Dean in the hospital

jackpot said:

Dean called me yesterday afternoon and said. I had a stroke. I said, not that
I can ever remember. No, I'm in the hospital he says. Seems he was at a
restaurant, and his left arm became numb. He calls his wife, and she hurry's
home. He reasons that since his right arm is still working he is not about to
let the rest of that pizza go to waste. He stays and FINISHES the PIZZA before
heading home to find June there wringing her hands. She being the brains
of the family rushes him to the hospital. The doctors seem to think that it was
a minor stroke. He says his arm has returned to normal and he may go home
today. Prayers and good wishes for my best buddy.
jack

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jackpot said:

Dean called me yesterday afternoon and said. I had a stroke. I said, not that
I can ever remember. No, I'm in the hospital he says. Seems he was at a
restaurant, and his left arm became numb. He calls his wife, and she hurry's
home. He reasons that since his right arm is still working he is not about to
let the rest of that pizza go to waste. He stays and FINISHES the PIZZA before
heading home to find June there wringing her hands. She being the brains
of the family rushes him to the hospital. The doctors seem to think that it was
a minor stroke. He says his arm has returned to normal and he may go home
today. Prayers and good wishes for my best buddy.
jack

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jackpot said:

Anyone wishing to help Dean out with a cash contribution, send it directly
to me. I will make sure it is used in the right way. Don't let Dean know, it
might embarrass him. It's hard to know how much to give so to make it
easier I have set up a chart to help everyone. Like the United Fund used
to do. Income of 50,000 or less 1%
100,000 - 50,000 2%
over 100,000 I will just leave up to you
Remember cash only, and keep it quite. As always you can trust Jackpot
to go out of his way to help,
jack

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JAM said:

Is this a joke? I don't get it.

Again, I hope Dean recovers. And if this is a joke thread, sorry for not understanding the humor.

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jackpot said:

Anyone wishing to help Dean out with a cash contribution, send it directly
to me. I will make sure it is used in the right way. Don't let Dean know, it
might embarrass him. It's hard to know how much to give so to make it
easier I have set up a chart to help everyone. Like the United Fund used
to do. Income of 50,000 or less 1%
100,000 - 50,000 2%
over 100,000 I will just leave up to you
Remember cash only, and keep it quite. As always you can trust Jackpot
to go out of his way to help,
jack

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