nation's tata, so it's not that much of a problem.

LOL.

Just fyi - the BCAPL wont let us use acronyms; we have to spell it out. Last year we were WTH and they wouldn't let us use "hell" so we were "What the Heck."

Keep 'em coming!

DWoods6354
10-22-2010, 06:10 AM
How about:

Always Smiling Somewhere

:frown::smile:

Good luck -

Dan

UrackmIcrackm
10-22-2010, 06:16 AM
Titty hooked

billiardshot
10-22-2010, 06:19 AM
Wow All Texas TATAS'
And they come in different sizes!!!

Here a question: If the winner get to choose the color of the cause ribbon you will put on your shirts. (lavendar - general cancer, yellow - support our troops, pink - breast cancer, etc).

How can AZers Donate their support to the cause or Team??

Oh! Maybe They will be your sponsor http://www.tatamotors.com/buy_tata/index.php

12310bch
10-22-2010, 06:38 AM
The Shaft Straighteners



The Shaft
Straighteners

jayrox
10-22-2010, 06:51 AM
I tried reading all the posts, but man did this thread build quickly...

here are some of mine:

We Come First
Give Us 2-Balls and We Come First
Give Us 2-Balls and We Always Win
Ride'n Rails & Break'n Balls
Bust'n Racks & Break'n Balls
Take'n the 9 Deep
Chicks That Kick-In Balls (or just "Kicking Balls")
Beating Sticks

I could think of more...but I may have already duplicated some

skiergirl55
10-22-2010, 07:12 AM
The Banger Sisters....(not a bad movie, either).

MitchDAZB
10-22-2010, 07:14 AM
I'll take a swing at it:

- Rack'em, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

- Wham, Bam, Bank It Ma'am!

- Texas Kitten and the Good Rolls

- Pamela Screw and the Grinders

- Brenda Lock and the Knockers

- Mata Hari and the Carom Harem

BANGBALL
10-22-2010, 07:26 AM
Not sure if the tournament will allow it but what about

FELTER SNATCH

CuesRus1973
10-22-2010, 07:36 AM
The Ball Polishers

cue fix
10-22-2010, 07:40 AM
HARRY'S PIES: Try a Slice

The Hamster
10-22-2010, 08:01 AM
There's a team of young Pinoys hereabouts called "Cougar Bait".

How about 'Carom Cougars'?

Or are you too young to qualify?

12310bch
10-22-2010, 08:08 AM
eager beavers

Big Perm
10-22-2010, 08:22 AM
Didn't read all entries so apologies for any dups....

Tight Pockets
Backdoor Beauties
Stroke Me Hard
We Live for Stiff Shafts
Shaft Riders
We Play with Balls
Gimme the Shaft
Any Pocket You Like
Balls In Hand
Your Shaft is Too Short to Play

jjr183
10-22-2010, 08:27 AM
I've never been on a team where we get more creative than 'Bar name' I, II, or III, but here is what I came up with.

"The Five Pack"
as in: "We just put a five pack on you!:eek:" when everyone on your team runs out that round. I am assuming that nationals is still a five man format.

"The Ball Scratchers"
as in: "That team of guys are just a bunch of ball scratchers."

"The Felt Furies"
as in "They felt furious about getting their <expletive deleted> handed to them by a ladies team."

"The Miscue Cuties"
as in: "I miscued because I was looking at the cuties on the other team."

"The Ballpanions"
This is just another play on the word companion much like manpanion.
as in: "My team just destroyed you and your ballpanions!"

"Are They Ferrule"
as in: "Are they for real?"


On a side note: Someday I hope that I can get a team together and call them 'The Table Whisperers'. This is the kind of name that makes people think 'what an incredibly odd yet sophisticated and/or stupid name'. I like it because to me a table whisperer is someone who is able to take a rack that starts in total chaos, with lots of problems on both sides, and settle it down and turn it into a runout. Much like the Horse Whisperer was able to settle the traumatized horse to the point where they could ride it again.

Even if you don't use any of these I hope you enjoyed my ideas.

MikeM
10-22-2010, 08:37 AM
Can't believe no one has taken te KISS angle like that "other" women's team.

