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9 Ball Girl
07-05-2006, 06:59 AM
Wishing you the happiest of happiests today to one ultra cool dude!

A Poem For Those Over 30 (just like me!)
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Rich R.
07-05-2006, 07:13 AM
Happy Birthday Steve.

Your gift is in the mail. :eek: :D :D

Blackjack
07-05-2006, 08:19 AM
Happy Birthday, Steve. I hope you have a great day.

highrun55
07-05-2006, 08:57 AM
Have a great b-day Steve my friend

the houseman

allie
07-05-2006, 09:24 AM
Happy birthday to my buddy and my hero! :) Have a great one!

sniper
07-05-2006, 09:27 AM
Have a good one Steve!

Voodoo Daddy
07-05-2006, 10:04 AM
Wishing you many century's bro...:cool:

Shelly Li
07-05-2006, 10:10 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Steve!!

Guess I'm baking you more brownies for tomorrow!! (Are you coming?)... :D

Scott Lee
07-05-2006, 11:23 AM
Happy Birthday Steve...Go run a hundred!...balls that is!:D

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com

bruin70
07-05-2006, 11:32 AM
hey steve.
another year. are they looking shorter to you? :):)

Timberly
07-05-2006, 04:29 PM
Happy B-day Steve! I hope you have as nice of a day as I did on mine. ;) One of these days we'll finally get a chance to meet... LOL, we've been in the same places a few times and never met... next time for sure. ;)

briandlau
07-05-2006, 04:41 PM
Steve? Birfday? I'm buying first round for you tomorrow, buddy.

Kerry Impson
07-05-2006, 04:54 PM
Happy Birthday, Steve!!! :)

sjm
07-05-2006, 05:09 PM
Happy birthday to one of the NYC pool community's greatest assets. Hope it's a great day for you, Steve.

Railbird
07-05-2006, 05:45 PM
Hey Steve,

Have the Happiest of Birthdays!

Jim

Railbird
07-05-2006, 05:47 PM
Wishing you the happiest of happiests today to one ultra cool dude!

A Poem For Those Over 30 (just like me!)
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Hey 9 Ball Girl,

Now I really feel old, great poem though!

Jim

rackmsuckr
07-05-2006, 07:13 PM
Have a wonderful time on your birthday. Wishing you all the best for a super year. :)

Steve Lipsky
07-05-2006, 07:59 PM
Wow, thanks everyone! We actually celebrated on the fourth, because of the day off. Dinner, a movie, a walk around the nabe, and a thirty minute massage for each of us. :cool: It was really a great day...

My birthday would actually probably be a couple days later, but on July 4th, 1973, some kids threw an M-80 that popped right by my kitchen window and my very-pregnant mom. Threw her into labor, and I was born at 1:30 in the morning on July 5th :).

Timberly, I see I just missed yours... sorry about that! Happy birthday to you too, and I definitely hope to meet soon.

Thanks again everyone!

- Steve