That's some good schitt dude.
This may sound strange, but I had no idea he could really play pool.
I take it you played Aw a game or two?
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, Jack could play, he had rails.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, with rails, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. They all had Gold Crowns with rails.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she kicked them out for a table with no rails and she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock with table and rails.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt, you'd be nervous without rails.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony, they had a Gold Crown at the reception, it had no rails.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. There is something about this Italian gal, last time I wrote like this I had pasta, this time I will be having pizza then play with my rails, they have a table.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
Holy Schitt
Enough with the shitt shtick, it is a joke that was worn out long before it was resurrected for this thread!
Enough with the shitt shtick, it is a joke that was worn out long before it was resurrected for this thread!
Their handsSomeone with a lot of time on there hands
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
oh brother Glen, where art thou?
Their hands
Sent from the future.
He's polishing Ernesto's balls.