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cyrex
04-25-2008, 09:15 PM
Here's a Top 10 list of phrases you might here on AZ that sound dirty but aren't.... (and yes, I'm a little bored)

10) Bump your thread
9) This is my wife's Titlist
8) First $100 in my PP gets it
7) I like a thick butt
6) Yes, I've seen your poll
5) How long is Efren's shaft
4) I love the feel of leather over linen
3) Milk dud tip on my low squirt shaft
2) I need a replacement butt plug

And the #1 phrase you might hear on AZ that sounds dirty but isn't...

How should I clean my balls?

Tim-n-NM
04-25-2008, 09:34 PM
65457Here's a Top 10 list of phrases you might here on AZ that sound dirty but aren't.... (and yes, I'm a little bored)

10) Bump your thread
9) This is my wife's Titlist
8) First $100 in my PP gets it
7) I like a thick butt
6) Yes, I've seen your poll
5) How long is Efren's shaft
4) I love the feel of leather over linen
3) Milk dud tip on my low squirt shaft
2) I need a replacement butt plug

And the #1 phrase you might hear on AZ that sounds dirty but isn't...

How should I clean my balls? Joking of course. All in good fun

raemondo
04-26-2008, 02:36 PM
man this is too funny

worriedbeef
04-26-2008, 02:48 PM
he deep screwed the pink. lol

(snooker phrase)

Fatboy
04-26-2008, 03:02 PM
i'll vote for #7 as my favorite, however on a cue I like a thin butt.

vagabond
04-26-2008, 07:36 PM
he deep screwed the pink. lol

(snooker phrase)


I thought that u screw the cue ball to kiss the pink.:D

worriedbeef
04-26-2008, 08:43 PM
I thought that u screw the cue ball to kiss the pink.:D

indeed!

or you could drill the brown in the hole!

EDIT: i feel like i really scraped the barrel with this one!

hoosier_cues
04-26-2008, 08:59 PM
you forgot the "feeler posts"

stick8
04-27-2008, 08:25 AM
Here's a Top 10 list of phrases you might here on AZ that sound dirty but aren't.... (and yes, I'm a little bored)

10) Bump your thread
9) This is my wife's Titlist
8) First $100 in my PP gets it
7) I like a thick butt
6) Yes, I've seen your poll
5) How long is Efren's shaft
4) I love the feel of leather over linen
3) Milk dud tip on my low squirt shaft
2) I need a replacement butt plug

And the #1 phrase you might hear on AZ that sounds dirty but isn't...

How should I clean my balls?
cut it in side then sew his ass up!!!!:confused: :confused: :confused:

stick8
04-27-2008, 08:28 AM
I thought that u screw the cue ball to kiss the pink.:D
hit both tits and went in anyway!!!!!:confused: :confused: :confused:

Southpaw
04-27-2008, 08:29 AM
kiss it in off the titty....

Southpaw

custmqs
04-27-2008, 08:32 AM
Be very careful around those offering to sell you a shaft that fits your butt perfectly...

corvette1340
04-27-2008, 08:32 AM
I would hit that one hard.

TX Poolnut
04-27-2008, 08:32 AM
...or you could drill the brown in the hole!

Thanks for that visual. :D

TX Poolnut<--- Off to clean his shaft

cuesblues
04-27-2008, 08:48 AM
I've got a Woody

65621

!Smorgass Bored
04-27-2008, 09:27 AM
I use lots of powder, but I still scratch alot. Maybe I need a glove.
Doug
( I may have potted it in the wrong hole )

Cuephoric
04-27-2008, 12:02 PM
You gotta stroke it, not poke it!


(Ok, so maybe it's not neccesarily on AZ, but.......)

APA sleeper
04-27-2008, 06:50 PM
don't grip the butt too tight, and rough up the tip before you hit the balls.:D

cyrex
04-27-2008, 10:54 PM
Some hilarious add ons! I should of did a Top 100 list.

Here's another one..

I've got a mushroom tip.

mullyman
04-27-2008, 11:51 PM
10. I put some hot mustard on that ball
9. My stroke is off
8. Check my joint
7. My stick is longer than yours
6. Your stick is awfully short
5. Bend at the waist and open your legs a little
4. Grab my stick
3. Hit it low
2. Tight pocket

and the number one thing that sounds filthy but isn't....

1. I'd hit it.


MULLY

mjantti
04-28-2008, 12:34 AM
He got stiffed on a long session of 1hole.

"You need to get those balls in your hole."

He's going to choose the easy pink instead of the difficult brown.

softshot
04-28-2008, 12:57 AM
I have a nice shaft.. and stroked it well, but shot it straight to the tit and I never got it in the hole.

softshot
04-28-2008, 01:05 AM
after seeing how my balls laid, the pocket was huge... I got 4 of them in there before she started to tighten up

softshot
04-28-2008, 01:06 AM
this is too easy LOL I'll stop now,

funny thread

memikey
04-28-2008, 01:31 AM
The "Low Squirt Poll" thread has some promise..........but let's stop short of anyone making this a sticky thread.

softshot
04-28-2008, 02:20 AM
OK... one more...

after seeing how your shaft squirts. you'll be lucky if you ever get anything into the hole.

mjantti
04-28-2008, 02:44 AM
Some people wrap duct-tape around the butt. It gives a better grip, but the squirt remains the same.

Wiping the shaft between shots is recommended if you have sticky hands.

pool-is-cool
04-28-2008, 02:59 AM
be sure to use a tight grip and hit it hard to minimize the squirt, and for god sakes remember to keep your elbow in...

i love to play 1hole! would you like to play 1hole with me? :rolleyes:

:)

Cuephoric
04-30-2008, 01:32 AM
What's a guy gotta do to get some action around here....?

What if I just turned whitey loose and see how much control she has?

I stroked it hard, and it spread all over the table

This has to be the only time in the world, sport or otherwise, that you can mention bed, felt, and laid in the same sentence, without offending someone.....

Black-Balled
04-30-2008, 06:07 AM
How do I polish my balls?

mjantti
04-30-2008, 07:18 AM
How do I polish my balls?

I recommend waxing your balls after cleaning them. Feels nicer...