Reminds me . . .
I was working construction in a petro-chem plant. After being fifteen minutes early since I started work months before I was a little late one morning. Just jacking with me the foreman yelled, "Hu, you are late!!" as I walked by him to grab my tools and get to work. Without missing a step, I told him I would leave early to make up for it. "Well you had better!" I made another hundred feet before the ball dropped, "HUUUU!!" A good guy but not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Hu
I prefer the "heads I win, tails you lose" flip of the coin.
I was working construction in a petro-chem plant. After being fifteen minutes early since I started work months before I was a little late one morning. Just jacking with me the foreman yelled, "Hu, you are late!!" as I walked by him to grab my tools and get to work. Without missing a step, I told him I would leave early to make up for it. "Well you had better!" I made another hundred feet before the ball dropped, "HUUUU!!" A good guy but not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Hu