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8ballr
08-15-2017, 09:34 AM
I would wear a T-shirt like this...and I would cover the logo of every piece of equipment I was using with electrical tape.

ChicagoRJ
08-15-2017, 09:36 AM
If you were on the pro Tour, I'd KILL myself.

Joe_Jaguar
08-15-2017, 09:41 AM
I would wear a T-shirt like this...and I would cover the logo of every piece of equipment I was using with electrical tape.

How many other screen names have you had, Tool? :boring2:

mchnhed
08-15-2017, 09:44 AM
I would wear a T-shirt like this...and I would cover the logo of every piece of equipment I was using with electrical tape.
Your such a Rebel!

Really though......
Your Shirt Would Say That Because No One Would Sponsor You!

8ballr
08-15-2017, 09:47 AM
Can this not just be a productive discussion on the state of sponsorship that exists in pool today?

Texas Carom Club
08-15-2017, 09:49 AM
nothing you , the pool GIMP, has ever done has been productive

mchnhed
08-15-2017, 09:50 AM
Can this not just be a productive discussion on the state of sponsorship that exists in pool today?
8ballr - Please give us your suggestions to create sponsorship.

15 Minutes and no response from you 8ballr.
And..... it's your thread!

FuManchu
08-15-2017, 09:52 AM
People that dog the 6 ball as bad as you and scratch on the 9 will never be on the pro tour

Dave-Kat
08-15-2017, 09:57 AM
That 6 is going to haunt you for the rest of your life along with topping off your folks booze bottles with water.

-Late,

8ballr
08-15-2017, 10:05 AM
People that dog the 6 ball as bad as you and scratch on the 9 will never be on the pro tour

LOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfatlZSLCvU

Here...I don't want to just single out Alex...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0EEw9At1LE&t=253s

Texas Carom Club
08-15-2017, 10:06 AM
{UN SUN}

go away

{RE SHUN}

Black-Balled
08-15-2017, 10:08 AM
People that dog the 6 ball as bad as you and scratch on the 9 will never be on the pro tour

But...but...but...

He read a book about unleashing onr's internal beast.

He is the kind of dude that buys a motorcycle and crashes it in the firs week. Shit, his dumb ass would be lucky to get it home safely on day 1, without a trailer or friend to pilot it.

mchnhed
08-15-2017, 10:13 AM
8ballr - Please give us your suggestions to create sponsorship.

15 Minutes and no response from you 8ballr.
And..... it's your thread!

Can this not just be a productive discussion on the state of sponsorship that exists in pool today?
Now it's been 30 minutes and no response to your own statement!

Please give your suggestions to get sponsorship in Pool!

Man Up

8ballr
08-15-2017, 10:26 AM
Now it's been 30 minutes and no response to your own statement!

Please give your suggestions to get sponsorship in Pool!

Man Up

I told you already...I going to enter the US open and make it to the final table where I will then play with a broomstick whos brand I will secure a sponsorship from.

greyghost
08-15-2017, 10:28 AM
If you were on the pro Tour, I'd KILL myself.



Can we do each other [emoji23]


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mchnhed
08-15-2017, 10:29 AM
Hallelujah!
The Savior of Pool has arrived!

Can this not just be a productive discussion on the state of sponsorship that exists in pool today?

8ballr - Please give us your suggestions to create sponsorship.

15 Minutes and no response from you 8ballr.
And..... it's your thread!




Now it's been 30 minutes and no response to your own statement!

Please give your suggestions to get sponsorship in Pool!

Man Up

I told you already...I going to enter the US open and make it to the final table where I will then play with a broomstick whos brand I will secure a sponsorship from.

greyghost
08-15-2017, 10:29 AM
If I were on the pro tour. I'd insist there be extra diamonds


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8ballr
08-15-2017, 10:33 AM
But...but...but...

He read a book about unleashing onr's internal beast.

He is the kind of dude that buys a motorcycle and crashes it in the firs week. Shit, his dumb ass would be lucky to get it home safely on day 1, without a trailer or friend to pilot it.

Are you saying that I have a friend?

mchnhed
08-15-2017, 10:35 AM
Are you saying that I have a friend?
Yes.
It's me!

Texas Carom Club
08-15-2017, 10:36 AM
are you saying that i have a friend?

yes.
It's me!



hello me
meet the real me

in my misfits way of life

A DARK BLACK PAST IS MY
MOST VALUED POSSESSION

JC
08-15-2017, 10:55 AM
467439

jc

FuManchu
08-15-2017, 10:59 AM
LOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfatlZSLCvU

Here...I don't want to just single out Alex...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0EEw9At1LE&t=253s

Unlike you, those guys didn't pretend to make the ball and keep shooting. You cant afford to play the US Open. I'll lay you 1000 to 1 on any amount of money that if you do go, you will go 2 and out.

Texas Carom Club
08-15-2017, 11:03 AM
Maybe if he HAD used a diamond system that 6 would have fell!!

Makes no sense right
What makes less sense is why Skippy is not being banned yet

FuManchu
08-15-2017, 11:08 AM
Maybe if he HAD used a diamond system that 6 would have fell!!