SO:

Kiss of Life (imagine the epic battle between KOD and KOL!)
Kissing Balls (or Kissin' - your choice)
We Kiss Balls (We Kiss Balls Softly, We Kiss Balls Hard - the Ball Kissing choices are many)
Sweet Kisses (or Kissers)
Sister Kissers
Kissing Sisters
Kicking Balls
Kicking and Kissing
Kiss This
Kiss These
Kiss Off the Nipples

and many more but I have to get back to work.

akaTrigger
10-22-2010, 08:39 AM
dr9ball[/B];2669010]hmm

[quote=akaTrigger;2668193
Yep, I said sexual. lol.

snipped.
Hope you can give us a hand.

Hahaha! I was wondering who would notice that!

akaTrigger
10-22-2010, 08:41 AM
There's a team of young Pinoys hereabouts called "Cougar Bait".

How about 'Carom Cougars'?

Or are you too young to qualify?

LOL! Not by age, but my other credentials don't match up: I'm not rich and don't have kids. Plus, one teammate is in her 20s, so don't think she wants that label (yet) as a team name. LMAO!

Your suggestion is super funny, though!

LeagueShirts
10-22-2010, 09:24 AM
Get Felt
Got Felt
Felt On The Table

Bill812
10-22-2010, 10:08 AM
4 Jerks & a Squirt. That is assuming you have 5 players, change the number to suit all of your team members.
Good luck...

TimKrazyMon
10-22-2010, 10:13 AM
"Luck is all you need"



also maybe "We felt lucky"

pwd72s
10-22-2010, 10:27 AM
Sambo unintentially posted the perfect name with the title of this thread:
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=206466

Koop
10-22-2010, 10:29 AM
From one of my favorite movies

Sexual Chocolate
or Sexual Vanilla, whichever applies :grin:

ctyhntr
10-22-2010, 10:34 AM
How about
Nice Rack
Kiss my Rack
Rack Kissers
Happiness is a warm cue
DeMill Furrs (looks fine on paper until you say it out loud, sounds like The MiLFers)

Kiss my Rack, or Happiness is a warm cue.?

pooljunkie4ever
10-22-2010, 10:37 AM
On the Snatch

DanO
10-22-2010, 10:38 AM
Tight Squeeze....

UrackmIcrackm
10-22-2010, 10:40 AM
The sweet spots

The wet spots

Scaramouche
10-22-2010, 10:41 AM
The Lucky Strikes
Round and firm and fully packed

Just to add a bit of cigarette advertising slogan history:grin:

houmatroy
10-22-2010, 10:48 AM
Titty Hooked

softshot
10-22-2010, 10:56 AM
All Felt Up

Tommy-D
10-22-2010, 11:08 AM
> All Butts,No Shafts? Tommy D.

UrackmIcrackm
10-22-2010, 11:15 AM
> All Butts,No Shafts? Tommy D.

or "Butts, Shafts, Tips & Titty hooks"

Tools of the trade :grin:

akaTrigger
10-22-2010, 12:10 PM
or "Butts, Shafts, Tips & Titty hooks"

Tools of the trade :grin:

Tools of the Trade! :rotflmao1:

:)

mm4pool
10-22-2010, 12:10 PM
Sofa King Good

Sofa King Beautiful

Mike

Underclocked
10-22-2010, 12:31 PM
Changing one of mine to simply "Miscue Us".

as in: "The girls are full of enthusiasm and all are very pro Miscue Us."

doctorb98
10-22-2010, 12:49 PM
Tice Nits.......................

billiardshot
10-22-2010, 01:09 PM
Lint Trap Cleaners
we can clean either way


Lick These Texas TATAS'


157347

Car is TataMotor Nana model
Please noticed car license plate camaj [C onnie, Me (a katrigger), M onica (mandersotx), A shley (Hell on Heelz), and J ennifer (JennyPav).]



1. Camaj gangster
A real O.G. who knows how to play the game, can not be f---ed with
F---ing with a Camaj is like arranging an early funeral for yourself
og gangster mobster mafia albanian

2. camaj
This is a guy that is stupid, a camaj is a person who sucks at programming. and people like myself are better than a camaj. a camaj is also a wannabe ganster who thinks they are all that and a bag of chips.

p.s. A camaj's robocode bot sucks too i can beat them so easliy.
look at that camaj over with his gangster hat and nice ass.
oh...i just wanna stick my...oh...yeah...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Camaj

The Hamster
10-22-2010, 01:15 PM
How about the Ho Hummers...

