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8-ball bernie
11-16-2006, 08:06 AM
this is my take on the situation regarding trudeau not paying players in reno.

back when monica lowinsky was giving clinton a hummer,and then it later came out that he might have recieved oral sex from her, clinton's first reaction was to say NO! not true, i did not have sex with that women,false,wrong, it wasn't i. he said this because he was the president of the united states of america,and had a wife, he was embarresed, and didn't want to be thrown out of washington d.c. i could understand this. now, when trudeau knew, he couldn't pay the ipt players at the reno meeting because of the on line gaming issue, he couldn't just tell us then and there, fearing that 200 pool players,some being ex-convicts,would charge him with 20 ounce pool cues with steel joints and render him dead,so instead, he had to keep up appearences,and then he told his staff to lie for him until he could cool the flames, first he told his staff, tell them it was lost in the mail, then he told them, no the tax forms wer'e not filled out correctly, then he told them the ho deal is not complete, then he finallly mentioned for the first time the online gaming situation,now that we are starting to see some money come in and i feel all the money will be paid, can we really blame kevin trudeau for lieing in the first place? 200 pool players with cues, that's a war!
now that he has come forth and said in effect, i indeed had sex with that women monica lowinsky, or in kevin's case, i indeed lied to all the players, it was the online gaming all along, i think we could move foward now. i hope the next letter say's "i apologize to all the ipt players involved i indeed lied at reno saying the checks wer'e lost, i couldn't come out and say, that the online gaming deal went sour, and didn't have the nerve to tell you all, i am sorry , for i have lied,very sincerly kevin trudeau founder of the IPT."

ironman
11-16-2006, 08:22 AM
this is my take on the situation regarding trudeau not paying players in reno.

back when monica lowinsky was giving clinton a hummer,and then it later came out that he might have recieved oral sex from her, clinton's first reaction was to say NO! not true, i did not have sex with that women,false,wrong, it wasn't i. he said this because he was the president of the united states of america,and had a wife, he was embarresed, and didn't want to be thrown out of washington d.c. i could understand this. now, when trudeau knew, he couldn't pay the ipt players at the reno meeting because of the on line gaming issue, he couldn't just tell us then and there, fearing that 200 pool players,some being ex-convicts,would charge him with 20 ounce pool cues with steel joints and render him dead,so instead, he had to keep up appearences,and then he told his staff to lie for him until he could cool the flames, first he told his staff, tell them it was lost in the mail, then he told them, no the tax forms wer'e not filled out correctly, then he told them the ho deal is not complete, then he finallly mentioned for the first time the online gaming situation,now that we are starting to see some money come in and i feel all the money will be paid, can we really blame kevin trudeau for lieing in the first place? 200 pool players with cues, that's a war!
now that he has come forth and said in effect, i indeed had sex with that women monica lowinsky, or in kevin's case, i indeed lied to all the players, it was the online gaming all along, i think we could move foward now. i hope the next letter say's "i apologize to all the ipt players involved i indeed lied at reno saying the checks wer'e lost, i couldn't come out and say, that the online gaming deal went sour, and didn't have the nerve to tell you all, i am sorry , for i have lied,very sincerly kevin trudeau founder of the IPT."


This proves one thing and one thing only.

Mr. Wilson enjoys a little pain!!!!!

TheOne
11-16-2006, 08:35 AM
Bernie you've been back hardly a day and you've started 4 threads!!! :eek:

JAM
11-16-2006, 08:40 AM
this is my take on the situation regarding trudeau not paying players in reno.

back when monica lowinsky was giving clinton a hummer,and then it later came out that he might have recieved oral sex from her, clinton's first reaction was to say NO! not true, i did not have sex with that women,false,wrong, it wasn't i. he said this because he was the president of the united states of america,and had a wife, he was embarresed, and didn't want to be thrown out of washington d.c. i could understand this. now, when trudeau knew, he couldn't pay the ipt players at the reno meeting because of the on line gaming issue, he couldn't just tell us then and there, fearing that 200 pool players,some being ex-convicts,would charge him with 20 ounce pool cues with steel joints and render him dead,so instead, he had to keep up appearences,and then he told his staff to lie for him until he could cool the flames, first he told his staff, tell them it was lost in the mail, then he told them, no the tax forms wer'e not filled out correctly, then he told them the ho deal is not complete, then he finallly mentioned for the first time the online gaming situation,now that we are starting to see some money come in and i feel all the money will be paid, can we really blame kevin trudeau for lieing in the first place? 200 pool players with cues, that's a war!
now that he has come forth and said in effect, i indeed had sex with that women monica lowinsky, or in kevin's case, i indeed lied to all the players, it was the online gaming all along, i think we could move foward now. i hope the next letter say's "i apologize to all the ipt players involved i indeed lied at reno saying the checks wer'e lost, i couldn't come out and say, that the online gaming deal went sour, and didn't have the nerve to tell you all, i am sorry , for i have lied,very sincerly kevin trudeau founder of the IPT."

