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Drew
01-13-2008, 10:39 AM
For years, I've played this game every day for hours and hours hoping to improve and play at the level I want. I've played all the games and done all the drills. But I could never achieve that next level. Until now.

A small pharmaceutical company based in Chicago has developed a pill which will improve your game by at least 3 balls. I cannot tell you right now what exactly this pill does or who makes it. But I can guarantee that you will play like Corey Deuel in a matter of days. It worked for me.

Be a part of this while it lasts as we will only be manufacturing for a short time. Just send me $300, and I will send you the first treatment. Do not wait long as I will only be taking orders for the next week. After that the opportunity is gone forever.

Drew.
Con Artist Extraordanaire

WesleyW
01-13-2008, 11:24 AM
How can I send the money to you. I would like to order some pills.

Scaramouche
01-13-2008, 11:41 AM
There is lots of stuff that lets you hallucinate to your heart's content. Cheaper too. What makes your stuff superior to justify that price?:D

pip9ball
01-13-2008, 12:48 PM
For years, I've played this game every day for hours and hours hoping to improve and play at the level I want. I've played all the games and done all the drills. But I could never achieve that next level. Until now.

A small pharmaceutical company based in Chicago has developed a pill which will improve your game by at least 3 balls. I cannot tell you right now what exactly this pill does or who makes it. But I can guarantee that you will play like Corey Deuel in a matter of days. It worked for me.

Be a part of this while it lasts as we will only be manufacturing for a short time. Just send me $300, and I will send you the first treatment. Do not wait long as I will only be taking orders for the next week. After that the opportunity is gone forever.

Drew.
Con Artist Extraordanaire

Do you have any that will make me play like Shane? Where do I send payment?

DrJ
01-13-2008, 12:55 PM
..........

Jule
01-13-2008, 12:56 PM
For only half the prize I'll send you a paper bag with glue! Will have about the same effects!

WesleyW
01-13-2008, 03:48 PM
Can you make some pictures of those pills?

JoeyInCali
01-13-2008, 03:53 PM
I am a little doubtful so I'll let the baby boomers test this new pill first.

poolplayer2093
01-13-2008, 03:55 PM
For years, I've played this game every day for hours and hours hoping to improve and play at the level I want. I've played all the games and done all the drills. But I could never achieve that next level. Until now.

A small pharmaceutical company based in Chicago has developed a pill which will improve your game by at least 3 balls. I cannot tell you right now what exactly this pill does or who makes it. But I can guarantee that you will play like Corey Deuel in a matter of days. It worked for me.

Be a part of this while it lasts as we will only be manufacturing for a short time. Just send me $300, and I will send you the first treatment. Do not wait long as I will only be taking orders for the next week. After that the opportunity is gone forever.

Drew.
Con Artist Extraordanaire


i'm in what's your paypal address?

ericdraven
01-13-2008, 04:10 PM
rofl , its a scam ,the original poster is selling copies of pool pill ,but the truth is it is actually viva viagra from his stockpile at home , cause needs help keeping it up ;) ;) :cool: :cool: :D :D :D



either that or doe not have 300 bucks to take chance on a cue , im just saying ....




disclaimer - thread waste of bandwidth

poolplayer2093
01-13-2008, 04:17 PM
rofl , its a scam ,the original poster is selling copies of pool pill ,but the truth is it is actually viva viagra from his stockpile at home , cause needs help keeping it up ;) ;) :cool: :cool: :D :D :D



either that or doe not have 300 bucks to take chance on a cue , im just saying ....




disclaimer - thread waste of bandwidth


he found a good product that he's offering to the az community at a fair price and you try to sway people from buying his product. doesn't seem right

JoeyInCali
01-13-2008, 04:19 PM
he found a good product that he's offering to the az community at a fair price and you try to sway people from buying his product. doesn't seem right
Why are people so paranoid?

poolplayer2093
01-13-2008, 04:22 PM
Why are people so paranoid?


i know. i just got all this cash from the crown price of Nigeria (it does pay to help people out,best 10k i ever invested) and i find something worth buying and everyone seems to think it's too good to be true?

9ball
01-13-2008, 04:27 PM
Take a check?