You could tell the APA folks you're only so-so players...

ridinda9
10-22-2010, 01:17 PM
i like Chicks With D!cks



never knew that about you , Robley . . . . .

Majic
10-22-2010, 01:49 PM
Nice stick !!!!

Majic
10-22-2010, 01:52 PM
Locomotion !!!!

Majic
10-22-2010, 01:58 PM
Natural Shape !!!!!!

tom mcgonagle
10-22-2010, 03:20 PM
The Dixie Sticks

The Naughty Pleasure Seekers

The Toys Without Boys

Good Vibrations

The Thongs

UrackmIcrackm
10-22-2010, 03:29 PM
The Dixie Sticks

The Naughty Pleasure Seekers

The Toys Without Boys

Good Vibrations

The Thongs

The Thong Throng Girls

alphadog
10-22-2010, 03:46 PM
Would "Glory Holes" be inappropriate enough?
Perhaps "8 ballin ho's"?
Or,"Big Stick Handlers"?
Last,and probably least,"Shooting Beeachz"?

SUPERSTAR
10-22-2010, 03:56 PM
The Naughty Ball Molesters.

I think that is the closest that i can possibly get to a pool related name.

Runnintable
10-22-2010, 04:04 PM
Bumping Uglies

Billi Ardball
10-22-2010, 04:05 PM
Ladies, for this one I would like the ribbon color to be for Alzhiemers. Whatever that is. I can't remember.

The Racks and Cracks

or

The Racks, Cracks and Yaks

or

Big Racks, Little Cracks

or my personal favorite

The Rack and Crack Yak Attack

strokerace
10-22-2010, 04:34 PM
Four Money Honeys


if not the winner ..sure should be..i think..SA

duckie
10-22-2010, 05:49 PM
I haven't read the whole thread, but if this name has already been suggested, it gets my vote.

Tight Racks.

Majic
10-22-2010, 05:59 PM
You want WHAT??

RShellhouse
10-22-2010, 06:09 PM
All busts and no balls.....



We played all busts and no balls last night and they creamed us...

We are looking forward to playing with all busts and no balls later tonight...

bnall
10-22-2010, 06:29 PM
Nice Racks or Tight Racks

DoubleA
10-22-2010, 06:52 PM
Felt Fantasy

shamadam
10-22-2010, 08:11 PM
How bout...

5 ball busters, or
Rags to Witches, or
On the Snatch, Winnie! or
Hawaii 5 hoe....

Sorry, no offense to anyone.:o

bobroberts
10-22-2010, 08:36 PM
Kama Sutra's. :thumbup2:

12squared
10-22-2010, 09:20 PM
"Make 'em Sweat"

irock
10-22-2010, 09:27 PM
Eight Ball Ecstasy
Ball In Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
Nice Spread
Grip It and Rip It
Four Girls and Pool, Gotta Luv It
Four Girls Hot For Pool
Four Chicks Looking For The Nuts
Busting Balls And Running Out
Sugar And Spice And Cold as Ice
Sharking Is Wrong, Check Out My Thong
We Don't Poke And We Don't Choke

softshot
10-22-2010, 09:44 PM
All Felt Up

imagine a location based opponent...

who's on table 6?

we got all felt up against Joe's bar.:eek:

irock
10-22-2010, 09:46 PM
Busts N Balls N Runin Racks

Hunter
10-23-2010, 12:59 AM
* Fourplay (or 4Play)

* Scoregasm

* The Beaver Shooters

tom mcgonagle
10-23-2010, 06:12 AM
The Ladies of the Night

The Pool Hall Madams

Klink
10-23-2010, 07:00 AM
The Midnight Strokers

Smooth Strokes

Stroke it Hard

Aim for the Hole

Wrong Hole

Sorry if any of these have already been suggested.

Majic
10-23-2010, 07:18 AM
We Can Perform Magic !!:eek:

TheVirus
10-23-2010, 07:24 AM
There have been so many funny names here I've no idea what to say lol...

"Boom Stroke Shot"
"Boom Stun Shot"
"Balls over heels"
"Bumper Thumpers"
"Holy strokers"
"Ball busters" <-- this is so cliche someone probably said it already lol

For the hell of it... the "Alpha Kenny Ones"

rayjay
10-23-2010, 08:19 AM
Motion in the Ocean
We Don't Suck
Ballin' Pa

billiardshot
10-23-2010, 09:12 AM
Okay one final attempt:

Curve Roll And Slide 157397

3RAILKICK
10-23-2010, 09:48 AM
Rack Pack

Tight Racks

Nice Racks

Racked & Ready

She Racked


....Previously suggested????



