Funny pic/gif thread...
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A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, Its not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... With the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said...
"OK, I give up. Where's the ****in' ship?"
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, Its not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... With the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said...
"OK, I give up. Where's the ****in' ship?"
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You know you're a pool geek when you look at this pic and what came to mind is... hmmm looks like Russian Billiards.
I must be getting old Vinnie so don't feel like the Lone Ranger.
I looked to see what game she was playing first too. Then I noticed the Tatas.
You can see nice Tatas any day of the week, a great game of pool is a different story.
I looked to see what game she was playing first too. Then I noticed the Tatas.
You can see nice Tatas any day of the week, a great game of pool is a different story.
how big of a geek does it make me that I went through the whole picture and was disapointed that the "TARDIS" is missing
The Tardis wasn't a spaceship.....?
Magnetic Kid.
I wonder if he can stick to the refrigerator.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2011/may/13/magnetic-boy-croatia
I wonder if he can stick to the refrigerator.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2011/may/13/magnetic-boy-croatia
