Is Fast Larry In Hiding?

God

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I heard a rumor that Fast Larry has received death threats and gone into hiding. There will always be jealous people in the world and it may be some of those that made these threats.

Usually only persons of extremely high stature like Presidents and other national leaders have to worry about assassination. Perhaps because Larry is a World Leader in pool he has to suffer through the same kind of problems. While this can only serve to enhance the already remarkable legend of this pool playing icon; it is a shame if Larry will be less available to meet with his adoring fans.

Is there anyone out there that could help protect Larry so he can go to the Super Billiards Expo? If enough flak suit wearing, gun toting volunteers could be found to protect him around the clock, maybe he would be safe. We would need people willing to protect him at all costs and without regard for their personal safety. What say you, especially you country folk who have lots of guns and love to shoot stuff?

If enough people contact your state representatives making them aware of this problem, perhaps Larry could get a State Trooper escort from Athens Georgia up Route 95 to Philadelphia. Remember, the handoff spots at the borders between States could be one of the weak links if not conducted properly. Closing down the overpasses over the highway as Larry passes would also be wise.

Also, has Allen Hopkins considered any special provisions to protect Larry? Maybe he could build a chamber of transparent bullet proof material in which Larry could put on his spectacular show. Perhaps all the vendors at the Super Expo would be willing to pay a surcharge to go into a fund to provide for Larry's security. Undoubtedly, they will benefit many fold from all the extra people that will attend to see the Greatest Trick Shot Artist of All Time. Who will be the first to start on this noble cause? Which of you could live with yourself if you do nothing now? Will it really be a SUPER Expo if Larry is not there?
Are there any persons who post here and will be going to Valley Forge as amateur players or regular attendees willing to kick in a hundred or two to see one of, if not the, greatest living pool shooter? Stand up now and be counted! What say ye?
 
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pooljunkie73

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Why start up shit. Let this all die. It's people like you posting this stuff who keep this crap going. Whether Larry goes to VF or not, thats up to him.

Kent Mc.
 

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pooljunkie73 said:
Let this all die.
Not sure what you mean by "all this?" Are you willing to let Larry face his deadly enemies unassisted? I see you are from Canada...that may explain your attitude. Are you one of those people whose thinking is horribly distorted by the taking of hallucinogenic drugs that Larry so admirably and eloquently speaks against?
 
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Rickw

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Larry

pooljunkie73 said:
Why start up shit. Let this all die. It's people like you posting this stuff who keep this crap going. Whether Larry goes to VF or not, thats up to him.

Kent Mc.

Kent,

I could be wrong, but I think this is one of Larry's alter egos.
 

Bluewolf

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Rickw said:
Kent,

I could be wrong, but I think this is one of Larry's alter egos.

You are wrong Rick. This is not Fast Larry. I know who this person is, in fact know them quite well and this person has used aliases in the past. The writing style is quite distinct and this person often is just trying to stir something up, enjoying the chaos they hope to create.

Laura :cool:
 

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Rickw said:
I could be wrong, but I think...
Anyone could be wrong. But to become a better person, it's not being wrong that we need to fear; it is inaction and an unwillingness to change that will retard the progress we desire.
 
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Busy Kitty

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Oh geez you back.. Don't you have a dark hole to crawl into? We have been lucky enough not to hear from you in some time, now your back just like mold.
 

God

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Bluewolf said:
I know who this is quite well
I know you quite well also; and if trying to stir the hearts of men to do good is wrong, then I plead guilty as charged.
 
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Rickw

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Bluewolf said:
You are wrong Rick. This is not Fast Larry. I know who this person is, in fact know them quite well and this person has used aliases in the past. The writing style is quite distinct and this person often is just trying to stir something up, enjoying the chaos they hope to create.

Laura :cool:

Thank you Laura, I stand corrected. Larry, I apologize for thinking this poster was you. God, ...oh never mind! I don't want to get into it with you!
 

pooljunkie73

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God said:
Not sure what you mean by "all this?" Are you willing to let Larry face his deadly enemies unassisted?
You must be joking.
I see you are from Canada...that may explain your attitude.
My attitude? You haven't seen my attitude yet.
Are you one of those people whose thinking is horribly distorted by the taking of hallucinogenic drugs that Larry so admirably and eloquently speaks against?
I have no use for drugs, so you can't blame that on my thinking. For your information, Larry has never spoken about me admirably.

