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nice satanic referal for page 666 of the post
Kind of freaky
Considering that this is page 666 I thought I would post an appropriate picture
Kind of freaky
667 the number of the beasts neighbors.
My browser / skin shows page 250.
Depends on how you have your options set up. You can have more or less posts per page than another member. I have the max of 40 posts per page. Therefore, my skin shows 250 pages for approx 10,000 posts. If you show 666 pages then you most likey have your options set to 15 posts per page.
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i’m looking for a woman from18 to 60 NO OLDER THAN 65 (I’m serious this time!!)
please drive a truck or jeep type car.
please have long or short hair.
I’ve told you before, “IF YOU’RE MY KIND OF WOMAN I’LL KNOW RIGHT AWAY”.
please don’t hahve the diabetes if you’re over 43(ish).
Now listhen to this! I like to see you naked between the 1st and 5ht dates. And i don’t want to meet your kids right away. thisis a spacial thing between me and you fornow because i’m into romance and sex type things real quick.
Wait i thought of something else – i will HAVE to see a PICTURE from you (and i need to know where you like to eat). i am not having a lot money right now LOL. times are tougher than leather right now and i’m down like four flat tires.
SO don’t lie about sht that isn’t true just to get me arrested. YES that’s happened before but i was just in jail for a couple weeks and YES i was gay for the stay but i haven’t done that since i got out SO NO MEN PLEASE this is only for the LADIES! 18 TO 60! ONLY!
SO i’m average and not skinny and not fat but i am mising 1 finger from a long time ago. it doesn’t matter though.
you can call me from a cell phone or pay phone I DON’T CARE.
please drive a truck or jeep type car.
please have long or short hair.
I’ve told you before, “IF YOU’RE MY KIND OF WOMAN I’LL KNOW RIGHT AWAY”.
please don’t hahve the diabetes if you’re over 43(ish).
Now listhen to this! I like to see you naked between the 1st and 5ht dates. And i don’t want to meet your kids right away. thisis a spacial thing between me and you fornow because i’m into romance and sex type things real quick.
Wait i thought of something else – i will HAVE to see a PICTURE from you (and i need to know where you like to eat). i am not having a lot money right now LOL. times are tougher than leather right now and i’m down like four flat tires.
SO don’t lie about sht that isn’t true just to get me arrested. YES that’s happened before but i was just in jail for a couple weeks and YES i was gay for the stay but i haven’t done that since i got out SO NO MEN PLEASE this is only for the LADIES! 18 TO 60! ONLY!
SO i’m average and not skinny and not fat but i am mising 1 finger from a long time ago. it doesn’t matter though.
you can call me from a cell phone or pay phone I DON’T CARE.
1000 is here. A minute late 10001
Vat da hell Ole
Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.
'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da.....'
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?
Ole said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas driving down da road.....
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie'.
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans'. 'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman, he came to da scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her'.
'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition her took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes.
Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now vat da hell vould YOU say?
Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.
'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da.....'
'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?
Ole said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas driving down da road.....
The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie'.
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans'. 'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman, he came to da scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her'.
'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition her took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes.
Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now vat da hell vould YOU say?
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