Sincerely: Kevin Trudeau

CocoboloCowboy
01-13-2008, 04:27 PM
Could the Pill be a Stroke Straightener from the maskers of VIAGRA. http://www.geocities.com/cocobolocowboy/lollol.gif

sneak_peter
01-13-2008, 04:35 PM
order placed for your pills. i need a lot of that stuff :D
btw., at which side do i have to put the glue on? are they better then kamui hard?:confused:

ericdraven
01-13-2008, 04:43 PM
he found a good product that he's offering to the az community at a fair price and you try to sway people from buying his product. doesn't seem right



hey im not trying to sway anyone ,its just a warning , its gotta be HARD to play billiards with a Mr Stiffy while bending over the rails ..:eek: :eek:

lewdo26
01-13-2008, 07:06 PM
I imagine those are the pills they shake in the ring games.

ugotda8
01-13-2008, 07:23 PM
Why is everyone doubting Drew?? He's an honest forthright guy.

First, let me say that I am not biased. But I use these pills every day and they work great. As an experiment, I decided to take 3 of these pills at one time last week, just to see what would happen.

The first few minutes were pretty normal. BUT, then before I know it...I am sitting there drinking my beer, Smoking my cig, flirting with my gal and talking with my opponent while my cue ran a 30 pack. In the end, we ended up sitting there for 4 hours talking since neither one of us got back to the table. (Except for when he would go rack for me)

$300.00 is a bargain!! Send the money!:D :D

sneak_peter
01-14-2008, 09:58 AM
thanks for the pills!
i tried them the way you told me ("stick it in your b*tt"), but they did not stay inside.
any idea?
do you have suppositories instead the pills?
i prefer an exchange! :D :D :D

sixpack
01-14-2008, 10:18 AM
For years, I've played this game every day for hours and hours hoping to improve and play at the level I want. I've played all the games and done all the drills. But I could never achieve that next level. Until now.

A small pharmaceutical company based in Chicago has developed a pill which will improve your game by at least 3 balls. I cannot tell you right now what exactly this pill does or who makes it. But I can guarantee that you will play like Corey Deuel in a matter of days. It worked for me.

Be a part of this while it lasts as we will only be manufacturing for a short time. Just send me $300, and I will send you the first treatment. Do not wait long as I will only be taking orders for the next week. After that the opportunity is gone forever.

Drew.
Con Artist Extraordanaire

Drew,

Everybody already plays at the level they want. So a pill won't help.

~rc

shakes
01-14-2008, 10:22 AM
He isn't answering my messages, I can only assume that DCP has bought out the entire supply since he finally found a way to increase his game without having to practice.

dabarbr
01-14-2008, 10:47 AM
What good is this? If the pill works, then everone will have it and everone's game goes up three balls, then we're all back to where we started.

ericdraven
01-14-2008, 10:49 AM
no need for pills , im waiting on my cue :D




http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n168/hangmansjoked/dean50001_3.jpg
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n168/hangmansjoked/dean50001_4.jpg

ugotda8
02-17-2008, 08:22 PM
Been taking these pills for over a month now...

I am satisfied that since taking these pills daily, my game is right up there with the best of them.

However, DREW did not warn us about the potential side effects of long term usage.

Warning:

Having Sex while taking these pills is like trying to shoot pool with a F**** rope!

Tried Viagara, but all it does is make my right eye twitch, which throws off
my game. So viagara is out the door.

Maintain doesn't work worth sh** either. I ate a whole dang tube and all it did was give me a stiff neck for a week.

Tried some porno, but when they banned me for watching it at the pool hall, I gave up on that too.

Drew,

Please come up with a pill to offset the side effects!

Thanks

Kevin

PS...PLEASE RUSH NEXT MONTH'S ORDER AS I AM ALMOST OUT AGAIN.

Klopek
02-17-2008, 08:26 PM
0000000000

ugotda8
02-17-2008, 08:39 PM
I PM'ed the seller and he said the pills are free but the shipping/handling was $300.00.

What a rip!.:D

I get Free Shipping with every $300.00 purchase!!! :D

He's definitely ripping you off man. We should put him on the watch list!

LMAO!!!