Good luck, and have fun! (like that wasn't going to happen), Trigger.

Falcon Eddie
10-23-2010, 10:27 AM
Don't know if anyone here posted this one but thought it was good.. Femme Fatale Four.

nancewayne
10-23-2010, 11:21 AM
Ball Bust n Broads

manwon
10-23-2010, 11:27 AM
Sorry if I offend anyone with this thread...

But my all-female team for Vegas is looking for a good team name. One that is fun, related to pool, sexual, and that the BCAPL will use.

Yep, I said sexual. lol.

We are looking for a team name that when written in my blog or FB or on AZB, it makes you wonder if we are talking about pool or not! lmao.

A friend of mine has a team name called "Just the tip." It's hysterical when she uses it in a sentence! :grin:

We want the same sorta- thing. But we haven't found the perfect name yet. :( So, we decided to go to the experts for help - AZB Forums!

Here is a sampling of what we have considered (most of these have come up during league nights, ironically, lmao!):

come with a stroke
come with a shot
smooth stroke
nice and easy
getting lucky
we got the balls

For example, "Nice and easy going to league tonight."

Team members are: Connie, Me (akatrigger), Monica (mandersotx), Ashley (Hell on Heelz), and Jennifer (JennyPav).

For the team name we choose, as a prize for our thanks, we would like the winner to choose the color of the cause ribbon we will put on our shirts. (lavendar - general cancer, yellow - support our troops, pink - breast cancer, etc).

Hope you can give us a hand. ;)



Ball Busters
Hot Pockets
Hot to trot
Nut Crackers

Good Luck

justadub
10-23-2010, 11:35 AM
Ball Bust n Broads

ding ding ding, I think we have a winnah! :grin:

TATE
10-24-2010, 11:07 PM
* * The Beaver Shooters

LOLLERSKATES1:o:o

Could be worse, could be "Trigger's Finger"

GoTulane
10-24-2010, 11:23 PM
I don't know if anybody already said this but here it goes (I am too lazy to read all of the current pages)

CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!

SoniDJ
10-24-2010, 11:31 PM
Screw Balls
The hole patrol

RED LITE
10-25-2010, 01:11 AM
THE "B" TEAM

"B" could stand for beauty...... or maybe not.

RL

Lance Link
10-25-2010, 04:26 AM
"Balls in our Pockets"

akaTrigger
10-25-2010, 06:27 AM
We Can Perform Magic !!:eek:

OMG, Majic! lmao!

Hey what about simply, "we perform magic" ? j/k!!!

akaTrigger
10-25-2010, 06:32 AM
Felt Fantasy

At first I read this as 'Felt Fancy,' lol!

sunnyone
10-25-2010, 09:03 AM
don't you guys have anything better to do than sit around and think up lewd names?

here's some more!

babes in boyland
bootie call
trophy tarts
money honeys
hustlin' hussies




sunny

irock
10-25-2010, 09:59 AM
Scratch and Sniff

Playing With Dirty Balls

Nothing Like Felt On The Table

Lickity Split We Win

irock
10-25-2010, 10:02 AM
Trigger, is this an 8 or 9 ball league?

akaTrigger
10-25-2010, 10:57 AM
Trigger, is this an 8 or 9 ball league?

8 Ball League.

aldavis33
10-25-2010, 11:30 AM
"Sinkin 8 all night"
"Sinkin 8 at a time"


Example: These ladies were "Sinkin 8 all night".
These ladies were sure "Sinkin 8 at a time".

TX BAD BOY
10-25-2010, 11:47 AM
HOW BOUT "PROPER ENGLISH":grin:?

TimKrazyMon
10-25-2010, 11:57 AM
"No Balls, No Shaft, No Service"

mm4pool
10-25-2010, 12:03 PM
since it is 8 ball -

Hard 8's
Ridin the 8
doggin the 8
8 the hard way
8 all the way down

Mike

billiardshot
10-25-2010, 12:22 PM
If you don't pick soon another team might use the Names, then you might have to start over.LOL

12squared
10-25-2010, 12:33 PM
Good Action :)

zencues.com
10-25-2010, 12:44 PM
cute butts (as in cue butts)
easy game (as in plays the game easily)
easy girls (as in, well... just easy)
six holes (as in six pockets on a pool table (5 plus a sub = 6))
feeling cocky (as in attitude)
oral players (as in talks a lot)
8 or 9 in (as in a made 8 or 9 ball)

Hierovision
10-25-2010, 01:04 PM
Slip Strokers

Majic
10-25-2010, 03:11 PM
OMG, Majic! lmao!

