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Forum: Main Forum 07-19-2019, 05:10 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 721
Posted By Buckzapper
I'll root for Alex, but if he makes any mistakes,...

I'll root for Alex, but if he makes any mistakes, it will surely cost him. Kaci isn't one you want to miss against.
Forum: Main Forum 07-18-2019, 09:54 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 629
Posted By Buckzapper
Cues are just like women. The perfect weight at...

Cues are just like women. The perfect weight at first and then they start to pack on the weight like a cannibal is fattening them up for a feast.
Forum: Main Forum 07-15-2019, 05:26 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,968
Posted By Buckzapper
Before you can become a real top player, you must...

Before you can become a real top player, you must join a league and learn to twirl your cue like an airplane propeller. You have to own a couple jump cues and a 25 ounce break stick. Get a black cue...
Forum: Main Forum 06-21-2019, 04:36 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 964
Posted By Buckzapper
With a 5 minute time clock.

With a 5 minute time clock.
Forum: Main Forum 06-11-2019, 03:35 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 3,975
Posted By Buckzapper
Most definitely.

Most definitely.
Forum: Main Forum 06-10-2019, 02:38 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,841
Posted By Buckzapper
Cheap plastic joint protectors on a $3,000 cue....

Cheap plastic joint protectors on a $3,000 cue. Yea, the $200 car in the parking lot is his.
Forum: Main Forum 05-29-2019, 04:03 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 608
Posted By Buckzapper
Hey, I'm a League player and I've won so many...

Hey, I'm a League player and I've won so many patches I have to wear a drover's coat so they'll all be on display. I carry a 3 x 6 case that holds 3 jump cues, so my ball is in the air a lot. I...
Forum: Main Forum 05-28-2019, 02:59 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,100
Posted By Buckzapper
I think the measles ball is pure garbage.

I think the measles ball is pure garbage.
Forum: Main Forum 05-25-2019, 03:32 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,597
Posted By Buckzapper
Nothing says you owe me a refund, like your front...

Nothing says you owe me a refund, like your front teeth laying on steel toed boots.
Forum: Main Forum 05-17-2019, 03:58 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,412
Posted By Buckzapper
I wear the jacket patches and twirl my cue like...

I wear the jacket patches and twirl my cue like an airplane propeller and I never have a problem getting a game for cash. It helps too, to hold the chalk in your left hand and violently rotate the...
Forum: Main Forum 05-17-2019, 03:53 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,412
Posted By Buckzapper
Just wait until the big one at the bar with one...

Just wait until the big one at the bar with one tooth gives you her smile.
Forum: Main Forum 05-17-2019, 03:44 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 641
Posted By Buckzapper
When it comes to GPS trackers, Spytec has the...

When it comes to GPS trackers, Spytec has the best. They need to be recharged every 10 days or so and you have to pay a monitoring fee of about $25 per month. You can track it on computer or cell...
Forum: Main Forum 05-13-2019, 04:31 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,201
Posted By Buckzapper
I bought Bill Dunsmore in the NYS 14.1 tournament...

I bought Bill Dunsmore in the NYS 14.1 tournament in the 80s for $20. Nobody knew who he was. I used to watch him play Mike Zuglan 100 point games in Albany every week. Many times I saw him run 100...
Forum: Main Forum 05-13-2019, 04:00 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 845
Posted By Buckzapper
Sometimes, to fully express discontent for...

Sometimes, to fully express discontent for unsportsmanlike conduct, other than calling foul, you have to force the opponent's head into the side pocket, in such a violent manner as to cause facial...
Forum: Main Forum 04-20-2019, 01:07 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 470
Posted By Buckzapper
If you want to hear some bad audio, tune in to...

If you want to hear some bad audio, tune in to any Turning Stone event. You'll hear commentary by people in the booth that never played pool before in their life. It's pretty funny at times too. "He...
Forum: Main Forum 04-12-2019, 03:32 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,129
Posted By Buckzapper
Can't watch bar table 8 ball. I've seen many...

Can't watch bar table 8 ball. I've seen many drunks that could easily run the table and I've heard too many commentators that need to be muted.
Forum: Main Forum 04-04-2019, 03:47 AM
Replies: 221
Views: 13,231
Posted By Buckzapper
Those that bash Earl, would call a foul on a guy...

Those that bash Earl, would call a foul on a guy in a wheel chair for not having one foot on the floor.
Forum: Main Forum 03-31-2019, 07:17 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,033
Posted By Buckzapper
What I wrote in 2016 still stands today; "Now...

What I wrote in 2016 still stands today;
"Now you see that one ball hanging in the corner? Folks he's going to play it right there in the corner."
"He's going to just go one rail back to the middle...
Forum: Main Forum 03-26-2019, 04:03 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 4,832
Posted By Buckzapper
The first sign of a Pool Idiot, is they can twirl...

The first sign of a Pool Idiot, is they can twirl a cue like an airplane propeller while they walk around the table and check out the layout.
Forum: Main Forum 03-20-2019, 03:45 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,105
Posted By Buckzapper
Simply learn there are limitations in pool and...

Simply learn there are limitations in pool and play within those limitations. Learn to live with your mistakes when you get straight in.
If you're dreaming that there is some super-famtastic shot...
Forum: Main Forum 03-17-2019, 04:31 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 453
Posted By Buckzapper
I think if you do that, when you want follow,...

I think if you do that, when you want follow, you'll get draw.
Forum: Main Forum 03-16-2019, 04:09 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,841
Posted By Buckzapper
Get rid of the chalk that makes everything blue....

Get rid of the chalk that makes everything blue. Try Taom light blue chalk. I did and I'll never go back to regular chalk. Everything stays clean.
Forum: Main Forum 03-10-2019, 05:02 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,026
Posted By Buckzapper
Shoot some other shot you idiot. If it isn't...

Shoot some other shot you idiot. If it isn't frozen, it's a foul and I will call it a foul.
Forum: Main Forum 02-21-2019, 05:09 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,952
Posted By Buckzapper
I played a league match on a Bowling alley small...

I played a league match on a Bowling alley small bar box. I didn't scratch on the lag because the cue ball dove to the side rail as soon as it passed the side pocket. Forget about predicting which...
Forum: Main Forum 02-14-2019, 05:46 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,669
Posted By Buckzapper
I'll bet they're being made right now by folks...

I'll bet they're being made right now by folks that eat rice three times each day.
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