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None of the political BS is clever or entertaining. It's more like a circle jerk.

Yeah, some people have a sense of humor.

The post stands alone. It's OK if you don't understand. ;)

This crap ain't humor. Some people can't help but bring up politics with every thought. Humor? No. Sad? Yeah.

50% of the population is below average intelligence. So, it's OK if you don't understand.

The crazy thing is that a movie was written as a parody but it was so much closer to reality. Spoiler alert I also like the fact that everyone died in the end. Truth is this is EXACTLY what would happen.

That guy is truly lucky to be alive. People HAVE died exactly like that.

I remember back when I was first learning to read in school. They used pictures in some sentences to help the 6 year olds learn to read. So, in essence, todays adult generation is about as smart as a 6 year old in 1970.

No!

Take it somewhere else.

A thought I had this morning: A giant fart is probably one of the most satisfying bodily functions known to man. It's amazing relief to feel the pressure releasing from a bloated bowel without having the inconvenience of having to wipe.... most of the time.

Um, not to be argumentative but you CAN do that with babies too. I don't get asked to babysit very often.

Now I've seen it all.

It's definitely an internal explosion from something. I was able to freeze frame when the explosion was only about 3 feet off the car. Nothing entered the car. No lightning strike. The occupants are lucky to be alive.

Nope. I tried.

Half the warehouse was destroyed. 45 people survived in the other half. They don't expect to find more survivors and don't know how many people were in the collapsed side of the building. And this is in a humor forum, why?

I'm told six inches is plenty. Two feet is just painful.

I miss skiing. I was never as good as that guy but I do have a slight brag. I used to be a guide for blind skiers. As part of being a guide, I learned to ski backwards. I could do most medium level slopes completely backward. The hardest part for me was keeping the back of the skis from...

Ah, yes, I skipped over the last line. I'm never going to text a phone number I see on the internet. No worries.