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Forum: Main Forum 03-27-2017, 07:23 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 832
Posted By Tramp Steamer
There is indeed sharking in golf, but it is much...

There is indeed sharking in golf, but it is much more subtle than in pool play.
On the green you'll see an opponent move to a right angle from the guy putting so that the putter won't see him and be...
Forum: Main Forum 03-25-2017, 03:56 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,079
Posted By Tramp Steamer
I think a movie made from the book "The...

I think a movie made from the book "The Adventures of Dick Phoenix" could be a winner.
Maybe get Brad Pitt to play the role of Phoenix. Penelope Cruz as Lola. And Martha Stewart as Dick's faithful,...
Forum: Main Forum 03-24-2017, 07:09 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,472
Posted By Tramp Steamer
I too would use the Wallabushkas . Adult...

I too would use the Wallabushkas .
Adult beverages will doubtless be involved so the first thing you know you've got a dent in your butt sleeve the size of New Jersey. Your friend's wife was using...
Forum: Main Forum 03-22-2017, 09:44 AM
Replies: 163
Views: 23,771
Posted By Tramp Steamer
He disparaged me as well. Something about a...

He disparaged me as well. Something about a blonde in a wheelchair hanging from a tree branch,
I'm going with B on this one. :thumbup:
Forum: Main Forum 03-18-2017, 05:35 AM
Replies: 163
Views: 23,771
Posted By Tramp Steamer
True enough. It's called Reciprocity. What comes...

True enough. It's called Reciprocity. What comes around, goes around. :)
Forum: Main Forum 03-16-2017, 09:32 AM
Replies: 163
Views: 23,771
Posted By Tramp Steamer
Look a little closer. What you'll see is...

Look a little closer.
What you'll see is ex-soccer Moms and Dads, with a cocktail in one hand and a smart phone in the other. By the end pf the night the soberest of the two will drive home where...
Forum: Main Forum 03-16-2017, 08:39 AM
Replies: 163
Views: 23,771
Posted By Tramp Steamer
Our reputation for being lazy, larcenous,...

Our reputation for being lazy, larcenous, ne'er-do-wells is well deserved. Look at our history.
All of our heroes were gambler/hustler types who plied their trade from town to town, living hand and...
Forum: Main Forum 03-13-2017, 11:20 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,910
Posted By Tramp Steamer
Big deal. My first name comes from the pet name...

Big deal.
My first name comes from the pet name my Father gave my Mother.
Steamer comes from an old Indian word meaning: The first thing a dog does when you let him out of the tee-pee on a cold...
Forum: Main Forum 03-10-2017, 03:45 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,622
Posted By Tramp Steamer
For me it varies from two to five hours,...

For me it varies from two to five hours, depending upon who shows up, but I seldom pay over three, or four bucks, for the whole deal.
Our poolroom has a special for those who eat lunch. One hour of...
Forum: Main Forum 03-09-2017, 05:09 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,621
Posted By Tramp Steamer
Ooooooh..........was she ugly. I gave her a...

Ooooooh..........was she ugly. I gave her a hickey and got fur in my mouth. :D
Forum: Main Forum 03-09-2017, 03:39 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,621
Posted By Tramp Steamer
I agree. Even the word 'perverted' has been...

I agree. Even the word 'perverted' has been perverted.
For example: When I agreed to pay a girl five bucks to look up her dress, many people considered that 'perverted'.
However, as ugly as this...
Forum: Main Forum 03-08-2017, 08:07 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,363
Posted By Tramp Steamer
A couple of years ago, at my local poolroom, one...

A couple of years ago, at my local poolroom, one of the cute little waitresses put the word out that anyone who was willing to fork over five bucks could look up her dress.
Well, you all know me....
Forum: Main Forum 03-08-2017, 07:21 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,801
Posted By Tramp Steamer
It really doesn't matter what the book says. It's...

It really doesn't matter what the book says. It's local rules that count.
If where you are playing requires that you shit in a bucket each time you scratch, then you need to keep a bucket handy....
Forum: Main Forum 03-07-2017, 03:43 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 11,835
Posted By Tramp Steamer
My girlfriend is ugly. Ooooooh is she ugly. I...

My girlfriend is ugly. Ooooooh is she ugly. I gave her a hickey and got fur in my mouth. :grin:
Forum: Main Forum 03-07-2017, 03:38 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,492
Posted By Tramp Steamer
Did someone say relish? ...

Did someone say relish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cs5O0PEnYs
Forum: Main Forum 03-07-2017, 08:15 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,230
Posted By Tramp Steamer
They nose it 'cause they is smart as whips. ...

They nose it 'cause they is smart as whips. :thumbup:
Forum: Main Forum 03-07-2017, 08:13 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,456
Posted By Tramp Steamer
We always make up new BCA rules where I play. It...

We always make up new BCA rules where I play. It saves a lot of time that way. :smile:
Forum: Main Forum 03-07-2017, 08:10 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,579
Posted By Tramp Steamer
Congratulations, young lady. Well done. :smile:

Congratulations, young lady. Well done. :smile:
Forum: Main Forum 03-07-2017, 08:08 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 11,835
Posted By Tramp Steamer
Ugly? Why, you'd have to sneak up on it to...

Ugly?
Why, you'd have to sneak up on it to chalk it.
That stick looks like it got beat with an ugly stick.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the maple core.
Did you get the number...
Forum: Main Forum 03-06-2017, 08:28 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,802
Posted By Tramp Steamer
I never had a tip come off, using super glue...

I never had a tip come off, using super glue jell, or the runny kind either.
But, there is more than one way to defur a feline. You can use epoxy if you so desire. I used it when putting tips on...
Forum: Main Forum 03-06-2017, 01:32 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,009
Posted By Tramp Steamer
There's no doubt at all that that guy will blend...

There's no doubt at all that that guy will blend in perfectly with all of the rest of the world's idiots. :grin:
Forum: Main Forum 03-06-2017, 01:27 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,802
Posted By Tramp Steamer
Do you mean one that won't deteriorate? Super...

Do you mean one that won't deteriorate?
Super glue gel is what I always used, and most everyone here uses it, as well.
3M was the best when I was doing tips. :smile:
Forum: Main Forum 03-05-2017, 07:32 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,801
Posted By Tramp Steamer
We play it as a foul, also. The same as knocking...

We play it as a foul, also. The same as knocking a ball off the table. The pocketed ball is spotted along with a penalty ball.
Rather than a cue ball foul it's a procedural foul. Like not shooting...
Forum: Main Forum 03-05-2017, 06:16 PM
Replies: 525
Views: 65,730
Posted By Tramp Steamer
That was Eddie Williamson's pool room down on...

That was Eddie Williamson's pool room down on Walnut Street. Eddie passed away last year.
I was 17 years old the few times I played on it.
One of those tables still exists in Joplin. :smile:
Forum: Main Forum 03-05-2017, 02:44 PM
Replies: 525
Views: 65,730
Posted By Tramp Steamer
Things aren't going Scott's way, that's for sure,...

Things aren't going Scott's way, that's for sure, but on a lighter note, that older couple to the right of the screen has been there all three days. I find that encouraging. :)
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