Scott Lee
02-17-2008, 09:19 PM
I sell the best known stroke straightener! :D It works even BETTER than the pill...it just takes a little longer to work (usually about 30 days for most patients!:D

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com

Could the Pill be a Stroke Straightener from the maskers of VIAGRA. http://www.geocities.com/cocobolocowboy/lollol.gif

Josh Palmer
02-17-2008, 09:53 PM
Is this the same pill that "They don't want you to know about"?

av84fun
02-17-2008, 11:37 PM
rofl , its a scam ,the original poster is selling copies of pool pill ,but the truth is it is actually viva viagra from his stockpile at home , cause needs help keeping it up ;) ;) :cool: :cool: :D :D :D



either that or doe not have 300 bucks to take chance on a cue , im just saying ....




disclaimer - thread waste of bandwidth

Hey don't knock Viagra as a benefit to playing pool. I creates a counter weight that helps produce a lower center of gravity!
(-:

grc
02-18-2008, 01:59 AM
i mean corey is cool and all. but is there a efren pill? id pay double for a strickland pill, ill just be sure to play with house cues during.

berlowmj
11-10-2008, 02:01 AM
For years, I've played this game every day for hours and hours hoping to improve and play at the level I want. I've played all the games and done all the drills. But I could never achieve that next level. Until now.

A small pharmaceutical company based in Chicago has developed a pill which will improve your game by at least 3 balls. I cannot tell you right now what exactly this pill does or who makes it. But I can guarantee that you will play like Corey Deuel in a matter of days. It worked for me.

Be a part of this while it lasts as we will only be manufacturing for a short time. Just send me $300, and I will send you the first treatment. Do not wait long as I will only be taking orders for the next week. After that the opportunity is gone forever.

Drew.
Con Artist Extraordanaire

I will send you the name of a pill which will keep your stroke straight for 4 hours in exchange for a box of your "pool pills." As a free bonus< I will include a video of Hillary Clinton & Sarah Palin mudwrestling with Madonna as referee. You can also practice your stroke while watching it. A bang for your buck, indeed!

Railbird
11-10-2008, 08:37 AM
Nope, your confusing it with the shaft straightner!

SpiderWebComm
11-10-2008, 08:44 AM
Will they make my penis bigger too? :) YAY

Travis Bickle
11-10-2008, 10:29 AM
I have it on good authority that this pill is for real. Only catch is that it will take 10 years off your life. Still want it?

Pinocchio
11-10-2008, 11:21 AM
My whole life-time people have experimentedwith different drugs an pills in the name of pool. Why would anything be different in this day an time. You say 3 balls better, put me down 5 bottles as I will be experimenting with dosage. This could put fun back in the game..................
Pinocchio

poolpop63
11-10-2008, 11:34 AM
send me the 100 mg so I can cut them in 1/4 and play 4 times as great.

blueridge
11-10-2008, 11:36 AM
Does the pill come with a free bottle of snake oil?

tucson9ball
11-10-2008, 12:54 PM
For years, I've played this game every day for hours and hours hoping to improve and play at the level I want. I've played all the games and done all the drills. But I could never achieve that next level. Until now.

A small pharmaceutical company based in Chicago has developed a pill which will improve your game by at least 3 balls. I cannot tell you right now what exactly this pill does or who makes it. But I can guarantee that you will play like Corey Deuel in a matter of days. It worked for me.

Be a part of this while it lasts as we will only be manufacturing for a short time. Just send me $300, and I will send you the first treatment. Do not wait long as I will only be taking orders for the next week. After that the opportunity is gone forever.

Drew.
Con Artist Extraordanaire
Do we get discount for orders of 10 or more? I have my Wheat Bucks ready for as many as you can spare.:grin-square:

Kevin Lindstrom
11-10-2008, 01:33 PM
Thanks for the offer but I don't needs these pills. I bought a Deano cue and it does the same thing as your pill:D

Kevin

catscradle
11-10-2008, 02:10 PM
For years, I've played this game every day for hours and hours hoping to improve and play at the level I want. I've played all the games and done all the drills. But I could never achieve that next level. Until now.

