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UWPoolGod1
10-19-2007, 08:30 AM
That is all.

http://www.gregsopinion.com/images/goats.jpg

Handsumm
10-19-2007, 08:32 AM
Oklahoma maybe? Must be wriiten by a Texan. Go Sooners!

UWPoolGod1
10-19-2007, 08:35 AM
Oops wrong forum.

I was gonna say Micah...you are from Oklahoma. hehe

poolhustler
10-19-2007, 11:05 AM
I love goats too !!!!!!!!! I grew up next to a farm of them.

They go great with BBQ sauce and beer!!

:D

Russ....

Dawgie
10-19-2007, 11:21 AM
I think I'll stay with sheep. They are prettier and we don't have a lobby to draw attention.

noRulez
10-19-2007, 11:26 AM
Jude, would you hit this with low english/3 rails or high english/3 rails?

crosseyedjoe
10-19-2007, 11:36 AM
Some people like horse better that goat or sheep, should it be banned too?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html

vagabond
10-19-2007, 01:33 PM
Some people like horse better that goat or sheep, should it be banned too?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html


Did you already forgot about the guy who who immediately died after having sex with the horse?It happened lesss than 2 years ago.:cool:

crosseyedjoe
10-19-2007, 01:53 PM
Did you already forgot about the guy who who immediately died after having sex with the horse?It happened lesss than 2 years ago.:cool:

That was the link, LOL.

9ballrun
10-19-2007, 02:05 PM
O.K. ya'll are starting to freak me out52225

Dead Money
10-19-2007, 08:24 PM
I think I'll stay with sheep. They are prettier and we don't have a lobby to draw attention.


Oh really? Hahah there was a rap song about that in 1985, Lyrics to follow:D



Sheeps

(Bobby Jimmy and the Critters)

The sheep here are oh so cute!

I like the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
Those pretty little sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
I swear I love all the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love all those sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
I swear...
Sheep are so precious
Sheep are so cute
Sheep are so lovely
Women make me puke
I love all the... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I swear I love... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
I love those cute little... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
Their Jheri-curl... (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
Arabian Prince, baby...
Hit me!
(sniff) Awww...

I used to like girls (He used to like girls)
But sheep are much better (But sheep are much better)
Girls give me problems (Girls give him problems)
But sheeps give me sweaters! (Sheeps give him sweaters)
I love all the sheep (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love 'em (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
All the voices in my head! (sheep sheep sheep-sheep sheep-sheep)
I love 'em, I swear I do (sheep sheep sheep-sheep)
Uh....

Pigs, goats, cows, horses, chickens, goats, quail
Hogs, hens, bacon, sausage, eggs, milks, chitlins, hog heads
Steaks, Prime rib, pork chops, drumsticks, ma'am
Yeah girl, I'll tell ya, I really love them...
Yes, I'll swear I'll do
Hand me them lamb chops, girl
Heh, you know I got me a little money
Ok, don't hold it against me cos I'm from Fresno
Bam! Hit me!
C'mon now, let's break it down!
Yeeeeee-haaaaaaah!
Alright now, here's what I want you to do...I want you to grab your
partner and I want y'all to do-se-do, hit me!
(Woooh! Do-se-do!)
Alright, cut that out! Now break it down to the ground...
I'll swear I'll do better than my wife
Who cares if I'm from Fresno?
Yeah, I'll tell ya, I love them there sheep
C'mere now girl...is ya name Bo Peep


:eek:

smokeandapancak
10-20-2007, 03:29 AM
reminds me of the old joke...


Why do Scottsmen wear kilts......

A sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!!


Sorry Memikey!!

Purdman
10-20-2007, 04:55 AM
reminds me of the old joke...


Why do Scottsmen wear kilts......

A sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!!


Sorry Memikey!!

LMAO, that's good smokin!!!

A Virginia house painter hired a kid from West Virginia to help him. One day after he picked the kid up, he saw a sheep with his head stuck between the rails on a fence line. He stoped the truck, ran over and gave the sheep what fer and turned and asked the West Virginian if he would like some of the action. Kid yelled "hell yes" and ran over and stuck his head in between the fence boards. :eek:
Purd

3andstop
10-20-2007, 11:49 AM
Wow, I couldn't believe that. I showed the article to my wife and ya know what she said to me?

She said, thats nothing unusual I have sex with a jackass all the time. :(

Dead Money
10-20-2007, 03:44 PM
Wow, I couldn't believe that. I showed the article to my wife and ya know what she said to me?

