John Schmidt's 626
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Think you may have forgotten whether Fredian or Freudian. It's a slip.
All the best,
WW
I know. Still stinging over my own missives. I still miss Freddy commentating on pool videos.
All the best,
WW
I thought Fredian was a fine comeback, after bread. No better retort can be found.
I say he jackpotted.
Around here we call that a Schmelke.
I'm sure I meant to say he hit the jackpot
What's with all the grammar? Bread was perfect. Schuda accepted and schlepped the credit.
Eah there was no take a number sign...
THAT would mean something! If John could somehow (wonder if he's tried) get his record certified by Guinness then it would be legitimized.
longest foreskin
A few years back Guinness went to check out the guy that claimed the longest pecker, something they already had a category for! Turned out the guy had been using weights for many years and had stretched the skin. Guinness made a new category and gave him a world record.
Point being that Guinness will record pretty much any world record, if you do things their way. To set a game or sports record they set out what kind of authentication they want in advance, things john didn't even try to meet.
Hu
A few years back Guinness went to check out the guy that claimed the longest pecker, something they already had a category for! Turned out the guy had been using weights for many years and had stretched the skin. Guinness made a new category and gave him a world record.
Point being that Guinness will record pretty much any world record, if you do things their way. To set a game or sports record they set out what kind of authentication they want in advance, things john didn't even try to meet.
Hu
Don't you know they are in on this whole thing too?
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Yeah, its crazy to think someone who openly hates John, has himself spent years trying to set the record and loves nothing more than a good juicy conspiracy theory would be at all biased and blatantly irrational about this.
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You may want to look at the kinds of records The Beer People have for pool/billiards/snooker. They are not in the business of keeping sports records. They are in the business of giving people entertainment before/while/after they get drunk.
foot age
Purty sure that un edited video would be one of Guinness's 1st main requirements - before they could evaluate any certification Bob. If your going to continue to hide the unedited video u bca, or wpa might do well to have a pint or two - for what will surely continue to ale' u for hiding the evidence from the people - until ur mystery video surfaces - with unedited footage - u have only here say evidence at this juncture. Oh my goodness! My Guinness.
(smiley face means - I am watching u Bob the scholar). Your 'stamp of approval' on this mystery video of 626 is under heavy scrutiny (from many) in my view.
Purty sure that un edited video would be one of Guinness's 1st main requirements - before they could evaluate any certification Bob. If your going to continue to hide the unedited video u bca, or wpa might do well to have a pint or two - for what will surely continue to ale' u for hiding the evidence from the people - until ur mystery video surfaces - with unedited footage - u have only here say evidence at this juncture. Oh my goodness! My Guinness.
(smiley face means - I am watching u Bob the scholar). Your 'stamp of approval' on this mystery video of 626 is under heavy scrutiny (from many) in my view.
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And criteria for setting a Guinness record has exactly what to do with the records themselves?
If people want to go after a Guinness pogo stick record, at least they will have to meet far more stringent requirements than bringing two guys at the BCA a lunch bag from Taco Bell and watching a video in between bites.
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Has anyone here actually bought the Guiness book? I went on their site when all this JS drama started 2 years ago and thought I'd see a list of all the records on the Guinness website. There is almost nothing there. It seems you have to purchase the book to see anything? At least that is the best I could figure out after spending some time on their site.
I wonder if official sporting records are in their book. Like olympic records for example.
Does anyone know what pool records are in there?
<== Not interested enough to buy and read a copy
I wonder if official sporting records are in their book. Like olympic records for example.
Does anyone know what pool records are in there?
<== Not interested enough to buy and read a copy
Guinness has essentially no official records. Those are not, for the most part, interesting to their customers.Has anyone here actually bought the Guiness book? I went on their site when all this JS drama started 2 years ago and thought I'd see a list of all the records on the Guinness website. There is almost nothing there. It seems you have to purchase the book to see anything? At least that is the best I could figure out after spending some time on their site.
I wonder if official sporting records are in their book. Like olympic records for example.
Does anyone know what pool records are in there?
<== Not interested enough to buy and read a copy
Just go onto their site and do a search. Here are part of their "billiard" records:
![CropperCapture[148].jpg](https://forums.azbilliards.com/data/attachments/415/415147-27cd73e9a617f350ac931360f101dea4.jpg "CropperCapture[148].jpg")