Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"I'm looking for Glen."
"Glen's not home. What do you want?"
"I want my rails and my money back."
"Glen's not home. We have no rails and we have no money. We only have glue. Do you need glue?"
"I don't want no stinkin' glue. I want my rails and my money."
"But it's really good glue. You sure you don't want some glue?"
"Are you sure Glen isn't there?"
"Yes. Glen isn't here."
"Where did he go and when will he be back?"
"I don't know. He went looking for Dennis Searing. Dennis has somebody's cue and and won't send it back."
"What has that got to do with my rails and money?"
"Are you sure you don't want some glue?"
Maybe the Mongoose got him
Maybe the Mongoose got him
Hehe I think so, ripped the head of the snake right off and kept a runnen
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I watched them fight one time in Bangkok. I was sure the Cobra was going to kill that little squirrel looking thing, but oh how wrong I was. The mongoose was too fast and after a few minutes of darting in and out he got that cobra by the neck and ripped it open. The snake's head went limp. He was dead!
The guy who put them in the cage took donations from the spectators and offered to sell the pair stuffed to whoever wanted them. I asked him what he would do about the cobra's neck and he said he would sew it back up. I paid him $20 and got them from him a few days later. I packed them in a box and shipped it to my home in L.A. That box was waiting for me when I returned a couple of months later. I kept them on display for many years afterward, finally getting rid of them a few years ago when they had deteriorated too much. I should have put them in a glass case and I never did. :embarrassed2:
1. (knock knock).
2. Who's there?
1. It's Glen!
2. Glen's not here.
1. IT'S GLEN!!
2. GLEN'S NOT HERE!!
1. It's me, GLEN!
2. Glen's not here!
1. Let me in, I'm Glen.
2. I said Glen's not here!
1. I'M GLEN! OPEN THE FUC'ING DOOR!
2. Glen's not here.
I watched them fight one time in Bangkok. I was sure the Cobra was going to kill that little squirrel looking thing, but oh how wrong I was. The mongoose was too fast and after a few minutes of darting in and out he got that cobra by the neck and ripped it open. The snake's head went limp. He was dead!
The guy who put them in the cage took donations from the spectators and offered to sell the pair stuffed to whoever wanted them. I asked him what he would do about the cobra's neck and he said he would sew it back up. I paid him $20 and got them from him a few days later. I packed them in a box and shipped it to my home in L.A. That box was waiting for me when I returned a couple of months later. I kept them on display for many years afterward, finally getting rid of them a few years ago when they had deteriorated too much. I should have put them in a glass case and I never did. :embarrassed2:
I watched them fight one time in Bangkok. I was sure the Cobra was going to kill that little squirrel looking thing, but oh how wrong I was. The mongoose was too fast and after a few minutes of darting in and out he got that cobra by the neck and ripped it open. The snake's head went limp. He was dead!
The guy who put them in the cage took donations from the spectators and offered to sell the pair stuffed to whoever wanted them. I asked him what he would do about the cobra's neck and he said he would sew it back up. I paid him $20 and got them from him a few days later. I packed them in a box and shipped it to my home in L.A. That box was waiting for me when I returned a couple of months later. I kept them on display for many years afterward, finally getting rid of them a few years ago when they had deteriorated too much. I should have put them in a glass case and I never did. :embarrassed2:
Seems kinda crappy to kill the Mongoose after winning the fight to the death.
I woulda told him to wait till a Mongoose died and ship that one to me, but to set that one free.
It said I had to spread it around too. That was funny.Couldn't give you green the traditional way. That really made me chuckle.
It's probably like the lobster in the tank at the seafood restaurants. They put one or two bigger ones in there so people can feel like they are getting over. Naturally most people pick a bigger lobster. They snatch one out of the freezer and if any customer complains, "they always look bigger in the water!"
Probably plenty of mongeese around. They stuff whichever one is handy. I suspect most people are pulling for the mongoose so you need a winner.
Responding to other people's comments about venom, if the cobra bites the mongoose it will die assuming it gets some venom in it. Honey badgers sometimes survive repeated cobra bites as was shown on a video. The honey badger killed a big cobra but was bit several times. The badger wobbled off, "man what a headrush!" Finally plunked over on his side for several hours. Scratch one honey badger. Nope! After chilling awhile he got up and went to find something else to jack with.
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The badger wobbled off, "man what a headrush!" Finally plunked over on his side for several hours. Scratch one honey badger. Nope! After chilling awhile he got up and went to find something else to jack with.
Honey Badgers don't give a FVCK!!!!
After reading these posts, it occurred to me that "The Real Honey Badger" would have been a better username for Glen.
The simple version will be;
"Honey."
He's on a sabbatical .
He's writing an aiming system book.