She said, thats nothing unusual I have sex with a jackass all the time. :(


Ouch. I hope she meant you instead of the kind of thing you see on animal lovin' human porn sites:eek:

Purdman
10-22-2007, 07:30 AM
One day this door to door sales man knocks on this farm house door. Little boy comes to the door and sales man asks " Is your mom home"?
Little boy says yeah, she's out in the back yard. Little boy takes him by the hand and they go to the back door. Open the screen and the salesman gasps. There the boy's mom getting what fer by this billy goat. Salesman grabs the kid and hauls him inside. Ye yells "son you shouldn't have to see anything like that. Don't that bother you?
Little boy goes, NNNNAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D
Purd

crosseyedjoe
10-22-2007, 07:35 AM
Ouch. I hope she meant you instead of the kind of thing you see on animal lovin' human porn sites:eek:

LOL, hopefully it's him instead of some other jackass.

Charlie D
10-22-2007, 08:09 PM
I was going duck hunting in the morning, my wife said she wanted to go. I told her that it would be cold and sleeting and she would just be miserable if she went. She insisted she would get up and go. I said if she didnt get up she would have to do a oral favour on me. This she agreed to. Next morning it was miserable as hell outside cold and sleeting like I told her. She didnt want to go. I reminded her of our deal and being the trooper she is, she complied. after a few seconds she started to spit and gag. She stated it tasted like chit. I told her the dog didnt want to go either. Sorry if I offended anyone Charlie D

!Smorgass Bored
10-22-2007, 08:26 PM
Jude Rosenstock is NOT going to like the direction this thread has taken...
Doug
( sheep, lawnmower repair and POKER......... what next ? )

Dead Money
10-22-2007, 08:29 PM
I was going duck hunting in the morning, my wife said she wanted to go. I told her that it would be cold and sleeting and she would just be miserable if she went. She insisted she would get up and go. I said if she didnt get up she would have to do a oral favour on me. This she agreed to. Next morning it was miserable as hell outside cold and sleeting like I told her. She didnt want to go. I reminded her of our deal and being the trooper she is, she complied. after a few seconds she started to spit and gag. She stated it tasted like chit. I told her the dog didnt want to go either. Sorry if I offended anyone Charlie D


Lmao!! Think I will try this next time I invite a lady friend to come watch me play in a tourney:D:D

ShootingArts
10-22-2007, 08:42 PM
This ventriloquist is driving out in the country when his car breaks down. Walking to the nearest ranch for help, he finds an old rancher working in the barn.

The ventriloquist is here needing a favor but he can't resist a little fun. He turned to the dog, "How does your owner treat you?" To the rancher's surprise the dog replied, "He makes me chase livestock year around, hot, cold, sore feet, it doesn't matter." Then the visitor turned to the horse, "How does he treat you?" The horse complained too. " He rides me in the rocks and cactus with that old saddle that doesn't fit right and expects me to work all day for a little hay."

The old rancher's jaw was hanging wide and he was speechless while all of this was going on until the motorist turned to the sheep.

"Hold on there, the sheep lies!"

Hu

jon21588
10-22-2007, 10:18 PM
How did the farmer find the sheep in the TALL grass?













Very Satisfying.

3andstop
10-23-2007, 11:28 AM
One fine autumn day the local fair announced a contest to see who had the biggest, fattest pig. First prize was 300 bucks.

So, Mike and Ike pondered entering. Mike had a brainstorm. Why don't we cork up the pig's butt and feed him like crazy for a week, if he can't go, he'll for sure put on the weight.

Good idea said Ike, but after the competition, whos gonna be the one to pull that cork out of the pigs butt?

Hmm, I never thought of that said Mike.

I got it, lets train a monkey to pull out the cork.

How the hell are we ever going to teach a monkey how to do something like that?

We keep practicing and if we reward him, eventually it will be natural for him to do it for the reward.

So they corked the Pig, and painstakingly trained the monkey, although it took much longer, and much more work than they imagined.

The Fair's event came around, they won the contest and the time had come to bring the monkey over to the pig to release the cork.

The monkey performed perfectly, just as trained. When the cork released, there was s#@$ all over the place, there was screaming, yiping and commotion like you have never seen.

Ike ran for a shovel to attempt to find the monkey under all this mess.

When they finally found the monkey, he had one hand covering his eyes and the other hand (with the cork in it) was frantically trying to find the Pigs Ass to re-cork it. :)

Monkeys can learn fast.

crosseyedjoe
10-23-2007, 01:30 PM
Goats are really nice roasted on open fire with some lime and salt to remove the gaminess.

ironman
10-23-2007, 02:16 PM
reminds me of the old joke...


Why do Scottsmen wear kilts......

A sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!!


Sorry Memikey!!

That was Baaaaaaaaaadddddddd.

supergreenman
10-23-2007, 02:34 PM
I like yard goats myself.....

http://www.lehighvalleyrr.com/Images/SP%20Yard%20engine.jpg