Sitting at the counter of a restaurant previously owned by Dick.
A lady says "I used to work for Dick".
Counter man says "I love Dick".
Lady replies " Oh I love Dick, and I miss it".
Little uncomfortable for me as she was to ugly to "comfort".
My brudda had moved to a new job. One of his friends from the old site called him on the phone. While they were talking somebody came up and asked my brudda about a system problem. My brudda gave a nice detailed fix. When he got back to his partner who had overheard all this his partner said, "Damn, I am impressed! That even sounded good to me and I know you don't know jackshit about that system!"
Always a plan B: What I usually fall back on is if you can't impress them with wisdom, baffle'm with bullshit!
Another favorite: "While I realize this might not be the solution to your problem I do feel we are now baffled and confused on a much higher level!"