I've told this story before:
Some years back I was at Blue Cube pool room in Orange, CT and a handful of us regulars would hang out after closing sitting at the bar having a nightcap and trying to solve world problems.
Ritchie, the barback, ran out to get a burger down the busy Post Road at McDonalds. When he came back we could hear he was laughing as he banged on the locked door to get in. Once inside he came over to the bar to show us all a picture he just took of the sign in front of McD's which said:
"TRY OUR NEW BLACK ANUS RUB" :grin-square:
:shocked2::grin-square:
wonder if the guy got fired....