Hey what about simply, "we perform magic" ? j/k!!!

Have a t-shirt made and I will be your groupie from afar...:wink:

schoonerboy
10-25-2010, 03:39 PM
8 balls at once.

pt109
10-25-2010, 03:48 PM
How about 'Shootin' from the kitchen' (heavily infuenced by M.Chauvin)
Hangers 'n' Hookers....nah...too risque

My favorite....Playing a Broad....
...would cause some interesting repartee...
..are you playing here tonight?
..no,we're playing abroad
...where,exactly?
..right here
...wtf????

Underclocked
10-25-2010, 03:51 PM
For the love of all that is holy... PICK ONE! :grin:

hdgis1
10-25-2010, 06:54 PM
OK! I finally got one! How about.......BALLS DEEP!!!!!

I'll take the pink ribbon!

Chris

hdgis1
10-25-2010, 07:00 PM
Bill you are a twisted man!!!

Chris

4 Jerks & a Squirt. That is assuming you have 5 players, change the number to suit all of your team members.
Good luck...

smoooothstroke
10-25-2010, 07:10 PM
Pick a hole

canwin
10-25-2010, 07:15 PM
The Pool Pussies!

billiardshot
10-25-2010, 07:47 PM
CARETAKER SWEETIES
You name the game we sweeten the pot



TOO HOT TO HANDLE

smoooothstroke
10-25-2010, 08:17 PM
not going down

is it in?

Gimme the 8

We need the 8

Please don't miss

Back for more

Did you shoot?

Daisy Chain

nice stroke

rementis
10-25-2010, 10:08 PM
Breasts Playing Pool

Shooting Vaginas

Hierovision
10-26-2010, 05:12 AM
Wow rementis. You obviously tried really hard hahaha.

Poolplaya9
10-26-2010, 05:46 AM
We don't have the nuts.

Missing balls.

Not cocky and missing balls.

Came from behind.
Coming from behind.
Took it from behind.
Taking it from behind.

Too slick for your stick.

Stroking good wood.

Stroking hardwood.

No checking our racks.

That shaft have a lot of squirt?

Shaft n butt.

Stroke it hard.

akaTrigger
10-26-2010, 07:49 AM
If you don't pick soon another team might use the Names, then you might have to start over.LOL

LOL, it's okay. :) This thread has enough great suggestions to go around.

I will have the "not-yet-named" team members check out this thread for the latest suggestions.

Thank you everyone!!

TimKrazyMon
10-26-2010, 07:55 AM
I'll throw one last idea in the mix: "Polished Shafts"

2l82bgr8
10-26-2010, 09:08 AM
How about Bad Girls across the chest, and Jump This on the back of shirt across the butt. I would sponsor the shirts.

allenjktx
10-26-2010, 09:52 AM
OOOPPSS ! Wrong Hole

" Club 77 " ( You get 8 more )

9 on the snap
10-26-2010, 09:57 AM
How about Ball Breakers.

2l82bgr8
10-26-2010, 10:03 AM
Tap this
No poke strokes
Take a lickin keep on kickin
Roll it in
Trick shot
Waxed
Off the t*t
Like a hard rail
Foursome
Leave it on the bed
Bankshot babes
Who's hooked
Hookers
Masse mommas
Drawshot Divas
Kiss this
Do you know the spot
You only get one shot
You haven't a shot
Blue chalk only
No flash photography
Tex-ass
Nice racks
Perfect rack
Four-fit
Tight rack
All bust no balls
That's all I got good luck on your search

DanO
10-26-2010, 11:14 AM
How about "HOT TRIGGER" with a smoking gun. :wink:

Majic
10-26-2010, 02:44 PM
Girsl Gone BADDD!!! spank me :grin-square:

rementis
10-26-2010, 03:08 PM
Wow rementis. You obviously tried really hard hahaha.

LOL, there were already a lot of good ones so I thought I'd go more ridiculous.