Makes no sense right
What makes less sense is why Skippy is not being banned yet

I agree! Ive been watching this madness for a while wondering the same thing. Did the mods take a much needed 3 day vacation?

michael4
08-15-2017, 11:10 AM
Can this not just be a productive discussion on the state of sponsorship that exists in pool today?

this is not a thread about the state of pool sponsorship......

its a thread about getting attention.........there are easier ways to get the attention a person needs (and we all want some) than to start unwanted threads on internet forums......

You have some brains, get off the computer and make something new happen in your life.....



<------getting of the computer to make something happen in his life.

garczar
08-15-2017, 11:11 AM
I know this is heresy but i've almost got to give this 8ball some level of props. He knows that regardless of what he posts that he's gonna get HAMMERED yet he keeps coming back for more. He's got a thick skin to match his thick head.

mchnhed
08-15-2017, 11:24 AM
I know this is heresy but i've almost got to give this 8ball some level of props. He knows that regardless of what he posts that he's gonna get HAMMERED yet he keeps coming back for more. He's got a thick skin to match his thick head.
But he has no style.
It's easy to taunt.
But to back it up with a good counterpoint.....
Well...... that takes intelligence.

I've told him to study my Cousins threads if he wants to see a Master at work.

Discussions
http://forums.azbilliards.com/archiv.../t-340400.html
Threads
https://issuu.com/poolkillers81/docs...to_8_ball_pool
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=454714

Dave-Kat
08-15-2017, 11:24 AM
Mod's back from vacation

-Late,

Texas Carom Club
08-15-2017, 11:30 AM
Mod's back from vacation

-Late,

POST number 666 for you!

:thumbup:


good news

alstl
08-15-2017, 11:31 AM
The pro tour? In what sport?

Dave-Kat
08-15-2017, 11:34 AM
Yikes - Thanks for the heads up. Hate the Devil:angry:

-Kat,

garczar
08-15-2017, 11:35 AM
The pro tour? In what sport?NIIICE. That's funny s^*t right there.

Black-Balled
08-15-2017, 11:51 AM
Megadeth rocks.

Dave-Kat
08-15-2017, 11:53 AM
So does my Friend Chuck Billy....so what?

-Kat,

mchnhed
08-15-2017, 11:55 AM
The pro tour? In what sport?
Trolling pays Big Money.
Like 12 Million.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/04/milo-yiannopoulos-just-got-12-million.html

Brags/8ballr are in the amateur leagues.

The Reigning Pro Tour World Champion of Trolling is Pool Killers!

JoseV
08-15-2017, 01:41 PM
I told you already...I going to enter the US open and make it to the final table where I will then play with a broomstick whos brand I will secure a sponsorship from.Oh Brags, you going to the US Open ? I'll see you there then since I'm going every day this year, maybe we can talk a little bit.

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greyghost
08-15-2017, 01:43 PM
The pro tour? In what sport?



Cornholing


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Black-Balled
08-15-2017, 03:52 PM
The pro tour? In what sport?

For Michael, man seed sucking. He hopes to show off his dribbling skills.

strmanglr scott
08-15-2017, 06:17 PM
For Michael, man seed sucking. He hopes to show off his dribbling skills.

Alright now, that's enough imagery.

easy-e
08-16-2017, 02:50 AM
For Michael, man seed sucking. He hopes to show off his dribbling skills.

I bet he can dribble between his legs. :yikes::happydance:

realkingcobra
08-16-2017, 06:49 AM
I would wear a T-shirt like this...and I would cover the logo of every piece of equipment I was using with electrical tape.

What Pro tour are you referring to? There is NO Pro tour, only mixed bag tournaments!

Black-Balled
08-16-2017, 06:52 AM
What Pro tour are you referring to? There is NO Pro tour, only mixed bag tournaments!

He is not talking about pool. He is talking about the tour where he goes around collecting man seed. It is really the only thing he has ever been good at.

greyghost
08-16-2017, 07:08 AM
He is not talking about pool. He is talking about the tour where he goes around collecting man seed. It is really the only thing he has ever been good at.



They took poo donations in Boston. It never got that shitty for me.


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hang-the-9
08-16-2017, 07:14 AM
Dear God, you made many, many weak pool players.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be a weak pool player.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small skill in pool?


If I were on the pro tour,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy play.
If I were a pro tour man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy pro player,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.

pt109
08-16-2017, 09:16 AM
^^^^^^^^^.....:)

467494

Perchik...I'm a very good teacher.

Hodel....I heard that the Rabbi who must praise himself has a congregation of one.

goettlicher
08-16-2017, 09:23 AM
What Pro Tour?

randyg

mchnhed
08-16-2017, 10:05 AM
Trolling!!!

Trolling pays Big Money.
Like 12 Million.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/04/milo-yiannopoulos-just-got-12-million.html

Brags/8ballr are in the amateur leagues.

The Reigning Pro Tour World Champion of Trolling is Pool Killers!

The pro tour? In what sport?

What Pro Tour?
randyg

hang-the-9
08-16-2017, 10:06 AM
^^^^^^^^^.....:)

467494

Perchik...I'm a very good teacher.

Hodel....I heard that the Rabbi who must praise himself has a congregation of one.

You betcha LOL

One of these days once I get enough in my head I'll put my pool songs based on thread titles into their own thread and get some more submissions LOL I have this one and the one for I Want A New Shaft. I think I did one or two others at some point somewhere also.