Bernie, the difference is that President Clinton was under oath before a grand jury.

FWIW, it is "LEWINSKY." I only mention the spelling because it stuck out like a glaring boo-boo to me. It was I who transcribed her testimony before the Senate. ;)

Welcome back, Bernie. One door shuts, and another one opens, my friend. Keep it real and try to do the right thing. :)

JAM

8-ball bernie
11-16-2006, 08:44 AM
welcome back jam, now do tell, you wer'e involved with the legal proceddedings in washington d.c.??!!!!! i find this very interesting!

Snapshot9
11-16-2006, 08:46 AM
Bernie, the difference is that President Clinton was under oath before a grand jury.

FWIW, it is "LEWINSKY." I only mention the spelling because it stuck out like a glaring boo-boo to me. It was I who transcribed her testimony before the Senate. ;)

JAM

Jennie ... Perhaps it was a play in words ... Low-in-sky, and you didn't get the joke .... lol .... ROFL

JAM
11-16-2006, 08:54 AM
welcome back jam, now do tell, you wer'e involved with the legal proceddedings in washington d.c.??!!!!! i find this very interesting!

Bernie, you know what I do for a living. I transcribe here in D.C.

Remind me, if we ever meet again (LOL), to tell you about the thousands of pages of Linda Tripp and Monica Lewinsky wiretaps that I transcribed for Barbara Walters on ABC. I had the hard-copy blackened-out transcripts from the Office of Special Counsel, and Ms. Walters wanted every single page re-typed so that she could use it for an upcoming interview with Monica. It's public record today.

JAM

8-ball bernie
11-16-2006, 08:56 AM
cool stuff! i knew you could type like 160 a min,and i knew you lived in d.c. but i didn't put the two together,quite cool.

Deadon
11-16-2006, 11:56 AM
Bernie, the difference is that President Clinton was under oath before a grand jury.

FWIW, it is "LEWINSKY." I only mention the spelling because it stuck out like a glaring boo-boo to me. It was I who transcribed her testimony before the Senate. ;)

Welcome back, Bernie. One door shuts, and another one opens, my friend. Keep it real and try to do the right thing. :)

JAM

JAM;

Nice to see your around again.

Forgive me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that Clinton's denial was during a deposition, under oath, in a civil lawsuit that was filed by another woman. A grand jury investigates criminal matters and I am unaware of any president testifying at a grand jury. Then again, I may be mistaken.

Mike

!Smorgass Bored
11-16-2006, 11:58 AM
Bernie, the difference is that President Clinton was under oath....
JAM


And Lewinsky under desk.
Doug

ironman
11-16-2006, 12:06 PM
And Lewinsky under desk.
Doug

It wasn't as it looked, She was just trying to tie his shoes.

!Smorgass Bored
11-16-2006, 12:13 PM
It wasn't as it looked, She was just trying to tie his shoes.


Was knot !
Doug

ironman
11-16-2006, 12:15 PM
Was knot !
Doug

Well, would you believe she was looking for a cigar lighter?

Jimmy M.
11-16-2006, 02:01 PM
And Lewinsky under desk.
Doug

I was in Little Rock on business for a few weeks about 3 or 4 years ago. I had a great picture that I took while I was there and now I can't find the damn thing. Anyway, there is a "President Clinton Ave." there down by the river. Directly beneath one of the President Clinton Ave. street signs was a small cigar stand. It made for a great picture. I wish I could find it so I could post it here. :)

For those of you who aren't making the connection, Clinton apparently "used" a cigar on Lewinsky during one of their encounters.

!Smorgass Bored
11-16-2006, 02:10 PM
For those of you who aren't making the connection, Clinton apparently "used" a cigar on Lewinsky during one of their encounters.