A small pharmaceutical company based in Chicago has developed a pill which will improve your game by at least 3 balls. I cannot tell you right now what exactly this pill does or who makes it. But I can guarantee that you will play like Corey Deuel in a matter of days. It worked for me.

Be a part of this while it lasts as we will only be manufacturing for a short time. Just send me $300, and I will send you the first treatment. Do not wait long as I will only be taking orders for the next week. After that the opportunity is gone forever.

Drew.
Con Artist Extraordanaire

Will a get a bigger **** too?

Poz
11-10-2008, 02:13 PM
So, if one pill improves your game by three balls, does that mean that 50 pills improves your game by 150 balls?

9 on the snap
11-10-2008, 05:32 PM
For years, I've played this game every day for hours and hours hoping to improve and play at the level I want. I've played all the games and done all the drills. But I could never achieve that next level. Until now.

A small pharmaceutical company based in Chicago has developed a pill which will improve your game by at least 3 balls. I cannot tell you right now what exactly this pill does or who makes it. But I can guarantee that you will play like Corey Deuel in a matter of days. It worked for me.

Be a part of this while it lasts as we will only be manufacturing for a short time. Just send me $300, and I will send you the first treatment. Do not wait long as I will only be taking orders for the next week. After that the opportunity is gone forever.

Drew.
Con Artist Extraordanaire

I have heared that stuff shrinks your balls.:D

wahcheck
11-10-2008, 06:29 PM
I'm interested in 100 orders.....if you give me your address, I will send $30,000 but first I need a free sample.......If it does what you say, I will be interested in 1000 orders......

miplayerstour
11-10-2008, 06:34 PM
Holy funny!!!!

gunzby
11-10-2008, 06:38 PM
I've got some stuff that will help you concentrate on one thing for hours on end and help slow down your game, but you'll think you're playing the fastest you've ever played. The greatest part is that when you miss you will stare at that ball for at least 5 minutes and then laugh making everything better = your mental game will drastically improve.

Drew
11-10-2008, 07:49 PM
LMAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! I forgot about this thread.

akaTrigger
11-10-2008, 09:07 PM
almost a year goes by and this thread is resurrected. wow.

Sam Waltz
11-10-2008, 09:31 PM
I'd like to place an order for a lifetime supply of this miraculous pill and I'm enclosing the winning ticket for the upcoming powerball lottery as prepayment in full! Please send in plain brown wrapped package so as not to attract attention from prying eyes or future world champion level opponents. I wouldn't want 'em knowing that I'm about to hit 'em with an unbeatable package of pool prowse! :) Enjoy life, it's the best game out there!

ugotda8
12-19-2008, 04:33 PM
I have heared that stuff shrinks your balls.:D


This thread is worse than a case of Ghonaherpisiphillis.


Lots of running
Won't go away
and keeps on spreading

Well, I ended up with a Porn Name of "Tiny Johnson". So, it just figures my balls would shrink up too!!! $hit!

Drew,

When's my next shipment due? Still shooting better than ever!

Impact Blue
12-19-2008, 05:22 PM
Brain-boosting drugs 'not to be feared' (http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20026863.400-brainboosting-drugs-not-to-be-feared.html)

^Interesting article I just read.

poolrod
12-20-2008, 08:24 AM
So for $300, you get the runs. I'm in. poolrod.

TheBook
12-20-2008, 10:37 PM
There were 2 guys (A and B) that hired in on the same day after 3 months one guy (A) was offered the job of foreman that he accepted. The other guy (B) protested to (A) wanting to know why he wasn't given the opportunity. A said because he was smarter due to the smart pills that he was taking. B wanted to know where to get them. A said that he was in luck because he had a whole bunch left over and he didn't need them any more because he was smart enough and he would sell them to B. A told B that you could only take one a day and because he was so stupid that he was afraid that he might take more than one a day. But being a friend he would sell him one everyday. A said each pill cost $5. B gave A $5 every day for over 6 months. Finally B said to A "I have been giving you $5 every day for over 6 months for those damn pills and I swear that they are nothing more than rabbit turds.' A look at him and said "Now you are finally getting smart"

cmbwsu
12-20-2008, 10:57 PM
It may not be the pill itself but the manner in which it is taken.