Pool Idiots Every Where

Bob Jewett said:

This letter just came over my screen. Thought I would share it....

To: Pool Idiots Every Where
To Whom It May Concern, it has come to my attention that Pool Idiots everywhere feel it is my obligation to answer all their Pool Questions.
From Time to Time….as a Matter of Fact every time when I attempt to Answer, The Pool Idiot indicates either he has some other way to do it that he would like me to validate, or I am giving him too much information and that he just wanted to watch me play in a public pool room for free.
I would like All Pool Idiots to know, contrary to Popular Belief, I actually get paid to do these things.
However, I understand your inability to Practice Effectively; Lack of Ability to Aim Efficiently and Your futile attempts at Playing Like Your Head is up Your Ass.
As a Result, I would like to make the process less Stressful for Pool Idiots everywhere by establishing the following Policy:
From here on in I will allow you to write what you would like to hear and I will memorize it and Recite it to You…..
Yours Truly
Tenderloin Tony
TLT
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According to reports Tony is a real person whose name you would probably recognize. He doesn't post here but I think he would be a valued contributor.

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Bob Jewett said:

This letter just came over my screen. Thought I would share it....

To: Pool Idiots Every Where
To Whom It May Concern, it has come to my attention that Pool Idiots everywhere feel it is my obligation to answer all their Pool Questions.
From Time to Time….as a Matter of Fact every time when I attempt to Answer, The Pool Idiot indicates either he has some other way to do it that he would like me to validate, or I am giving him too much information and that he just wanted to watch me play in a public pool room for free.
I would like All Pool Idiots to know, contrary to Popular Belief, I actually get paid to do these things.
However, I understand your inability to Practice Effectively; Lack of Ability to Aim Efficiently and Your futile attempts at Playing Like Your Head is up Your Ass.
As a Result, I would like to make the process less Stressful for Pool Idiots everywhere by establishing the following Policy:
From here on in I will allow you to write what you would like to hear and I will memorize it and Recite it to You…..
Yours Truly
Tenderloin Tony
TLT
​

According to reports Tony is a real person whose name you would probably recognize. He doesn't post here but I think he would be a valued contributor.

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Straightpool_99 said:

I really understand where he's coming from. That being said, the way he says his piece does little to inspire sympathy. It's ok to just say "no" sometimes or even all of the time. One should reserve scaldings for when the "no" isn't accepted.

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Bob Jewett said:

Or maybe even start with scoldings? I would reserve scaldings for those who don't think my aiming system works.:wink:

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ShootingArts said:

Some people deserve to be burned down! Pool or anything else, we have all had plenty of experience with those that come to us for help and then start telling us how to do whatever the question was about. Seems most just want support for their viewpoint.

Like Tony I find it very tempting to agree with the questioner if what they are doing isn't dangerous. Some people can learn from others, some must learn everything the hard way. After twenty years some have twenty years experience, some have one year's experience repeated twenty times!

Hu

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