A 'blunt' ?
Doug

!Smorgass Bored
11-16-2006, 02:15 PM
Btw, I'd like to offer KT a cigar.
Doug
( and a blindfold )

ironman
11-16-2006, 02:20 PM
Btw, I'd like to offer KT a cigar.
Doug
( and a blindfold )

That and a colon cleanse.

sniper
11-16-2006, 02:44 PM
Bernie, you know what I do for a living. I transcribe here in D.C.

Remind me, if we ever meet again (LOL), to tell you about the thousands of pages of Linda Tripp and Monica Lewinsky wiretaps that I transcribed for Barbara Walters on ABC. I had the hard-copy blackened-out transcripts from the Office of Special Counsel, and Ms. Walters wanted every single page re-typed so that she could use it for an upcoming interview with Monica. It's public record today.

JAM


Nice to see you posting again Jennie, it wasn't the same around here without you.

sixpack
11-16-2006, 02:48 PM
this is my take on the situation regarding trudeau not paying players in reno.

back when monica lowinsky was giving clinton a hummer,and then it later came out that he might have recieved oral sex from her, clinton's first reaction was to say NO! not true, i did not have sex with that women,false,wrong, it wasn't i. he said this because he was the president of the united states of america,and had a wife, he was embarresed, and didn't want to be thrown out of washington d.c. i could understand this. now, when trudeau knew, he couldn't pay the ipt players at the reno meeting because of the on line gaming issue, he couldn't just tell us then and there, fearing that 200 pool players,some being ex-convicts,would charge him with 20 ounce pool cues with steel joints and render him dead,so instead, he had to keep up appearences,and then he told his staff to lie for him until he could cool the flames, first he told his staff, tell them it was lost in the mail, then he told them, no the tax forms wer'e not filled out correctly, then he told them the ho deal is not complete, then he finallly mentioned for the first time the online gaming situation,now that we are starting to see some money come in and i feel all the money will be paid, can we really blame kevin trudeau for lieing in the first place? 200 pool players with cues, that's a war!
now that he has come forth and said in effect, i indeed had sex with that women monica lowinsky, or in kevin's case, i indeed lied to all the players, it was the online gaming all along, i think we could move foward now. i hope the next letter say's "i apologize to all the ipt players involved i indeed lied at reno saying the checks wer'e lost, i couldn't come out and say, that the online gaming deal went sour, and didn't have the nerve to tell you all, i am sorry , for i have lied,very sincerly kevin trudeau founder of the IPT."

Bernie,

I'm trying out my KT speed reading tape, so forgive me if I scanned and just picked out verbs, but are you saying that KT didn't pay the players because he was getting a hummer from ML?

Or that the players should be paid with hummers?

Please advise.

RC

Black-Balled
11-16-2006, 05:07 PM
A 'blunt' ?
Doug
Hahaha...

I thought a 'hummer' was oral sex:confused: So, there's something else?!?! I am to old to have lived this long without.:mad:

ribdoner
11-16-2006, 06:37 PM
That and a colon cleanse.

As in whitewash?:eek:

satman
11-16-2006, 07:38 PM
Thanks for the all the laughs. This thread hit all the right spots. ROTFLMAO
You guys are hilarious. I really needed that.

1 Pocket Ghost
11-16-2006, 10:38 PM
A 'blunt' ?
Doug


Just as long as it wasn't a Cuban cigar - THEN, it would have been an illegal act....^_^

!Smorgass Bored
11-16-2006, 10:57 PM
Just as long as it wasn't a Cuban cigar - THEN, it would have been an illegal act....^_^



Clinton and KT are alike, in that they both think illegal is a sick BIRD.....
Doug

cuetechasaurus
11-17-2006, 02:58 AM
Bernie you said a while back that they were kicking you out of the IPT. Care to explain?

Snapshot9
11-17-2006, 05:09 AM
Bernie you said a while back that they were kicking you out of the IPT. Care to explain?

That he has almost zero chance of reaching the 100 players moneywise so he can retain his tour card.

Str8PoolMan
11-17-2006, 06:00 PM
Bernie, the difference is that President Clinton was under oath before a grand jury.

FWIW, it is "LEWINSKY." I only mention the spelling because it stuck out like a glaring boo-boo to me. It was I who transcribed her testimony before the Senate. ;)

Welcome back, Bernie. One door shuts, and another one opens, my friend. Keep it real and try to do the right thing. :)

JAM

That's right, Bernie. It's perfectly acceptable to lie to people as long as your not under oath (or if you have your fingers crossed behind your back).