President Jimmy Carter screened THE HUSTLER

victorl

Where'd my stroke go?
Silver Member
That would be fun to have someone record your every move.
If I were president, it might look something like this:

06:00 am The President received a wake-up call.
06:05 am The President said, "I'm not feeling well, don't bother me".
06:10 am The President retired.
12:00 pm The President woke up.
12:30 pm The President said, "I have important matters to tend to".
12:45 pm The President loaded up on cash and snuck out to the pool hall.
01:00 pm The President worked on his multi-rail bank shots and one-pocket safeties.
02:00 pm The President found a mark and woofed for some action.
02:00 am The President lost all his cash.
02:30 am The President returned to the White House.
03:00 am The President crept into the bedroom to make sure the First Lady was asleep.
03:05 am The President retired.
 
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Runner

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
The best...

And when Carter got into office, he couldn't help it:

"President Ford, I'm the best you've ever seen... even if you beat me,
I'm still the best!"
 
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