How about Pocket Uterus?

chalk is cheap
10-26-2010, 03:15 PM
how about the " ballknots" makes the point but tastefull also for the almighty bca

Majic
10-26-2010, 03:19 PM
Cash Only !!!!!

JustinHayes
10-27-2010, 11:14 AM
"Boxes with Tight Pockets"
or
"Bar Boxes with tight pockets"


as in.... "The Boxes with Tight Pockets proved to be too tough for [insert losing team name her] in the final match"

or

.... "[insert losing team name here] could not overcome the Bar Boxes with Tight Pockets in the final match"

.... "Everyone was rooting for Boxes with Tight Pockets"

TimKrazyMon
10-27-2010, 11:20 AM
Cash Only !!!!!

Better yet: "No Coins Please"

billiardshot
10-27-2010, 11:53 AM
What the one sexual turnoff from Women???

A Headache Tonight

Runnintable
10-27-2010, 12:03 PM
Magical Maidens

Cushion Pushin' Sisters

Bumpn' Beauties (Bumpn' Uglies ...not to flattering unless coed team)

We Play off the LONG rail! (no short rail, please!)
or
Play the LONG rail.
We like to play with the LONG rail.

Trigger-nometry

Ball Honeys
Phenolic Pheminists

Mike in MN
10-27-2010, 12:46 PM
I didn't read through all the posts, but my entry is:

Just The Tip

TimKrazyMon
10-27-2010, 12:53 PM
I didn't read through all the posts, but my entry is:

Just The Tip

Mike, read the OP, please.

Bigjohn
10-27-2010, 01:16 PM
I didn't read thru all to see if this was here but I like "Rub one out"...:grin:

billiardshot
10-27-2010, 01:38 PM
I heard the winner also get to become their Paid sponsor and get to cover all expense for the the 5 ladies!!!!!!!! And I heard aka trigger charging each poster ten dollar for each post they make. LOL :thud::killingme::poke::duck:

AZers' Spouses

KoolKat9Lives
10-27-2010, 02:01 PM
Just Try & Lick Us

Dare to Lick Us

The Rack Cracks

The Rack Crackin' Crackers

The Renfro
10-27-2010, 02:58 PM
Too funny....

I like "No Holes Barred", "One Hole Stinks", "Pickled Venison" and "Cunning Stunts"

My entries would be:

"Shaft Slickers"
"Pocket Splitters"
"Off the Tit!!!"
"Sporting Wood"
"Got Milk!" (note the ! instead of the usual ?)
"Squirt Lessons"
"Snatchncash, Snatchntrophies, Snatchncontrol or Snatchnvictory"
"Stick Whipped"


Non-sexual but humorous
"Shapeaholics"
"All Ball Fowls"
"Out of The Kitchen"
"Kawaii 5-0" Kawaii means cute in Japanese and 5-0 lends itself to your preferred match score....

We played "Off the Tit" and lost!! Nelsons Bar I couldn't get "Off the Tit" and moved over to the losers bracket.

Mike in MN
10-27-2010, 04:02 PM
Mike, read the OP, please.

My bad. I do a lot of skimming over everyone's stuff.

Non Smoker
10-27-2010, 05:10 PM
My suggestions are: The innuendos or Leather & Lace.


I like the innuendos because the game itself is just that. I want to grow up to be a pool instructor for women. I get to tell them to bend over my balls
and then tell them they have a nice rack. I get to stand behind them and tell them to bend over and reach back and with a firm grip, grab the butt, then place your finger around the shaft and stroke gently. And the best part is when the lesson is over she pays me!

Just a moment I had, I'm better now.

Cajunette
10-27-2010, 05:50 PM
I'm not sure it goes well in your blog but, here are a few I like.....

Dames Game
Masse Babes
Sweet Sneakies
Lady Cueists
Cue Cuties
and my favorite "Billiardettes"

Good Luck and let us know which one you pick.
Jan

akaTrigger
10-27-2010, 06:41 PM
My bad. I do a lot of skimming over everyone's stuff.

Hi Mike! Previously known as....

:)

Hunter
10-27-2010, 07:40 PM
The Cue Tease...

***The Four Cues***

cajunfats
10-27-2010, 09:44 PM
The Booty Pops
Hips n Cups
ShagnHags

All purely in fun.:grin-square:

alexndayton
10-27-2010, 11:00 PM
multiple scorgasms

bearsafety
10-28-2010, 12:36 AM
"Ten titties on one table"