Kent Mc.
 

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Rickw said:
God, ... I don't want to get into it with you!
Rick,

You can't avoid God and you can't avoid yourself. No one can escape self evaluation. You have to live with the consequences of your thoughts and your deeds, no matter how hard you try not to.

Now, can we get back to the topic of this thread?
 
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Bluewolf

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Rickw said:
Thank you Laura, I stand corrected. Larry, I apologize for thinking this poster was you. God, ...oh never mind! I don't want to get into it with you!

Larry knows who this is too because we discussed it at length when a bunch of aliases (other than Larry's) were popping up.

Many regular ccbers know who this is and his name was called out on playpool. He is essentially harmless but likes to pontificate with big words and sardonic humor and loves to try to stir up things.

It does not work on ccb, though, because the cover was blown a long time ago, there,and his attempts to stir up things there do not work, but usually get ignored.

BTW, i do not think the real God can type because spirits do not have hands to type with. :p

GOD is DOG spelled backwards LOL.

Laura
 

!Smorgass Bored

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I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'm going to put God on my "Ignore list"..... Oy-Vey !
 
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Fast now loves newfies

pooljunkie73 said:
I have no use for drugs, so you can't blame that on my thinking. For your information, Larry has never spoken about me admirably.

Kent Mc.


This is not true, I posted that a newfie, you out smarted me, that was my highest compliment to you sir. Welcome back Yappin wolf, wondered when your evil would return. Yes, I am so in hiding I just spent the evening at the Atlanta Womens tourney. I am hiding in fear. I am not going to V F because I fear this man, I fear what I will do to him if he messes with my wa which he proclaimed he was and when he posted his death threat on the board I came back to state I was forwarding a copy of it the the Sheriff of Valley Forge and would be requesting a restraining order on him, that was when the thread was removed. He came back on with a 2nd threat, that thread was also removed. Then several threats came to me via email. I did not cancel the trip because of fear, it was because I can tour any where or direction I choose to. I planned to go to the NE, So now I may go SW, it really does not matter to me where I go. I just refuse to get tied up with some deranged loonie tune not playing with a full deck to do such a thing. I do not need the hassle. I'll be hiding at the BCA trade show in April and also hiding at the BCA national tourney in May also in Vegas where I'll play in the Challenge the stars event. Me hide, I fear no man, give me a break here.

People are catching on to this thing now, enough is enough people, try try try, to let it ride..... :D
 
God said:
Not sure what you mean by "all this?" Are you willing to let Larry face his deadly enemies unassisted? I see you are from Canada...that may explain your attitude. Are you one of those people whose thinking is horribly distorted by the taking of hallucinogenic drugs that Larry so admirably and eloquently speaks against?


Yes God, play with Zen, play sober, play with your mind free and clear, that is what I teach, Dope is only used by, dopes. I donot apologize for that stance. :p
 
Rickw said:
Thank you Laura, I stand corrected. Larry, I apologize for thinking this poster was you. God, ...oh never mind! I don't want to get into it with you!



No problem, but its like every time a newbie pops up I get blamed for being the imposter. If I had half of these, I would now be half of the board. :D
 
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Ken in CT

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Smorg,
Mike Zuglan had your post about the Spring Hill tournament and was quite amused by the problems Rob Saez was causing. Connecticut's loss is Florida's misfortune. We wondered why they didn't throw him out of the tournament but then we realized he'd just come back to CT. Keep him there.

Jimbo was in attendance or is it attendunce. He didn't send his regards.
Ken
 

God

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fast larry said:
I fear no man
What about the man that publicly threatened to soak your family jewels in hot sauce at Valley Forge? Will you confront him at that event? Is he believed to be working alone or has he teamed up with the drug lord mugger-assassin who accosted you at last year’s event?
 
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