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rackmsuckr

Linda Carter - The QUEEN!
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2008 Olympics Bloopers

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think
we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well
is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
 

mosconiac

Job+Wife+Child=No Stroke
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mosconiac

Job+Wife+Child=No Stroke
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Sorry Joe...is this better?

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If you remember that face recognition thing, here's mine. My wife thought long & hard about whether this was a good thing or not.
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Here's Corey's, Keith's, and JAM's results...
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stuckart

Paint Dry Watching Champ
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mosconiac said:
If you remember that face recognition thing, here's mine. My wife thought long & hard about whether this was a good thing or not.
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I think I have an identity crisis.
 

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Black-Balled

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Bigfoot vs. Unicorn. How could you go wrong w/ this shirt?
Well, aside from the obvious...
 

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Flettir

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Try these.
 

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Flettir

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a couple more
 

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Scaramouche

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Carnation milk - 65 YEARS AGO ..

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'

She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!'
 

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Flettir

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a few more
 

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